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Baconstrip Added: 3/27/2007 Noun  
When your roommate is gone and you wipe your ass with his pillowcase and put it ...
Submitted by: Jeremy Weisberg 30,939 views Baconstrip Star Baconstrip Star Baconstrip Star Baconstrip Star (14 votes)

Tennessee Tuxedo Added: 3/27/2007 Noun  
When a man tucks his pdick back between his legs as so a women can give him head...
Submitted by: Josh and Nate 30,995 views Tennessee Tuxedo Star Tennessee Tuxedo Star Tennessee Tuxedo Star Tennessee Tuxedo Star (17 votes)

Hunt for Red October Added: 3/27/2007 Noun  
Searching for the clitoris during menstration.
Submitted by: Teddy Grimm 30,871 views Hunt for Red October Star Hunt for Red October Star Hunt for Red October Star Hunt for Red October Star (22 votes)

Christmas Tree Lips Added: 3/27/2007 Noun  
A girl that has the perfect set of lips for sucking cock.
Submitted by: J GAONA 30,850 views Christmas Tree Lips Star Christmas Tree Lips Star Christmas Tree Lips Star Christmas Tree Lips Star (16 votes)

Queer Beer Added: 3/27/2007 Noun  
A "Light " Beer. Or non-alchoholic Beverages.
Submitted by: Bob McTimmy 30,941 views Queer Beer Star Queer Beer Star Queer Beer Star Queer Beer Star (100 votes)

Bloody Tracey Added: 3/27/2007 Noun  
when a bitch is bleeding put your face directly underneath the stream and when s...
Submitted by: Jon Creswick 30,912 views Bloody Tracey  Star Bloody Tracey  Star Bloody Tracey  Star Bloody Tracey  Star (26 votes)

Bologna with Mayo Added: 3/27/2007 Noun  
Titty fucking or getting head from a chick with Bologna Nipples and using your c...
Submitted by: Big T 30,929 views Bologna with Mayo Star Bologna with Mayo Star Bologna with Mayo Star Bologna with Mayo Star (30 votes)

acid fart Added: 3/27/2007 Noun  
the act of eating spicy food and then farting and burning your asshole.
Submitted by: scott 30,896 views acid fart Star acid fart Star acid fart Star acid fart Star (87 votes)

Arabian Hotpocket Added: 3/27/2007 Noun  
when you take a dump in a girls mouth, make her keep it there for 10 minutes, un...
Submitted by: mow 30,905 views Arabian Hotpocket Star Arabian Hotpocket Star Arabian Hotpocket Star Arabian Hotpocket Star (16 votes)

Dicksicle Added: 3/27/2007 Noun  
When you give a guy a blow job with ice in your mouth.
Submitted by: Megan & Katie 30,857 views Dicksicle Star Dicksicle Star Dicksicle Star Dicksicle Star (30 votes)

Anal Companion Added: 3/27/2007 Noun  
Another name for a vagina.
Submitted by: Porpo 30,859 views Anal Companion Star Anal Companion Star Anal Companion Star Anal Companion Star (25 votes)

rectum surfer Added: 3/27/2007 Noun  
when your doing a girl in her ass and her asshole becomes real loose, and it kin...
Submitted by: scott 30,892 views rectum surfer Star rectum surfer Star rectum surfer Star rectum surfer Star (18 votes)

M.F.C.S. Added: 3/27/2007 Noun  
Multiple Facial Cock Slaps
Submitted by: Bryan 30,959 views M.F.C.S. Star M.F.C.S. Star M.F.C.S. Star M.F.C.S. Star (106 votes)

Skeeze-Ball Added: 3/27/2007 Noun  
When you bust a nut on a girls chest and she takes the cum and rolls it up into ...
Submitted by: Bryson 30,866 views Skeeze-Ball Star Skeeze-Ball Star Skeeze-Ball Star Skeeze-Ball Star (17 votes)

Venezuelan Mudslide Added: 3/27/2007 Noun  
While sixty-nining a girl, you put anal discharge in her eyes while urinating in...
Submitted by: Hank Williams 30,920 views Venezuelan Mudslide Star Venezuelan Mudslide Star Venezuelan Mudslide Star Venezuelan Mudslide Star (20 votes)

Clock Weights Added: 3/27/2007 Noun  
A guy's unsupported nads, especially saggy ones.
Submitted by: special K 30,855 views Clock Weights Star Clock Weights Star Clock Weights Star Clock Weights Star (51 votes)

wrong side of the road Added: 3/27/2007 Noun  
when you are doing a chick doggy style then start fucking her in the asshole
Submitted by: Dietrich 30,869 views wrong side of the road Star wrong side of the road Star wrong side of the road Star wrong side of the road Star (25 votes)

Manhattan Hustle, The Added: 3/27/2007 Noun  
Doing a girl from behind, doggy style, while holding a gun to her head (tell her...
Submitted by: Aaron 30,856 views Manhattan Hustle, The Star Manhattan Hustle, The Star Manhattan Hustle, The Star Manhattan Hustle, The Star (13 votes)

tit wrinkle Added: 4/10/2007 Noun  
the wrinkle formed on the breast after having a baby.
Submitted by: scott 30,855 views tit wrinkle Star tit wrinkle Star tit wrinkle Star tit wrinkle Star (25 votes)

Couch Mayo Added: 3/27/2007 Noun  
When your bitch is jerking you off or sucking you off but isn't slutty enough to...
Submitted by: CD 30,949 views Couch Mayo Star Couch Mayo Star Couch Mayo Star Couch Mayo Star (26 votes)

Mother's day breakfast Added: 4/10/2007 Noun  
The minute she wakes up, you let her perform fellatio on you.
Submitted by: Doos 30,853 views Mother's day breakfast Star Mother's day breakfast Star Mother's day breakfast Star Mother's day breakfast Star (14 votes)

Yabbos Added: 2/4/2007 Noun  
Industrial strength, extra large tits.
Submitted by: Winse 30,945 views Yabbos Star Yabbos Star Yabbos Star Yabbos Star (112 votes)

Stink Puddle Added: 4/10/2007 Noun  
what you would call a woman with poor vaginal hygene.
Submitted by: jd bundy 30,847 views Stink Puddle Star Stink Puddle Star Stink Puddle Star Stink Puddle Star (17 votes)

Number Trey Added: 4/10/2007 Noun  
When you take a number one out your number two.
Submitted by: jeremy 30,863 views Number Trey Star Number Trey Star Number Trey Star Number Trey Star (33 votes)

bloody facial Added: 4/10/2007 Noun  
When a guy cums on a girls face then proceeds to punch her in the face, then lic...
Submitted by: emilyownsyou 30,906 views bloody facial Star bloody facial Star bloody facial Star bloody facial Star (19 votes)

Doodlebops Added: 4/10/2007 Noun  
Diarrhea that is so bad that it wakes you up in the middle of the night and does...
Submitted by: Matty B 30,926 views Doodlebops Star Doodlebops Star Doodlebops Star Doodlebops Star (19 votes)

Tongue Punch The Starfish Added: 4/10/2007 Noun  
Rim job
Submitted by: ryan 30,856 views Tongue Punch The Starfish Star Tongue Punch The Starfish Star Tongue Punch The Starfish Star Tongue Punch The Starfish Star (22 votes)

Captian Hook Added: 4/10/2007 Noun  
Kind of Like the shocker but for a dude. Its when your getting a hand job and t...
Submitted by: Mike Hunt 30,960 views Captian Hook Star Captian Hook Star Captian Hook Star Captian Hook Star (21 votes)

curve ball Added: 4/10/2007 Noun  
when a bald woman is riding a guy in the reverse cowgirl position and the guy qu...
Submitted by: aj 30,964 views curve ball Star curve ball Star curve ball Star curve ball Star (22 votes)

Dirty Trombone Added: 3/27/2007 Noun  
When someone is tossing your salad (eating your ass) while simultaneously jackin...
Submitted by: Kevin Ehtessabian 30,929 views Dirty Trombone Star Dirty Trombone Star Dirty Trombone Star Dirty Trombone Star (21 votes)

Sack Slapper Added: 4/10/2007 Noun  
A turd so long that when it's pinched off it slaps the back of your balls.
Submitted by: Rats S 30,952 views Sack Slapper Star Sack Slapper Star Sack Slapper Star Sack Slapper Star (94 votes)

vanilla eggo Added: 3/27/2007 Noun  
When a bunch of guys have a circle jerk around a waffle and the last person who ...
Submitted by: Dietrich Reinhardt 30,929 views vanilla eggo Star vanilla eggo Star vanilla eggo Star vanilla eggo Star (21 votes)

Dropping a 1.5 Added: 4/10/2007 Noun  
When you have a case of the shits, and it is too runny to be a turd, but too bro...
Submitted by: Sleezy E 30,893 views Dropping a 1.5 Star Dropping a 1.5 Star Dropping a 1.5 Star Dropping a 1.5 Star (16 votes)

Myrtle Beach Jello Mold Added: 4/10/2007 Noun  
Four guys jerk off in a Spring Break chicks mouth after she passes out from drin...
Submitted by: Greg Davis 30,935 views Myrtle Beach Jello Mold Star Myrtle Beach Jello Mold Star Myrtle Beach Jello Mold Star Myrtle Beach Jello Mold Star (27 votes)

Stalemate Added: 4/10/2007 Noun  
The painful, yet uneventful point at which neither fart nor turd is produced des...
Submitted by: Big Dave 30,913 views Stalemate Star Stalemate Star Stalemate Star Stalemate Star (18 votes)

Dick Ribbon Added: 4/10/2007 Noun  
The ring of shit around your cock when you get done fucking a bitch in the ass!
Submitted by: Ben 30,853 views Dick Ribbon Star Dick Ribbon Star Dick Ribbon Star Dick Ribbon Star (16 votes)

Shrimp Ring Added: 4/10/2007 Noun  
The ring made around your asshole when its being pushed out. Resembling a tiny s...
Submitted by: Todd 30,893 views Shrimp Ring Star Shrimp Ring Star Shrimp Ring Star Shrimp Ring Star (18 votes)

chunky milk shooter Added: 6/23/2007 Noun  
when you cum up a girls nostri and it shoots out the other
Submitted by: Justin 30,890 views chunky milk shooter Star chunky milk shooter Star chunky milk shooter Star chunky milk shooter Star (15 votes)

spearmint surprise Added: 4/28/2007 Noun  
When your doing a girl from behind, randomly whip out a candy cane and stick it ...
Submitted by: mario v. 30,985 views spearmint surprise Star spearmint surprise Star spearmint surprise Star spearmint surprise Star (23 votes)

Frozen Pole Added: 3/27/2007 Noun  
When the bed sheet sticks to your cock after sex (the equivalent of getting your...
Submitted by: Hambone 30,837 views Frozen Pole Star Frozen Pole Star Frozen Pole Star Frozen Pole Star (12 votes)

sack clap Added: 4/10/2007 Noun  
When a guy shakes his ass sooo hard that his sack wacks against his ass making a...
Submitted by: glen perini 30,981 views sack clap Star sack clap Star sack clap Star sack clap Star (116 votes)

Cincinnati Bowtie Added: 3/1/2007 Noun  
Sit on a girls face, put your balls and penis on her neck creating a bowtie.
Submitted by: That Guy 30,920 views Cincinnati Bowtie Star Cincinnati Bowtie Star Cincinnati Bowtie Star Cincinnati Bowtie Star (23 votes)

Dry Socket Added: 3/4/2007 Noun  
The dryness that occurs in a pussy after a tampon has absorbed all of the natura...
Submitted by: SPOOT 30,849 views Dry Socket Star Dry Socket Star Dry Socket Star Dry Socket Star (43 votes)

camelot Added: 3/4/2007 Noun  
when a girl has a very deep vagina cavity and it almost looks like her pussy is ...
Submitted by: scott 30,898 views camelot Star camelot Star camelot Star camelot Star (49 votes)

Man Sample Added: 3/1/2007 Noun  
Nut'ng in a sample cup after a vasectomy fot the lab to make sure you can't knoc...
Submitted by: Dave 30,874 views Man Sample Star Man Sample Star Man Sample Star Man Sample Star (26 votes)

Man Bow Added: 3/1/2007 Noun  
Your homosexual lover
Submitted by: Ryder 30,854 views Man Bow Star Man Bow Star Man Bow Star Man Bow Star (30 votes)

peenerigged Added: 3/1/2007 Noun  
when your threading from your pants wraps around your penis and it gets stuck
Submitted by: scott 30,847 views peenerigged Star peenerigged Star peenerigged Star peenerigged Star (19 votes)

Dingleberry Snatch Added: 3/1/2007 Noun  
A girls pussy which contains shit particles and or balls knotted in it, from im...
Submitted by: Scotchlock 30,861 views Dingleberry Snatch Star Dingleberry Snatch Star Dingleberry Snatch Star Dingleberry Snatch Star (25 votes)

Hawaiin punch Added: 3/1/2007 Noun  
Having your thumb and pinky sticking out and the rest down, like the hand ten si...
Submitted by: Podiak 30,867 views Hawaiin punch Star Hawaiin punch Star Hawaiin punch Star Hawaiin punch Star (23 votes)

Dirty House, The Added: 3/27/2007 Noun  
The act of wiping your buttocks on your partner's face after a bowel movement.
Submitted by: bc Gold 30,852 views Dirty House, The Star Dirty House, The Star Dirty House, The Star Dirty House, The Star (33 votes)

Pile driver Added: 3/1/2007 Noun  
girl jumps off a dresser and you hold your arm up with a fist, and it goes strai...
Submitted by: Podiak 30,869 views Pile driver Star Pile driver Star Pile driver Star Pile driver Star (19 votes)

asian abrasion Added: 3/4/2007 Noun  
when you beat up an Asian girl and fuck her bruises.
Submitted by: scott 30,842 views asian abrasion  Star asian abrasion  Star asian abrasion  Star asian abrasion  Star (24 votes)

Anal Tweezer Added: 2/4/2007 Noun  
While tossing a salad, you come across an unruly butthair. The only way to deal...
Submitted by: SPOOT 30,860 views