 Top 100 Best Words listed on TurdWords.com |
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Asian hotties - read their personal ads
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Sphincterrific
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Added: 8/29/2004
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Noun
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You're doing your bitch up the Hershey Highway. Just before you nut, you ask her...
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| Submitted by: Honore de Ballsac |
3,260 views |
3.89 =
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Credit Card
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Added: 4/2/2003
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Noun
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To catch an unexpecting person bent over, you proceed to swipe your hand from th...
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| Submitted by: Cee |
33,629 views |
3.55 =
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Funch
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Added: 4/3/2004
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Noun
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A noontime quickie. A combination of the words fuck + lunch
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| Submitted by: WD |
11,698 views |
3.53 =
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Transylvania Teabag
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Added: 8/11/2007
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Noun
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A used tampon
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| Submitted by: WD |
34,440 views |
3.53 =
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Crucifix, The
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Added: 4/27/2005
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Noun
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When you have 4 guys and one girl bending over. She is beating two of the guys ...
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| Submitted by: PimpDaddyB |
35,468 views |
3.53 =
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Continental Breakfast
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Added: 1/12/2004
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Noun
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Two eggs and a sausage all in her mouth at the same time.
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| Submitted by: Captain canuck |
19,976 views |
3.51 =
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Carlsbad Gap
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Added: 3/27/2005
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Noun
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The inviting pink entrance to a well-reamed-out love sheath.
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| Submitted by: noni mous |
32,984 views |
3.50 =
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Phantom Pigeon
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Added: 11/18/2004
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Noun
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doing a girl from behind and you blow a snot rocket on her back.
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| Submitted by: Radomski |
792 views |
3.50 =
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Wide-On
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Added: 5/28/2004
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Noun
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The female's equivalent of a hard-on. When experiencing intense erotic excitemen...
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| Submitted by: WD |
19,891 views |
3.45 =
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Chicken Rotisserie
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Added: 12/6/2004
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Noun
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When two guys are standing up, facing each other, with a bitch bended over betwe...
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| Submitted by: nardog |
23,035 views |
3.41 =
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airplane skirt
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Added: 4/6/2003
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Noun
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a skirt so short that when she bends over you can see her cockpit
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| Submitted by: hale |
21,893 views |
3.40 =
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Custard Catcher
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Added: 11/10/2003
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Noun
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A condom; a rubber; a pecker raincoat
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| Submitted by: Honore de Ballsac |
2,523 views |
3.40 =
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Pepperonies
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Added: 1/31/2005
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Adjective
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really big nipples that sometimes have little bumps on them
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| Submitted by: d sanchez |
32,013 views |
3.40 =
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Double Skeet
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Added: 4/14/2009
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Noun
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An enormous load, cumshot, or jizz. Caused by either the hotness of partner or d...
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| Submitted by: ColinC |
4,712 views |
3.40 =
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Eye Candy
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Added: 11/14/2002
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Noun
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A sexy looking person that is pleasing to the eye but would leave a bitter after...
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| Submitted by: Common |
4,467 views |
3.40 =
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Jill off
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Added: 12/11/2002
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Verb
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A female Masturbation. The opposite of Jack off.
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| Submitted by: RJ |
16,275 views |
3.40 =
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Valtrex Vicky
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Added: 5/2/2003
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Noun
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Word for a girl with herpes
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| Submitted by: TWK TRAZ |
3,231 views |
3.40 =
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Poogasm
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Added: 10/18/2004
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Noun
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An explosion of shit and anal juice that occurs during anal sex.
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| Submitted by: bogan |
711 views |
3.40 =
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hiltie
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Added: 6/30/2004
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Noun
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When one tucks his fully erect penis into his waist band as so his boner will no...
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| Submitted by: bluv1180 |
929 views |
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Foobie
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Added: 3/29/2003
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Noun
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fat boobies. can be on a man or a woman. When the breasts on a person are entir...
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| Submitted by: scoob |
2,291 views |
3.40 =
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sperm vanpire
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Added: 10/18/2004
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Noun
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When a chick is such a dick sucking slut that she needs cum to live like a vanpi...
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| Submitted by: vert |
689 views |
3.40 =
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Butt Mustard
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Added: 10/9/2004
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Noun
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The combination of sperm, fecal matter, and lubricant that forms around the anus...
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| Submitted by: Toddster |
561 views |
3.40 =
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pussy booger
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Added: 11/7/2004
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Noun
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When you go for a second round of sex a few hours later and you remember niether...
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| Submitted by: GaMarineInIraq |
642 views |
3.40 =
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Quim Scab
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Added: 1/31/2003
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Noun
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A scab on a girl's vag
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| Submitted by: Tommy Wingo |
3,318 views |
3.40 =
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Beetleclicks/Beetle Clickers
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Added: 12/23/2003
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Noun
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In the doggystyle position, place a hand on each of the lady's respective buttoc...
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| Submitted by: Rhino |
1,539 views |
3.40 =
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ass sponge
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Added: 10/9/2003
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Noun
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tampon used to absorb shit
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| Submitted by: tgb |
1,533 views |
3.40 =
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Atomic shit
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Added: 12/15/2004
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Noun
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The process by which one positions him/herself hanging on all four limbs from th...
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| Submitted by: tboles |
1,170 views |
3.40 =
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Douche Bag
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Added: 4/9/2004
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Noun
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Someone who is a complete ass and really pisses you off so bad that you refer to...
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| Submitted by: Megan and Ashley |
1,662 views |
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Big Country
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Added: 11/30/2004
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Noun
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An unusually large bowel movement. In polite company, it sounds better than "I'v...
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| Submitted by: B Brewer |
808 views |
3.40 =
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stow away
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Added: 8/13/2003
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Noun
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poo on a piece of toilet papter, then hide your poo behind the toilet
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| Submitted by: yourmom |
775 views |
3.40 =
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Holy Shit, A
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Added: 6/1/2006
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Noun
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When you drop a dookie so stinky that the next person to come into the bathroom ...
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| Submitted by: ahabsleg |
31,127 views |
3.40 =
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Paper Cup Surprise
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Added: 9/8/2005
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Noun
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Pooping in a fast-food cup and rather then just letting it sit around for someon...
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| Submitted by: bedpandrinker |
31,222 views |
3.40 =
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brown morning surprise
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Added: 10/30/2005
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Noun
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bringing a random chick back to your establishment wait for her to pass out then...
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| Submitted by: Andrew Woms |
31,147 views |
3.40 =
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Scrototiller
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Added: 11/4/2005
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Noun
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A performance of quick-moving fingers in an effort to scratch a males privates a...
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| Submitted by: Team Cons |
31,094 views |
3.40 =
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Cunt Candles
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Added: 12/20/2005
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Noun
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On your birthday, put the number of candles to match your age in your girl's vag...
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| Submitted by: thepenguinking |
31,125 views |
3.40 =
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Feces Navidad
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Added: 12/28/2005
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Noun
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Taking a shit on someone while dressed as Santa Claus
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| Submitted by: Mondo |
31,095 views |
3.40 =
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Knob Job
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Added: 3/9/2006
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Verb
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getting a blow job.
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| Submitted by: Scott Hillman |
31,081 views |
3.40 =
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290 Steve
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Added: 6/1/2006
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Noun
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The middle aged fat guy who lives down the street and owns an older model white ...
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| Submitted by: Philthy33p |
31,123 views |
3.40 =
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dutch touchdown, the
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Added: 4/8/2006
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Noun
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have a chick suck a fart out of your ass
and spike her head off the floor like...
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| Submitted by: b-rad cheech |
31,156 views |
3.40 =
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Suffocating the Dolphin
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Added: 8/19/2006
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Verb
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When a girl gives you a BJ and you stick your thumb up her ass, plugging the hol...
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| Submitted by: sideways |
31,111 views |
3.40 =
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Toledo Shoe Shine
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Added: 9/3/2006
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Noun
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When you smear shit in a girl's sandel or shoe without them knowing and then she...
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| Submitted by: Travis |
31,163 views |
3.40 =
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Godemiche
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Added: 11/11/2006
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Noun
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19th century French term for dildo.
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| Submitted by: Summer Camp Girl |
31,231 views |
3.40 =
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logical phallacy
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Added: 7/14/2005
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Noun
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A lame attempt to reason or explain a questionable act involving one's pork swor...
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| Submitted by: Yingus |
31,165 views |
3.40 =
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Pearl Necklace
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Added: 1/27/2003
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Noun
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Cumming on and around your girls neck so that it looks like a pearl necklace
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| Submitted by: PN |
13,682 views |
3.40 =
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Beef curtains
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Added: 12/11/2002
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Noun
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A vagina that has lips that hang down they are considered curtains.
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| Submitted by: RJ |
44,124 views |
3.40 =
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Blumpkin
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Added: 11/26/2002
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Noun
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Having your dick sucked while taking a dump.
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66,611 views |
3.40 =
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Headlights
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Added: 4/18/2003
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Noun
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Perky breasts. Breasts that do not sag.
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| Submitted by: Terd Fergisun |
7,454 views |
3.40 =
(156 votes)
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Runnin' A Train
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Added: 5/7/2003
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Noun
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When several men all fuck the same girl, one after another
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| Submitted by: TWK TRAZ |
2,087 views |
3.40 =
(78 votes)
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Balloon Knot
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Added: 2/21/2003
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Noun
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An arse hole, asshole, butthole.
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| Submitted by: JWyatt |
33,771 views |
3.40 =
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Nanook's Workout
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Added: 7/24/2004
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Noun
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When you get tired of body-building, move North to Alaska and become a Husky Fuc...
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| Submitted by: WD |
7,498 views |
3.40 =
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Are You Getting All You Can Out of Sex?
Take this short quiz and find out.
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Limbo Discount
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Added: 5/31/2005
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Noun
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Translating your skill at limbo dancing into going under the door of a pay toile...
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| Submitted by: noni mous |
31,831 views |
3.40 =
(134 votes)
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Pink shoelace
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Added: 11/19/2005
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Noun
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When you stretch a clit so far out, preferably, it looks like you're stringing a...
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| Submitted by: Tony G |
33,411 views |
3.40 =
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Butterface
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Added: 11/24/2002
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Noun
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A girl who has a good looking body, but her face is ugly as shit!
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8,513 views |
3.40 =
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Betsy Ross
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Added: 7/13/2003
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Noun
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While on her period, take your girlfriend and fuck her silly. Then take her and ...
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| Submitted by: Dr. Will Fister P.H.D. |
25,203 views |
3.40 =
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sausage wallet
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Added: 2/27/2003
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Noun
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a vagina, pussy, or cunt. Term used to describe a vagina you have sex with.
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| Submitted by: sarah |
8,787 views |
3.39 =
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Throat Yogurt
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Added: 12/18/2003
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Noun
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The compensation you give a chick after giving good head!
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| Submitted by: Aaron |
22,342 views |
3.39 =
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Anal Angel
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Added: 6/10/2004
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Noun
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a really attractive woman who loves to get it anal
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| Submitted by: Fecal Matter |
4,508 views |
3.39 =
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Bukkake
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Added: 4/23/2003
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Noun
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When there is a lone girl in the middle of a dozen guys who blow all over her fa...
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| Submitted by: Kranky |
13,796 views |
3.39 =
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Leather Cheerio
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Added: 2/15/2003
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Noun
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Anus
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| Submitted by: Andrew |
17,534 views |
3.39 =
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Ass Neck
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Added: 2/4/2003
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Noun
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The part of a chicks asshole clinging to your dick as it is being pulled out.
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| Submitted by: Mikey |
4,694 views |
3.39 =
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Gentleman's Handshake, The
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Added: 2/21/2004
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Noun
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After pounding a girl in the ass, you pull out and stick your fingers in the gap...
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| Submitted by: Team Boey |
18,970 views |
3.39 =
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Chili Dog
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Added: 1/17/2003
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Noun
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Rubbing the penis between the breasts after one has defacated there.
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| Submitted by: BigRog |
28,929 views |
3.39 =
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scooter
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Added: 6/19/2004
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Noun
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a half way decent looking chick that you'd ride, but you wouldn't brag to your f...
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| Submitted by: barney |
2,130 views |
3.39 =
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Drain Babies
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Added: 10/1/2003
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Noun
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a load left in the shower drain after jerking off
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| Submitted by: andy |
14,277 views |
3.39 =
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high beams
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Added: 6/13/2006
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Noun
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When a womans nipples become erect.
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| Submitted by: crazy j |
31,689 views |
3.39 =
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Sinkhole
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Added: 1/24/2005
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Noun
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When a girl gets anal so much her ass hole expands to great limits.
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| Submitted by: Como |
31,222 views |
3.39 =
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7-10 Split
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Added: 8/13/2004
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Noun
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Placing your middle and ring fingers deep in a chick's love-sheath and using you...
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| Submitted by: WD |
2,537 views |
3.39 =
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Cleveland Steamer
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Added: 1/24/2003
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Noun
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A Cleveland Steamer is when you're titty-fucking a girl and take a crap on her s...
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| Submitted by: Young Hova |
97,274 views |
3.39 =
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fugly
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Added: 1/11/2003
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Adjective
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A really fuckin' ugly chick
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| Submitted by: Miraclemat |
2,735 views |
3.39 =
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Cleveland Popsicle
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Added: 1/30/2006
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Noun
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Using a frozen peice of poop as a dildo.
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| Submitted by: Frank Dorm at ASU |
31,915 views |
3.39 =
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Human Dipstick
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Added: 7/26/2004
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Noun
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A girl who can deepthroat your cock and is able to lick your balls at the same t...
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| Submitted by: David B |
9,477 views |
3.39 =
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monkey paw
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Added: 10/16/2003
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Noun
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Camel toe in a bathing suit with pubic hair emering from either side.
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| Submitted by: ben gay |
2,328 views |
3.39 =
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Jelly Donut
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Added: 3/25/2003
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Noun
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when you splooge in your girlfriends face and then punch her in the nse so she b...
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| Submitted by: Dylan |
11,218 views |
3.39 =
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knob jockey
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Added: 5/20/2003
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Noun
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one who participates in anal sex
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| Submitted by: henry scatt |
1,652 views |
3.39 =
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Red Baron, The
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Added: 11/7/2004
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Noun
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When you screw a girl while she's on her period.
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| Submitted by: CC |
894 views |
3.39 =
(18 votes)
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Bungee Cunt
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Added: 7/5/2006
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Noun
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A woman who has been fucked soooo much that her cunt bounces off the floor like ...
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| Submitted by: Al Sergel |
31,260 views |
3.39 =
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Hemming the Curtains
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Added: 3/4/2007
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Noun
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When a woman's labia are so long that they blow in the wind and she decides to g...
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| Submitted by: BD |
31,496 views |
3.39 =
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Wingman
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Added: 12/23/2003
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Noun
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Person who has sex with an ugly or non-sexable girl so his friend can have sex w...
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| Submitted by: Kyle |
2,763 views |
3.39 =
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Power Greek
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Added: 3/31/2005
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Noun
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The act of anal intercourse without the aid of lubrication.
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| Submitted by: Herman Volkner |
31,717 views |
3.39 =
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frothy walrus
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Added: 5/5/2004
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Noun
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when you cum in a girl's mouth and it comes out her nose
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| Submitted by: Pete |
30,218 views |
3.39 =
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brownie points
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Added: 7/21/2005
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Noun
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chicks nipples
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| Submitted by: cbray |
31,326 views |
3.39 =
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Finding a Gold Nugget
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Added: 3/27/2005
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Verb
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A sizeable piece of shit that gets on your cock if you push to deep up someone's...
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| Submitted by: Alfredo |
31,715 views |
3.39 =
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rusty trombone
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Added: 1/9/2003
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Noun
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when someone is eating out your ass while reaching around and jerking you off.
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| Submitted by: pat malone |
94,947 views |
3.39 =
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carpenter's dream
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Added: 12/27/2003
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Noun
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a term for a loose girl; flat as a board and easy to nail
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| Submitted by: JW |
1,930 views |
3.38 =
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Closet Cans
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Added: 4/23/2005
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Noun
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A girl whose breasts are better than expected
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| Submitted by: Moneymaker |
31,589 views |
3.38 =
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split tail
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Added: 2/22/2003
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Noun
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when a man does the woman from the bee-hind
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| Submitted by: chet philips |
3,248 views |
3.38 =
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Sweat Hog
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Added: 3/24/2006
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Noun
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A big bitch that you roll around in the sack with.
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| Submitted by: Scott Hillman |
31,035 views |
3.38 =
(13 votes)
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Creampie
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Added: 3/12/2004
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Noun
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Semen dripping out of a freshly screwed ass or pussy after sex.
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| Submitted by: Reggy |
6,719 views |
3.38 =
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Texas Cowhand
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Added: 11/15/2004
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Noun
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A woman who gets gangbanged to the point she walks bow legged the next day.
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| Submitted by: Dirty Harry |
1,628 views |
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Jackhammer
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Added: 5/31/2003
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Noun
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A girl with the reputation of giving a lot of hand jobs. Can be used as a nickn...
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| Submitted by: BdS |
4,141 views |
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Canklesores
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Added: 5/22/2010
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Noun
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When banging a woman missionary style and you go to wishbone her, you find she h...
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| Submitted by: EJC |
1,151 views |
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Raggedy Ann
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Added: 2/15/2004
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Noun
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A girl who gets screwed so many times by so many different people that she resem...
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| Submitted by: sLiCk-sHiTz |
4,768 views |
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Box of Assorted Creams
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Added: 11/11/2006
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Promiscuous woman
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| Submitted by: Ventrilloquist Mummy |
31,460 views |
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Four-Legged Suprise
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Added: 7/27/2003
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Noun
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While in the middle of fucking your girl friend, announce you have to take a pis...
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| Submitted by: Dr. Will Fister P.H.D. |
3,540 views |
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Beverly Hills Whiffer, The
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Added: 10/2/2003
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Noun
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This move is restricted to those women who think they're God's gift to the world...
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| Submitted by: ColinC |
23,569 views |
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Shirt Rockets
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Added: 12/19/2003
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Noun
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Boobies, tits, a woman's breasts.
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| Submitted by: Eddie |
1,575 views |
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chocolate starfish
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Added: 2/10/2003
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Noun
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exit shoot:bung hole;arse
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| Submitted by: Weird Al |
12,878 views |
3.38 =
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Pushing Ten
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Added: 2/26/2009
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Verb
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To fuck a beautiful chick. 1 to 10 scale a 10.
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| Submitted by: xchandlerx |
490 views |
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Kazif
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Added: 1/1/2006
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Noun
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The raised line between the right and left sides of your ballsac.
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| Submitted by: Honore De Ballsac |
32,633 views |
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sweater puppets
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Added: 5/31/2003
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Noun
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a woman with nice ta ta's (tits)
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| Submitted by: wizzy |
3,006 views |
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