 Top 101 Best Words listed on TurdWords.com |
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Do you like Big Boobs? These hefty's are looking for you.
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Carlsbad Gap
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Added: 3/27/2005
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Noun
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The inviting pink entrance to a well-reamed-out love sheath.
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| Submitted by: noni mous |
32,278 views |
3.57 =
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Crucifix, The
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Added: 4/27/2005
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Noun
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When you have 4 guys and one girl bending over. She is beating two of the guys ...
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| Submitted by: PimpDaddyB |
34,388 views |
3.54 =
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Credit Card
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Added: 4/2/2003
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Noun
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To catch an unexpecting person bent over, you proceed to swipe your hand from th...
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| Submitted by: Cee |
32,595 views |
3.54 =
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Transylvania Teabag
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Added: 8/11/2007
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Noun
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A used tampon
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| Submitted by: WD |
33,913 views |
3.54 =
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Continental Breakfast
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Added: 1/12/2004
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Noun
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Two eggs and a sausage all in her mouth at the same time.
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| Submitted by: Captain canuck |
19,362 views |
3.53 =
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Funch
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Added: 4/3/2004
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Noun
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A noontime quickie. A combination of the words fuck + lunch
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| Submitted by: WD |
11,307 views |
3.53 =
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Chicken Rotisserie
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Added: 12/6/2004
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Noun
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When two guys are standing up, facing each other, with a bitch bended over betwe...
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| Submitted by: nardog |
22,305 views |
3.52 =
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Wide-On
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Added: 5/28/2004
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Noun
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The female's equivalent of a hard-on. When experiencing intense erotic excitemen...
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| Submitted by: WD |
19,267 views |
3.51 =
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Pink shoelace
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Added: 11/19/2005
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Noun
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When you stretch a clit so far out, preferably, it looks like you're stringing a...
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| Submitted by: Tony G |
32,829 views |
3.51 =
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Chocolate Cream Pie
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Added: 10/23/2003
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Noun
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You are fucking a girl in the asshole when, right before ejaculation, you pull o...
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| Submitted by: Ryan Wilkey |
1,224 views |
3.50 =
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birdhouse
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Added: 9/13/2004
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Noun
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the circular, gaping appearance of an anus immediately after one engages in back...
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| Submitted by: thundir |
1,639 views |
3.48 =
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Balloon Knot
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Added: 2/21/2003
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Noun
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An arse hole, asshole, butthole.
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| Submitted by: JWyatt |
33,500 views |
3.48 =
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airplane skirt
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Added: 4/6/2003
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Noun
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a skirt so short that when she bends over you can see her cockpit
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| Submitted by: hale |
21,478 views |
3.47 =
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Beef curtains
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Added: 12/11/2002
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Noun
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A vagina that has lips that hang down they are considered curtains.
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| Submitted by: RJ |
43,643 views |
3.47 =
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Jelly Donut
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Added: 3/25/2003
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Noun
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when you splooge in your girlfriends face and then punch her in the nse so she b...
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| Submitted by: Dylan |
10,495 views |
3.46 =
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sausage wallet
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Added: 2/27/2003
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Noun
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a vagina, pussy, or cunt. Term used to describe a vagina you have sex with.
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| Submitted by: sarah |
8,423 views |
3.46 =
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Bukkake
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Added: 4/23/2003
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Noun
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When there is a lone girl in the middle of a dozen guys who blow all over her fa...
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| Submitted by: Kranky |
13,423 views |
3.46 =
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Headlights
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Added: 4/18/2003
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Noun
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Perky breasts. Breasts that do not sag.
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| Submitted by: Terd Fergisun |
7,235 views |
3.46 =
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high beams
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Added: 6/13/2006
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Noun
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When a womans nipples become erect.
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| Submitted by: crazy j |
31,332 views |
3.45 =
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Green Jean
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Added: 3/4/2003
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Noun
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A girls who masturbates with vegetables.
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| Submitted by: Maggie |
3,276 views |
3.45 =
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Frottage Cheese
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Added: 9/25/2005
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Noun
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The secretions found in either offending party after a hot session of dry humpin...
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| Submitted by: Jason Landretti |
31,746 views |
3.45 =
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Pepperonies
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Added: 1/31/2005
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Adjective
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really big nipples that sometimes have little bumps on them
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| Submitted by: d sanchez |
31,647 views |
3.45 =
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Leather Cheerio
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Added: 2/15/2003
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Noun
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Anus
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| Submitted by: Andrew |
17,232 views |
3.45 =
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village bicycle
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Added: 4/22/2003
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Noun
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the town slut
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| Submitted by: dick |
8,655 views |
3.45 =
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scooter
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Added: 6/19/2004
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Noun
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a half way decent looking chick that you'd ride, but you wouldn't brag to your f...
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| Submitted by: barney |
1,684 views |
3.45 =
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rusty trombone
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Added: 1/9/2003
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Noun
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when someone is eating out your ass while reaching around and jerking you off.
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| Submitted by: pat malone |
94,271 views |
3.45 =
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Butterface
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Added: 11/24/2002
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Noun
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A girl who has a good looking body, but her face is ugly as shit!
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8,210 views |
3.45 =
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Donkey Bust
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Added: 2/9/2006
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Noun
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An extraordinarily large volume of semen, or the ejaculation thereof.
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| Submitted by: Mercury Grand Marquis |
32,351 views |
3.45 =
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Finding a Gold Nugget
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Added: 3/27/2005
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Verb
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A sizeable piece of shit that gets on your cock if you push to deep up someone's...
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| Submitted by: Alfredo |
31,182 views |
3.44 =
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Jill off
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Added: 12/11/2002
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Verb
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A female Masturbation. The opposite of Jack off.
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| Submitted by: RJ |
16,001 views |
3.44 =
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Chili Dog
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Added: 1/17/2003
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Noun
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Rubbing the penis between the breasts after one has defacated there.
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| Submitted by: BigRog |
28,601 views |
3.44 =
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Raggedy Ann
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Added: 2/15/2004
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Noun
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A girl who gets screwed so many times by so many different people that she resem...
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| Submitted by: sLiCk-sHiTz |
4,265 views |
3.44 =
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Last-stall-on-the-left
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Added: 5/22/2010
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Noun
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The men's room stall in every bar, club, theater or restaurant that every male k...
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| Submitted by: EJC |
1,180 views |
3.44 =
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Braile Tits
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Added: 3/10/2005
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Noun
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The little goose bumps around a womans nipple which are braile for "Lick Here"
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| Submitted by: infinity7_7_7 |
31,406 views |
3.44 =
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Eel Meal
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Added: 4/11/2005
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Noun
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a deepthroat blowjob
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB |
32,552 views |
3.44 =
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Drain Babies
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Added: 10/1/2003
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Noun
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a load left in the shower drain after jerking off
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| Submitted by: andy |
14,052 views |
3.44 =
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Dinner Plates
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Added: 10/19/2006
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Noun
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Noun: huge freakin' areolas (male or female)
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| Submitted by: Trizzy D. |
31,009 views |
3.44 =
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Cleveland Popsicle
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Added: 1/30/2006
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Noun
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Using a frozen peice of poop as a dildo.
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| Submitted by: Frank Dorm at ASU |
31,480 views |
3.44 =
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Cleveland Steamer
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Added: 1/24/2003
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Noun
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A Cleveland Steamer is when you're titty-fucking a girl and take a crap on her s...
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| Submitted by: Young Hova |
96,045 views |
3.44 =
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Pearl Necklace
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Added: 1/27/2003
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Noun
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Cumming on and around your girls neck so that it looks like a pearl necklace
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| Submitted by: PN |
13,412 views |
3.43 =
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Eye Candy
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Added: 11/14/2002
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Noun
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A sexy looking person that is pleasing to the eye but would leave a bitter after...
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| Submitted by: Common |
4,031 views |
3.43 =
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Billy goat muff
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Added: 3/24/2003
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Noun
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A woman who's clam is wild with whiskers, so wild that she has a gump goatee han...
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| Submitted by: Steve |
18,324 views |
3.43 =
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Factory Air
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Added: 4/4/2005
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Noun
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Definiton 1: When a chick has a horizontal gap where her inner thighs meet, supp...
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| Submitted by: noni mous |
34,518 views |
3.43 =
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sistine chapel
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Added: 2/27/2004
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Noun
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Where you jizz so much it paints the ceiling. AKA The Michelangelo.
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| Submitted by: johnny versnatchie |
16,381 views |
3.43 =
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pantyhose dick
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Added: 11/11/2006
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Noun
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When you pull on leg of a pair of pantyhose over your member, and you jerk off i...
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| Submitted by: faz |
31,526 views |
3.43 =
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Lot Lizard
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Added: 3/28/2003
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Noun
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Truck stop whore.
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| Submitted by: Brian |
2,630 views |
3.43 =
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Bowsaw
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Added: 10/23/2003
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Noun
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When two guys bang a girl from both sides while standing up. They go back and f...
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| Submitted by: Sto |
893 views |
3.43 =
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snowball
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Added: 6/13/2003
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Noun
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when giving someone head and they blow in your mouth you don't swallow, you keep...
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| Submitted by: Magmaman |
4,957 views |
3.43 =
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Couch Sking
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Added: 7/11/2004
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Verb
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A girl jerking off two guys on a couch or car.
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| Submitted by: Danny |
1,592 views |
3.42 =
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Slut Muffin
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Added: 10/5/2004
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Noun
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A particularly permiscious woman's vagina
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| Submitted by: Ace Money In The Butt |
1,098 views |
3.42 =
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Betsy Ross
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Added: 7/13/2003
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Noun
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While on her period, take your girlfriend and fuck her silly. Then take her and ...
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| Submitted by: Dr. Will Fister P.H.D. |
24,390 views |
3.42 =
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Are You Getting All You Can Out of Sex?
Take this short quiz and find out.
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Nanook's Workout
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Added: 7/24/2004
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Noun
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When you get tired of body-building, move North to Alaska and become a Husky Fuc...
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| Submitted by: WD |
7,022 views |
3.42 =
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Throat Yogurt
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Added: 12/18/2003
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Noun
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The compensation you give a chick after giving good head!
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| Submitted by: Aaron |
22,065 views |
3.42 =
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Limbo Discount
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Added: 5/31/2005
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Noun
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Translating your skill at limbo dancing into going under the door of a pay toile...
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| Submitted by: noni mous |
31,382 views |
3.42 =
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Anal Angel
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Added: 6/10/2004
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Noun
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a really attractive woman who loves to get it anal
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| Submitted by: Fecal Matter |
4,135 views |
3.42 =
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Gentleman's Handshake, The
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Added: 2/21/2004
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Noun
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After pounding a girl in the ass, you pull out and stick your fingers in the gap...
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| Submitted by: Team Boey |
18,344 views |
3.42 =
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Wish Bone
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Added: 7/7/2004
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Noun
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When you are fucking a girl in the missionary position with her legs over your s...
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| Submitted by: Get me a beer Mickey... |
1,413 views |
3.42 =
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Blumpkin
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Added: 11/26/2002
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Noun
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Having your dick sucked while taking a dump.
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65,935 views |
3.42 =
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Snow Globes
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Added: 4/23/2005
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Noun
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Another term for the large mammary glands of a female.
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| Submitted by: Dr. Mckockiner |
31,235 views |
3.42 =
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Panty-oyster
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Added: 5/29/2003
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Noun
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The slimmy results found in a chicks panties after a load is blown
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| Submitted by: Paw |
2,379 views |
3.41 =
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shoe hornin
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Added: 3/31/2003
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Verb
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during ass sex with a chick you find that the head of your cock has gotten so hu...
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| Submitted by: da gooch |
5,672 views |
3.41 =
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Blind-Puppy
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Added: 2/24/2003
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Noun
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When a girl is giving you a blow job and she rubs your dick all around her mouth...
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| Submitted by: Kindaweird |
23,418 views |
3.41 =
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Four-Legged Suprise
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Added: 7/27/2003
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Noun
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While in the middle of fucking your girl friend, announce you have to take a pis...
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| Submitted by: Dr. Will Fister P.H.D. |
2,997 views |
3.41 =
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Rough Rider
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Added: 11/11/2006
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Noun
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Ribbed Condom
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| Submitted by: Cold Naked Bandita |
31,151 views |
3.41 =
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Sperm Bank
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Added: 5/31/2004
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Noun
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a girl who sucks so much dick and swallows so much cum that she is basically lik...
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| Submitted by: bigpapat |
1,525 views |
3.41 =
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Power Greek
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Added: 3/31/2005
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Noun
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The act of anal intercourse without the aid of lubrication.
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| Submitted by: Herman Volkner |
31,390 views |
3.40 =
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Pantsectomy
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Added: 8/17/2005
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Noun
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The surreptitious and careful removal of a bitch's pants and panties while she's...
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| Submitted by: noni mous |
31,469 views |
3.40 =
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Canklesores
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Added: 5/22/2010
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Noun
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When banging a woman missionary style and you go to wishbone her, you find she h...
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| Submitted by: EJC |
675 views |
3.40 =
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carpenter's dream
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Added: 12/27/2003
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Noun
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a term for a loose girl; flat as a board and easy to nail
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| Submitted by: JW |
1,530 views |
3.40 =
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Knee Ride
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Added: 7/11/2004
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Noun
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When a woman gets herself off by grinding herself off on your knee.
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| Submitted by: Penguin99 |
1,095 views |
3.40 =
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Rusty Accordion
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Added: 2/25/2006
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Noun
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The reverse of the rusty trombone. When your eating a chicks ass from behind and...
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| Submitted by: AQI |
32,057 views |
3.40 =
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McBlumpkin
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Added: 5/22/2010
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Noun
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Getting a blowjob while taking a dump in a fast food resturaunt.
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| Submitted by: Barry |
316 views |
3.40 =
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frothy walrus
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Added: 5/5/2004
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Noun
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when you cum in a girl's mouth and it comes out her nose
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| Submitted by: Pete |
29,648 views |
3.40 =
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Human Dipstick
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Added: 7/26/2004
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Noun
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A girl who can deepthroat your cock and is able to lick your balls at the same t...
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| Submitted by: David B |
9,137 views |
3.40 =
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African soup coolers
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Added: 2/9/2006
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Noun
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When a girl has huge lips that would be awesome for sucking your dick.
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| Submitted by: lukas milligan |
32,136 views |
3.40 =
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California Screamer
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Added: 3/10/2005
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Noun
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a girl with a really erotic, loud, and sexy orgasm.
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| Submitted by: apples |
31,437 views |
3.39 =
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Road Head
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Added: 3/12/2003
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Noun
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To receive Fellatio while driving.
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| Submitted by: mexijoo |
3,000 views |
3.39 =
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Double Skeet
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Added: 4/14/2009
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Noun
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An enormous load, cumshot, or jizz. Caused by either the hotness of partner or d...
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| Submitted by: ColinC |
4,170 views |
3.39 =
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Wingman
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Added: 12/23/2003
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Noun
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Person who has sex with an ugly or non-sexable girl so his friend can have sex w...
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| Submitted by: Kyle |
2,428 views |
3.38 =
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Jiffy Lube
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Added: 1/23/2004
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Noun
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Stick your dick in motor oil and fuck a girl in the ass
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| Submitted by: Kevin |
1,610 views |
3.38 =
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Creampie
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Added: 3/12/2004
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Noun
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Semen dripping out of a freshly screwed ass or pussy after sex.
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| Submitted by: Reggy |
6,328 views |
3.38 =
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Growing Pumpkins on the Porch
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Added: 6/16/2005
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Verb
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Refers to a chick who undergoes breast augmentation surgery to have an eye-poppi...
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| Submitted by: Honore de Ballsac |
31,878 views |
3.38 =
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Dutch Windmill
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Added: 3/18/2005
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Noun
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Doing a girl doggie, and spanking her by windmilling your arms backwards
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| Submitted by: Badooom |
31,841 views |
3.38 =
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Red neck bull ride
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Added: 1/29/2007
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Noun
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Mounting your best friend's wife on their wedding night.
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| Submitted by: Joan |
31,513 views |
3.38 =
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Pop Over
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Added: 8/27/2005
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Adverb
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A late night booty call
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| Submitted by: Natalie |
31,464 views |
3.38 =
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Bizmark Eclair
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Added: 10/19/2003
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Noun
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The look of a vagina after a few loads have been added and your going in for a q...
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| Submitted by: xhiggyx02035@yahoo |
1,987 views |
3.38 =
(32 votes)
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Dick Fingers
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Added: 3/21/2003
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Noun
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A man who's fingers resemble large penis's.
Also known as- Sausage Cock Fing...
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| Submitted by: neal william |
2,268 views |
3.38 =
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Beverly Hills Whiffer, The
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Added: 10/2/2003
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Noun
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This move is restricted to those women who think they're God's gift to the world...
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| Submitted by: ColinC |
22,907 views |
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Potato-Dick
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Added: 8/31/2003
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Noun
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A thick penis with a thickness and shape similar to a (usually large)potato.
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| Submitted by: Pete |
1,189 views |
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Jean-Jacc
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Added: 5/22/2010
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Noun
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The process of being manually stimulated on top of ones outer garmets.
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| Submitted by: Jay NiCety |
533 views |
3.37 =
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cello
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Added: 7/11/2004
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Noun
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Standing behind a woman and fucking her in the ass while fondling her tits and f...
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| Submitted by: Chem Dude |
1,577 views |
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Jackhammer
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Added: 5/31/2003
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Noun
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A girl with the reputation of giving a lot of hand jobs. Can be used as a nickn...
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| Submitted by: BdS |
3,677 views |
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boston cream pie
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Added: 4/17/2003
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Noun
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when you come in a girl and it oozes out minutes later.
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| Submitted by: cent |
3,540 views |
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Smiling Porpoise, The
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Added: 9/3/2006
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Noun
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The "smile" an attractive female exhibits when she climbs out of the swimming po...
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| Submitted by: EJCummer |
32,084 views |
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leg salad
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Added: 1/8/2003
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Noun
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-cunnilingus
-eating out a woman
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| Submitted by: Michael R. Bishop |
3,041 views |
3.36 =
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slut quiz
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Added: 7/11/2003
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Noun
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Questions you ask a girl to see if she has been around.
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| Submitted by: Mandingo |
1,161 views |
3.36 =
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Canadian Coffee Table
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Added: 7/5/2005
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Noun
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To have sex with a woman doggie style in front of the TV so you can use her back...
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| Submitted by: Lyle |
32,959 views |
3.36 =
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Mandruff
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Added: 3/29/2003
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Noun
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the dried flaky spunk often left on a womans breasts after 'crashing the yoghurt...
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| Submitted by: Willass |
3,644 views |
3.36 =
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Pearl Harbor
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Added: 3/12/2003
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Noun
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When fucking a girl from behind, you kamikaze sneak attack your dive bomber into...
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| Submitted by: The Felch Brothers |
44,639 views |
3.35 =
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Day at the Spa
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Added: 7/25/2003
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Noun
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You cum in your hand and then wipe it on the girls face.
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| Submitted by: spagirl |
2,192 views |
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Bunsen Burner
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Added: 6/7/2004
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Noun
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fucking an old woman in the ass with no lubrication
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| Submitted by: Fecal Matter |
1,167 views |
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