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aardvark Added: 6/6/2003 Noun Click to listen to aardvark
another term to describe an uncircumcised penis.
Submitted by: wizzy 23,189 views 2.60 = aardvark Star aardvark Star aardvark Star (15 votes)

achy candle Added: 5/31/2005 Noun  
penis after a long night of beating off
Submitted by: huh 36,213 views 3.00 = achy candle Star achy candle Star achy candle Star (12 votes)

acorn cap Added: 11/22/2003 Noun  
a penis so small it just looks like a little acorn cap
Submitted by: brian 14,862 views 2.88 = acorn cap Star acorn cap Star acorn cap Star (8 votes)

Adams apple buster Added: 6/26/2010 Noun  
Having a girl put her head over the arm upside down with her mouth open, and her...
Submitted by: John 5,561 views 1.80 = Adams apple buster Star Adams apple buster Star (10 votes)

airlock Added: 10/4/2005 Noun  
to have three different men put their penises in each of a woman's three holes a...
Submitted by: DH/JG 33,531 views 3.28 = airlock Star airlock Star airlock Star (18 votes)

Aladdin's lamp Added: 10/18/2004 Noun  
The smooth, hairless skin that separates the scrotum from the shaft of the penis...
Submitted by: wesley 7,705 views 2.92 = Aladdin's lamp Star Aladdin's lamp Star Aladdin's lamp Star (12 votes)

Amish Overload Added: 6/13/2006 Noun  
When a virgin finds something so erotic that a vein in his penis bursts.
Submitted by: XFactorNo9 33,180 views 2.97 = Amish Overload Star Amish Overload Star Amish Overload Star (29 votes)

Anal Knievel Added: 7/13/2003 Noun  
V. The act of pulling your penis out while banging a girl from behind. You blow ...
Submitted by: Brian Pendergast 13,874 views 3.42 = Anal Knievel Star Anal Knievel Star Anal Knievel Star (52 votes)

Angry Midget Added: 2/7/2005 Noun  
A very small penis surrounded by large testicles.
Submitted by: Cory 33,354 views 1.55 = Angry Midget Star Angry Midget Star (11 votes)

anteater Added: 10/5/2004 Noun  
an uncircumsized penis.
Submitted by: doug 3,943 views 1.86 = anteater Star anteater Star (28 votes)

ant-eater Added: 11/25/2005 Noun  
an uncircumcised penis
Submitted by: mason 32,818 views 4.00 = ant-eater Star ant-eater Star ant-eater Star ant-eater Star (3 votes)

anus envy Added: 6/15/2004 Noun  
Similar to penis envy but most often found in the homosexual community.
Submitted by: Craig Williams 4,040 views 1.00 = anus envy Star (1 vote)

aperture Added: 4/3/2004 Noun  
The length of the stretched scrotal skin spanning from the base of the penis to ...
Submitted by: Jeremy A. 3,803 views 1.00 = aperture Star (1 vote)

Arabian Sneak Attack Added: 8/19/2004 Noun  
most commonly occurring in prison, an Arabian Sneak Attack is bascially anal rap...
Submitted by: SmellyTit 4,927 views 4.00 = Arabian Sneak Attack Star Arabian Sneak Attack Star Arabian Sneak Attack Star Arabian Sneak Attack Star (1 vote)

army helmet Added: 10/5/2004 Noun  
a circumsized penis.
Submitted by: doug 3,670 views 2.13 = army helmet Star army helmet Star (8 votes)

army wrinkle Added: 6/10/2003 Noun Click to listen to army wrinkle
The unnatural wrinkle that forms on the penis of an enlisted homosexual from for...
Submitted by: Gaius Caligula 11,426 views 1.80 = army wrinkle Star army wrinkle Star (10 votes)

Around the World Added: 10/19/2006 Noun  
noun; definition: inserting a penis into each of a female's orifaces in any part...
Submitted by: Dick Hurtz 33,424 views 3.14 = Around the World Star Around the World Star Around the World Star (22 votes)

Arrow of Love Added: 9/17/2003 Noun  
Tibetan nickname for penis
Submitted by: Drew 4,939 views 3.15 = Arrow of Love Star Arrow of Love Star Arrow of Love Star (13 votes)

Ass Hammer Added: 2/9/2006 Noun  
The penis of a homosexual. The penis of a guy who likes to fuck any asshole m...
Submitted by: Mark 33,266 views 2.50 = Ass Hammer Star Ass Hammer Star Ass Hammer Star (2 votes)

Ass Javelin Added: 3/9/2004 Noun  
The Penis of a person who likes to give butt-sex.
Submitted by: Goott Heodd 3,369 views 4.00 = Ass Javelin Star Ass Javelin Star Ass Javelin Star Ass Javelin Star (1 vote)

ass milk Added: 8/29/2004 Noun  
definition # 1. cum shot inside of an asshole while the penis is inside, that se...
Submitted by: tm0n3ydapimp 3,848 views 1.35 = ass milk Star (91 votes)

Ass Zorro Added: 2/26/2009 Noun  
During anal sex you remove your penis and draw a "Z" in poo on the ass you're ba...
Submitted by: Local 174 2,016 views 1.00 = Ass Zorro Star (3 votes)

ass-pump Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
A penis engaged in anal sex.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 10,811 views 1.82 = ass-pump Star ass-pump Star (11 votes)

Atari Time Added: 11/25/2005 Noun  
When two men are sitting indian sytle towards each other, and they proceed to gr...
Submitted by: jason 33,244 views 2.36 = Atari Time Star Atari Time Star (11 votes)

atomic pancake Added: 8/9/2009 Noun  
when a guy takes a dump on another mans penis and eats it
Submitted by: Josh 2,187 views 2.00 = atomic pancake Star atomic pancake Star (1 vote)

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baby boner Added: 8/21/2003 Noun  
someone with an extremely small penis, even during stiffness
Submitted by: justin miller 11,881 views 2.77 = baby boner Star baby boner Star baby boner Star (22 votes)

ball drips Added: 6/19/2004 Noun  
when your penis is so small you piss on your balls.
Submitted by: bob marley 2,505 views 2.50 = ball drips Star ball drips Star ball drips Star (2 votes)

ball glue Added: 11/4/2005 Noun  
Dried jizz that glues the tip of your penis to your underwear. aka ouch!
Submitted by: Vinman1141 32,862 views 3.14 = ball glue Star ball glue Star ball glue Star (7 votes)

Balls and all Added: 3/31/2005 Noun  
slang for the ability to engulfe both the penis and testicles while performing o...
Submitted by: Tony Dow 33,450 views 2.13 = Balls and all Star Balls and all Star (8 votes)

Banana Syndrome Added: 3/4/2007 Noun  
When your penis curves up or down
Submitted by: Ian 33,298 views 2.25 = Banana Syndrome Star Banana Syndrome Star (12 votes)

Banic Slap Added: 8/13/2003 Noun  
When you slap someone across the face with your penis.
Submitted by: Jason 4,231 views 2.64 = Banic Slap Star Banic Slap Star Banic Slap Star (11 votes)

barnacled harpoon Added: 12/27/2006 Noun  
its a genital wart infested penis
Submitted by: dan ben cory 32,761 views 2.50 = barnacled harpoon Star barnacled harpoon Star barnacled harpoon Star (2 votes)

Basket of Fruit Added: 4/27/2004 Noun  
A mangina. What a man makes when he tucks his penis and balls back in between is...
Submitted by: PromoMike 4,101 views 2.50 = Basket of Fruit Star Basket of Fruit Star Basket of Fruit Star (2 votes)

Baster Added: 3/18/2005 Noun  
v. Inserting one's erect penis into an anus and then urinating.
Submitted by: Spelunkidonk 32,917 views 3.36 = Baster Star Baster Star Baster Star (14 votes)

Battered Sausage Added: 8/13/2004 Adjective  
Condition of one's penis after an intense night of sex, masurbation or all of th...
Submitted by: Daniel Greenberg 2,649 views 2.20 = Battered Sausage Star Battered Sausage Star (5 votes)

beaver belch Added: 10/9/2003 Noun  
the noise let off after pulling your penis out of the hotpocket
Submitted by: dr dick 7,344 views 3.51 = beaver belch Star beaver belch Star beaver belch Star beaver belch Star (61 votes)

bee sting dingaling Added: 3/10/2005 Noun  
if you have a small penis, just let bees sting it to swell it up and make it loo...
Submitted by: thriller 33,026 views 1.00 = bee sting dingaling Star (1 vote)

beef bat Added: 1/15/2006 Noun  
penis
Submitted by: Adam 33,222 views 1.00 = beef bat Star (1 vote)

Beef Bayonet Added: 4/9/2004 Noun  
A Penis
Submitted by: RUFiO 3,398 views 1.67 = Beef Bayonet Star Beef Bayonet Star (9 votes)

beef bayonette Added: 6/16/2005 Noun  
penis
Submitted by: annie o'd 34,355 views 2.50 = beef bayonette Star beef bayonette Star beef bayonette Star (4 votes)

Beef bugle Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
Penis
Submitted by: HeyJoe 8,320 views 2.00 = Beef bugle Star Beef bugle Star (3 votes)

Beef StrokenCough Added: 5/31/2005 Noun  
When a girl goes down on a guy and chokes on his penis
Submitted by: Leamro 32,944 views 1.81 = Beef StrokenCough Star Beef StrokenCough Star (26 votes)

beef tower Added: 1/31/2005 Noun  
slang for penis
Submitted by: wil 35,543 views 1.70 = beef tower Star beef tower Star (30 votes)

Belgian Gasmask, The Added: 5/19/2006 Noun  
When you put you sit on someones face with your testicles in their eyes and your...
Submitted by: TronBob 32,632 views 2.20 = Belgian Gasmask, The Star Belgian Gasmask, The Star (5 votes)

Belgium Dip Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
When one's penis dips into the the toilet water.
Submitted by: Mase 1,763 views 2.67 = Belgium Dip Star Belgium Dip Star Belgium Dip Star (3 votes)

Benwah Added: 1/9/2005 Noun  
Simultaneous sexual penetration of a vagina with the penis AND testicles.
Submitted by: Mr. Excess Knob 32,582 views 4.00 = Benwah Star Benwah Star Benwah Star Benwah Star (3 votes)

Betty Boop, The Added: 11/4/2005 Noun  
when a female is simultaneously FaDunked by two men, where one mans penis slaps ...
Submitted by: Butt Gerbil 33,807 views 3.34 = Betty Boop, The Star Betty Boop, The Star Betty Boop, The Star (35 votes)

Big Hog Added: 3/31/2005 Noun  
Slang for an extremely large penis.
Submitted by: Tony Dow 33,273 views 3.32 = Big Hog Star Big Hog Star Big Hog Star (22 votes)

Birmingham Battle Axe, The Added: 12/16/2006 Noun  
This is where you get all hot and bothered (boner time) and you karate chop your...
Submitted by: Zach Treolo 33,081 views 3.00 = Birmingham Battle Axe, The Star Birmingham Battle Axe, The Star Birmingham Battle Axe, The Star (6 votes)

Birth Worm Added: 2/7/2005 Noun  
Penis
Submitted by: Dave Castley 32,613 views 4.00 = Birth Worm Star Birth Worm Star Birth Worm Star Birth Worm Star (3 votes)

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