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Gapage
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Added: 1/9/2005
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Adjective
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The diameter in inches of a stretched out asshole after an powerful anal session...
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| Submitted by: Peter Powerbottom |
33,367 views |
3.73 =
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Skunk
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Added: 3/12/2004
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Noun
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When you get head from a black/brunette haired chick, then right as you are abou...
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| Submitted by: Lyle |
11,377 views |
3.73 =
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Bukkake
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Added: 4/23/2003
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Noun
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When there is a lone girl in the middle of a dozen guys who blow all over her fa...
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| Submitted by: Kranky |
12,760 views |
3.67 =
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airplane skirt
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Added: 4/6/2003
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Noun
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a skirt so short that when she bends over you can see her cockpit
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| Submitted by: hale |
20,846 views |
3.67 =
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Betsy Ross
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Added: 7/13/2003
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Noun
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While on her period, take your girlfriend and fuck her silly. Then take her and ...
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| Submitted by: Dr. Will Fister P.H.D. |
22,971 views |
3.67 =
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Growing Pumpkins on the Porch
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Added: 6/16/2005
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Verb
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Refers to a chick who undergoes breast augmentation surgery to have an eye-poppi...
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| Submitted by: Honore de Ballsac |
31,329 views |
3.67 =
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Commando
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Added: 8/23/2003
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Noun
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Having no panties underneath a skirt.
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| Submitted by: Phil Yarmouth |
1,489 views |
3.67 =
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Panty-oyster
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Added: 5/29/2003
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Noun
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The slimmy results found in a chicks panties after a load is blown
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| Submitted by: Paw |
1,962 views |
3.67 =
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Human Shishkabob
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Added: 3/3/2005
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Noun
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Someone taking a jimmy in the mouth and in the rear.
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| Submitted by: Damian Scott |
31,084 views |
3.67 =
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Smiling Porpoise, The
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Added: 9/3/2006
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Noun
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The "smile" an attractive female exhibits when she climbs out of the swimming po...
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| Submitted by: EJCummer |
31,618 views |
3.67 =
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Tight Like a Tiger
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Added: 10/5/2003
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Adjective
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Driving home from a party your girlfriend doesn't feel well and begins puking ou...
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| Submitted by: Nick aumownt |
16,823 views |
3.67 =
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Chicken Rotisserie
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Added: 12/6/2004
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Noun
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When two guys are standing up, facing each other, with a bitch bended over betwe...
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| Submitted by: nardog |
21,065 views |
3.66 =
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Jill off
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Added: 12/11/2002
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Verb
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A female Masturbation. The opposite of Jack off.
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| Submitted by: RJ |
15,491 views |
3.66 =
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Continental Breakfast
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Added: 1/12/2004
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Noun
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Two eggs and a sausage all in her mouth at the same time.
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| Submitted by: Captain canuck |
18,331 views |
3.66 =
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village bicycle
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Added: 4/22/2003
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Noun
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the town slut
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| Submitted by: dick |
8,097 views |
3.66 =
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Pink shoelace
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Added: 11/19/2005
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Noun
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When you stretch a clit so far out, preferably, it looks like you're stringing a...
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| Submitted by: Tony G |
31,866 views |
3.66 =
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Dog in a bathtub
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Added: 11/13/2003
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Noun
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Def. 1: Inserting your ballsack and your cock in a girl when fucking her. Its ca...
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| Submitted by: Sagecocks |
15,784 views |
3.66 =
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sausage wallet
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Added: 2/27/2003
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Noun
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a vagina, pussy, or cunt. Term used to describe a vagina you have sex with.
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| Submitted by: sarah |
7,819 views |
3.66 =
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Balloon Knot
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Added: 2/21/2003
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Noun
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An arse hole, asshole, butthole.
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| Submitted by: JWyatt |
32,953 views |
3.65 =
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Crucifix, The
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Added: 4/27/2005
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Noun
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When you have 4 guys and one girl bending over. She is beating two of the guys ...
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| Submitted by: PimpDaddyB |
32,352 views |
3.65 =
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Last-stall-on-the-left
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Added: 5/22/2010
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Noun
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The men's room stall in every bar, club, theater or restaurant that every male k...
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| Submitted by: EJC |
196 views |
3.65 =
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Blumpkin
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Added: 11/26/2002
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Noun
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Having your dick sucked while taking a dump.
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64,677 views |
3.65 =
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Pepperonies
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Added: 1/31/2005
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Adjective
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really big nipples that sometimes have little bumps on them
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| Submitted by: d sanchez |
31,274 views |
3.65 =
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Blind-Puppy
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Added: 2/24/2003
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Noun
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When a girl is giving you a blow job and she rubs your dick all around her mouth...
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| Submitted by: Kindaweird |
22,716 views |
3.65 =
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Road Head
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Added: 3/12/2003
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Noun
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To receive Fellatio while driving.
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| Submitted by: mexijoo |
2,622 views |
3.65 =
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sistine chapel
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Added: 2/27/2004
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Noun
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Where you jizz so much it paints the ceiling. AKA The Michelangelo.
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| Submitted by: johnny versnatchie |
15,942 views |
3.64 =
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Credit Card
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Added: 4/2/2003
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Noun
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To catch an unexpecting person bent over, you proceed to swipe your hand from th...
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| Submitted by: Cee |
30,716 views |
3.64 =
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Vertical Smile
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Added: 3/29/2003
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Noun
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A Pussy
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| Submitted by: STACEY |
3,239 views |
3.64 =
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Couch Sking
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Added: 7/11/2004
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Verb
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A girl jerking off two guys on a couch or car.
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| Submitted by: Danny |
1,249 views |
3.64 =
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Chili Dog
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Added: 1/17/2003
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Noun
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Rubbing the penis between the breasts after one has defacated there.
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| Submitted by: BigRog |
27,707 views |
3.64 =
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Throat Yogurt
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Added: 12/18/2003
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Noun
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The compensation you give a chick after giving good head!
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| Submitted by: Aaron |
21,668 views |
3.64 =
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Pearl Harbor
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Added: 3/12/2003
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Noun
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When fucking a girl from behind, you kamikaze sneak attack your dive bomber into...
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| Submitted by: The Felch Brothers |
43,473 views |
3.64 =
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Blinkie
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Added: 3/31/2005
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Noun
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Blowing a wad right into a chick's eye.
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| Submitted by: Buster Hymen |
31,079 views |
3.64 =
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frothy walrus
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Added: 5/5/2004
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Noun
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when you cum in a girl's mouth and it comes out her nose
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| Submitted by: Pete |
29,157 views |
3.64 =
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Factory Air
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Added: 4/4/2005
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Noun
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Definiton 1: When a chick has a horizontal gap where her inner thighs meet, supp...
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| Submitted by: noni mous |
33,243 views |
3.64 =
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Wide-On
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Added: 5/28/2004
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Noun
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The female's equivalent of a hard-on. When experiencing intense erotic excitemen...
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| Submitted by: WD |
17,875 views |
3.64 =
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Cheese Grater
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Added: 11/18/2003
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Noun
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Sex with someone who has either genital warts or anal warts.
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| Submitted by: Glenn S. |
27,937 views |
3.64 =
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Rim wiggle
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Added: 6/20/2003
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Noun
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The little wiggly motion a woman makes as she is trying to fit your cock up her ...
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| Submitted by: Marcus |
1,364 views |
3.64 =
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Nanook's Workout
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Added: 7/24/2004
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Noun
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When you get tired of body-building, move North to Alaska and become a Husky Fuc...
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| Submitted by: WD |
6,235 views |
3.63 =
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Potato-Dick
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Added: 8/31/2003
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Noun
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A thick penis with a thickness and shape similar to a (usually large)potato.
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| Submitted by: Pete |
1,015 views |
3.63 =
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Skankasarus
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Added: 2/15/2005
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Adjective
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a girl thats a total skank and will give it to anyone
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| Submitted by: Harry Campbell |
31,032 views |
3.63 =
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pantyhose dick
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Added: 11/11/2006
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Noun
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When you pull on leg of a pair of pantyhose over your member, and you jerk off i...
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| Submitted by: faz |
31,151 views |
3.63 =
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Hershey highway
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Added: 12/11/2002
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Noun
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The asshole.
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| Submitted by: RJ |
4,475 views |
3.63 =
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Neopolitan
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Added: 3/17/2003
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Noun
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To have sex with a girl who has her period,
then anal sex, and finally blowing ...
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| Submitted by: Leo Bevy |
13,033 views |
3.63 =
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Gentleman's Handshake, The
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Added: 2/21/2004
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Noun
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After pounding a girl in the ass, you pull out and stick your fingers in the gap...
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| Submitted by: Team Boey |
17,194 views |
3.63 =
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doorknob, the
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Added: 3/12/2006
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Adjective
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another name for a rotten ass whore. She's like a doorknob, eveyone has had a tu...
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| Submitted by: Scott Hillman |
31,302 views |
3.63 =
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nooner
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Added: 7/21/2005
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Noun
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a quickie at noon, or during your lunch break.
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| Submitted by: David Herrera, Jr. |
31,005 views |
3.63 =
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Gopher Mounding
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Added: 3/28/2004
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Verb
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When your dick keeps pushing out the inside of her cheek during a blowjob.
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| Submitted by: Glenn |
989 views |
3.63 =
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Pearly Whites
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Added: 12/28/2005
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Noun
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Right before you are about to bust while getting head, pull her hair back so she...
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| Submitted by: Justin Galgonsin |
31,080 views |
3.63 =
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Meat Magnet
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Added: 3/17/2003
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Noun
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A guy who attracts other gay men
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| Submitted by: Jerry |
1,921 views |
3.63 =
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Russian Roulette
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Added: 10/16/2003
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Noun
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Party Game:
1. Get a big round table with table cloth that covers to the f...
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| Submitted by: Alexanderoux |
1,760 views |
3.63 =
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Do you like Big Boobs? These hefty's are looking for you.
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Rough Rider
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Added: 11/11/2006
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Noun
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Ribbed Condom
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| Submitted by: Cold Naked Bandita |
31,004 views |
3.63 =
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Raggedy Ann
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Added: 2/15/2004
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Noun
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A girl who gets screwed so many times by so many different people that she resem...
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| Submitted by: sLiCk-sHiTz |
3,409 views |
3.62 =
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Leather Cheerio
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Added: 2/15/2003
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Noun
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Anus
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| Submitted by: Andrew |
16,753 views |
3.62 =
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Rusty Sheriff's Badge
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Added: 2/21/2003
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Noun
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An arse hole, butthole, or asshole that has not been wiped well.
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| Submitted by: JToolan |
22,635 views |
3.62 =
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Headlights
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Added: 4/18/2003
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Noun
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Perky breasts. Breasts that do not sag.
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| Submitted by: Terd Fergisun |
6,848 views |
3.62 =
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Eye Candy
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Added: 11/14/2002
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Noun
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A sexy looking person that is pleasing to the eye but would leave a bitter after...
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| Submitted by: Common |
3,391 views |
3.62 =
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Slut Muffin
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Added: 10/5/2004
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Noun
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A particularly permiscious woman's vagina
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| Submitted by: Ace Money In The Butt |
814 views |
3.62 =
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Frothy Fu Man Chu
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Added: 5/3/2005
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Noun
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You haven't had any for a long time and your main squeeze is deep-throating you....
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| Submitted by: WD |
31,695 views |
3.62 =
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rusty trombone
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Added: 1/9/2003
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Noun
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when someone is eating out your ass while reaching around and jerking you off.
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| Submitted by: pat malone |
93,110 views |
3.62 =
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candle holder
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Added: 1/29/2005
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Noun
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a chick who sucks so much dick, that the area around her mouth has so much crust...
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| Submitted by: jizz pappy |
31,309 views |
3.62 =
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pearl diver
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Added: 2/25/2006
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Noun
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when you are having sex in a pool or hot tub and you pull out right before you b...
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| Submitted by: stoner32084 |
31,250 views |
3.62 =
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Butterface
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Added: 11/24/2002
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Noun
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A girl who has a good looking body, but her face is ugly as shit!
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7,782 views |
3.61 =
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brownie points
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Added: 7/21/2005
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Noun
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chicks nipples
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| Submitted by: cbray |
31,117 views |
3.61 =
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Drain Babies
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Added: 10/1/2003
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Noun
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a load left in the shower drain after jerking off
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| Submitted by: andy |
12,847 views |
3.61 =
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Red neck bull ride
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Added: 1/29/2007
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Noun
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Mounting your best friend's wife on their wedding night.
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| Submitted by: Joan |
31,214 views |
3.61 =
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Bead Job
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Added: 3/29/2003
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Noun
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TO use anal beads.
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| Submitted by: STACEY |
3,173 views |
3.61 =
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Eel Meal
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Added: 4/11/2005
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Noun
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a deepthroat blowjob
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB |
32,218 views |
3.60 =
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Dirty Sanchez
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Added: 11/14/2002
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Noun
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A sexual deviation in which crap is smeared on a person's face so they look like...
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| Submitted by: Tom |
65,088 views |
3.60 =
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Pearl Dragon
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Added: 4/13/2003
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Noun
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When a girl is giving you head you "gently" smack her on the back of the head be...
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| Submitted by: k |
12,331 views |
3.60 =
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shoe hornin
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Added: 3/31/2003
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Verb
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during ass sex with a chick you find that the head of your cock has gotten so hu...
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| Submitted by: da gooch |
4,881 views |
3.60 =
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Pink ashtray
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Added: 8/8/2003
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Noun
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Verb:best course of action when you have slept with an ugly sea beast from a dru...
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| Submitted by: Rob |
7,361 views |
3.60 =
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Mayo canyon
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Added: 11/19/2005
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Noun
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The white, mayonaisse-ey sludge that develops between the labia of a vagina afte...
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| Submitted by: Tony G |
31,014 views |
3.60 =
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Closet Cans
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Added: 4/23/2005
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Noun
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A girl whose breasts are better than expected
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| Submitted by: Moneymaker |
31,101 views |
3.59 =
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Crab Grass
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Added: 7/24/2004
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Noun
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A chick's pubic hair
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| Submitted by: WD |
2,587 views |
3.59 =
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Cockness Monster
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Added: 2/18/2003
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Noun
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A dick that is abnormally large so that when you sit down to drop a duce your co...
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| Submitted by: Steve |
2,837 views |
3.58 =
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Valtrex Vicky
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Added: 5/2/2003
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Noun
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Word for a girl with herpes
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| Submitted by: TWK TRAZ |
2,709 views |
3.58 =
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scooter
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Added: 6/19/2004
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Noun
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a half way decent looking chick that you'd ride, but you wouldn't brag to your f...
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| Submitted by: barney |
1,062 views |
3.57 =
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Night Rider
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Added: 8/9/2009
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Noun
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A girl who only has sex with black/african american men
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| Submitted by: Dana |
213 views |
3.57 =
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Tallahassee Tinkertoy
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Added: 11/4/2005
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Noun
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A girl that takes a shit and then freezes it and uses it as a dildo later.
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| Submitted by: Wyzaick |
31,043 views |
3.57 =
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Bun-Length Hotdog, The
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Added: 12/15/2009
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Noun
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Ideally the man should have at least a 7.5" cock (a Mansley) to perform this man...
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| Submitted by: EJ Cummer |
203 views |
3.57 =
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Candy Ass
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Added: 9/9/2003
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Noun
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a homosexual, one who views their own, and other peoples backsides as candy.
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| Submitted by: Big Siz |
1,441 views |
3.57 =
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Masterbatoreum
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Added: 3/21/2003
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Noun
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A place where one masterbates (toilet, computer room, etc.)
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| Submitted by: Eddie |
3,053 views |
3.57 =
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pink velvet sausage wallet
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Added: 5/12/2003
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Noun
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vagina, muff, minge, pussy, quim, cunt
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| Submitted by: big sinky |
2,014 views |
3.57 =
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Slam Angel
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Added: 7/20/2004
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Noun
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A woman who is so ridiculously hot, and simultaneously such an incredible slut t...
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| Submitted by: Sigma Chi |
1,217 views |
3.57 =
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Transylvania Teabag
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Added: 8/11/2007
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Noun
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A used tampon
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| Submitted by: WD |
32,372 views |
3.56 =
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high beams
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Added: 6/13/2006
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Noun
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When a womans nipples become erect.
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| Submitted by: crazy j |
31,045 views |
3.56 =
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Whoregasm
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Added: 3/12/2006
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Noun
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When you drain your sack out on a nasty whore.
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| Submitted by: Scott Hillman |
31,169 views |
3.56 =
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Rodeo Clown
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Added: 12/20/2005
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Noun
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A prostitute or some other type of Ho or clown deep throats your dick so far tha...
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| Submitted by: Tony Micah Filter Sorum |
31,260 views |
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Kooter Kielbasa
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Added: 10/29/2004
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Noun
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when a girl has an extremely large clit, and it looks like a penis.
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| Submitted by: Stew |
763 views |
3.56 =
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cock rubber
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Added: 7/24/2003
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Noun
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Another name for a slut that loves the cock.
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| Submitted by: 210club |
1,183 views |
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AAA
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Added: 11/15/2004
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Noun
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An acronym for Always (up for) Anal Action.
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| Submitted by: David B |
11,665 views |
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Menage a Moi
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Added: 12/19/2002
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Noun
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noun. To pleasure oneself. To masterbate in private.
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| Submitted by: MIKE |
3,048 views |
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Butt Muppet
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Added: 6/10/2004
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Noun
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Someone who takes it up the ass.
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| Submitted by: jorge consuelo |
696 views |
3.55 =
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Festering Hatchet Wound
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Added: 9/8/2005
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Adjective
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A girls vagina that has started to grow mold due to lack of use.
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| Submitted by: Cantine Boy |
31,068 views |
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Funch
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Added: 4/3/2004
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Noun
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A noontime quickie. A combination of the words fuck + lunch
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| Submitted by: WD |
10,163 views |
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Austin City Limits
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Added: 8/11/2007
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Noun
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When you're laying down spooning and stick your dick through your girl's legs so...
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| Submitted by: Austin Matherne |
32,167 views |
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Dutch Windmill
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Added: 3/18/2005
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Noun
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Doing a girl doggie, and spanking her by windmilling your arms backwards
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| Submitted by: Badooom |
31,625 views |
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Cold Pizza
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Added: 3/4/2004
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Noun
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When a girl wakes up from being passed out and licks the leftover gizz off her f...
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| Submitted by: EBizzohl |
1,348 views |
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Cleveland Popsicle
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Added: 1/30/2006
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Noun
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Using a frozen peice of poop as a dildo.
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| Submitted by: Frank Dorm at ASU |
31,210 views |
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Church Bells
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Added: 6/1/2006
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Noun
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When a girl is sucking you off, and your nuts are slapping her in the chin.
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| Submitted by: Emmers & Kiki |
31,083 views |
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