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Fudge Muskie Added: 3/9/2004 Noun  
When you're fucking your girl in the ass and get shit on your cock and then proc...
Submitted by: Cletus 1,169 views 1.00 = Fudge Muskie Star (4 votes)

analicious Added: 3/3/2003 Noun  
the act of eating a mile of her shit just to get to her fine ass
Submitted by: pendeho 6,147 views 1.17 = analicious Star (64 votes)

Bull Moose Call Added: 4/5/2003 Noun  
A booty call to your favorite cum dumpster
Submitted by: Eric 2,589 views 1.19 = Bull Moose Call Star (16 votes)

Muzzle Loader Added: 11/4/2005 Noun  
a girl's abiltiy to make at least eight inches of cock disappear down her throat
Submitted by: Heath Houston 31,913 views 1.20 = Muzzle Loader Star (40 votes)

Fuck Shack, The Added: 3/9/2006 Noun  
a nasty ass place to fuck some whores in.
Submitted by: Scott Hillman 32,408 views 1.20 = Fuck Shack, The Star (172 votes)

cum tummy Added: 6/15/2004 Noun  
when a girls developes a pot belly from drinking too much semen
Submitted by: heather 1,495 views 1.20 = cum tummy Star (49 votes)

Rectum Wrecker Added: 3/31/2003 Noun  
Anal penetration without lube.
Submitted by: Ghost 3,394 views 1.21 = Rectum Wrecker Star (48 votes)

Sweet Chin Music Added: 10/5/2003 Noun  
When receiving deep throat oral pleasure from a slut, the sensations becomes to ...
Submitted by: andy 2,505 views 1.21 = Sweet Chin Music Star (48 votes)

Donkey Dick Added: 1/16/2003 Noun  
An unusually large penis, typically 10 to 14 inches.
Submitted by: Chris McCann 6,269 views 1.21 = Donkey Dick Star (96 votes)

Ivory Cock Rocket Added: 3/22/2003 Noun  
An extremely forcefull ejaculation.
Submitted by: Odi 3,925 views 1.21 = Ivory Cock Rocket Star (225 votes)

Clurple Added: 9/16/2006 Noun  
When you fuck a girl so hard that her vagina turns purple/red/black/blue.
Submitted by: Saxon 31,669 views 1.21 = Clurple Star (38 votes)

Chemical Bags Added: 2/25/2006 Noun  
The fake plastic/silicone breasts that a female gets to improve her self esteem....
Submitted by: RJ 31,592 views 1.21 = Chemical Bags Star (76 votes)

Beer Can Cunt Crunch Added: 2/9/2006 Noun  
When a chick sticks a fuckin budweiser can in her pussy and flexes her clit musc...
Submitted by: Scott Hillman 33,411 views 1.21 = Beer Can Cunt Crunch Star (114 votes)

A Whippy with a Flake Added: 7/14/2005 Noun  
1 girl, 10 guys. The first 9 guys come on her face, making her look like "Mr. Wh...
Submitted by: C Mac 34,876 views 1.21 = A Whippy with a Flake Star (80 votes)

Gruntilda Added: 3/16/2004 Noun  
When you are anally violating someone, and she starts grunting like a caveman
Submitted by: ted bjorndal 1,475 views 1.21 = Gruntilda Star (14 votes)

darwicking Added: 2/1/2004 Verb  
raw dicking
Submitted by: sweet dick will 2,280 views 1.21 = darwicking Star (42 votes)

Womanure Added: 7/5/2006 Adjective  
A woman who is a worthless piece of shit.
Submitted by: Mike 32,109 views 1.21 = Womanure Star (149 votes)

sicilian assball supreme, The Added: 7/14/2005 Noun  
This procedure will only work if your love partner likes italian food. There are...
Submitted by: Billy D 32,282 views 1.22 = sicilian assball supreme, The Star (172 votes)

sqealing pig Added: 11/7/2004 Verb  
when you are doing a girl from behind, you grab her by the hips, and ram it in h...
Submitted by: glitch 1,936 views 1.22 = sqealing pig Star (79 votes)

Meat Flower Added: 12/20/2005 Noun  
The engorged anus of a sex professional
Submitted by: Br 31,898 views 1.22 = Meat Flower Star (79 votes)

Ream Added: 2/15/2004 Verb  
To enlarge the Anus of a female to whom one is giving anal sex, due to a rather ...
Submitted by: Colin 2,289 views 1.22 = Ream Star (65 votes)

Womb Broom Added: 1/10/2003 Noun  
A beard or mustache.
Submitted by: Eddie 3,499 views 1.22 = Womb Broom Star (60 votes)

Mattress Back Added: 3/10/2003 Noun  
A real easy slut.
Submitted by: Lex Luthor 2,643 views 1.22 = Mattress Back Star (115 votes)

cleveland brown Added: 5/3/2004 Noun  
ugly chick with a hot body. Nice uniform but ugly helmet. aka butterface
Submitted by: babymidas 2,909 views 1.22 = cleveland brown Star (55 votes)

flesh pipe Added: 2/28/2003 Noun  
a man's hard penis
Submitted by: charlie 4,529 views 1.22 = flesh pipe Star (73 votes)

Test Fuck Dummy Added: 7/5/2006 Noun  
When a person uses either an inflatable or a realy stupid drunk person to test o...
Submitted by: SAC 31,986 views 1.22 = Test Fuck Dummy Star (59 votes)

Baby Shower Added: 10/23/2005 Noun  
when you fucking your wife right next to your baby in the bed and pull your cock...
Submitted by: Heath Houston 32,874 views 1.22 = Baby Shower Star (77 votes)

Stool sample Added: 11/8/2003 Noun  
When exiting anal penetration a portion of fecel matter flings out with the exit...
Submitted by: Panblanco 1,199 views 1.22 = Stool sample Star (18 votes)

oral slot Added: 10/27/2003 Noun  
Another term for mouth when used for giving oral sex.
Submitted by: Veronica 1,830 views 1.22 = oral slot Star (36 votes)

Preggo Pause Added: 12/3/2005 Noun  
The awkward moment of silence after the girl you are fucking realizes you just c...
Submitted by: Brendan 32,071 views 1.22 = Preggo Pause Star (49 votes)

Swogue Added: 10/18/2004 Noun  
An ugly girl who loves to give head.
Submitted by: Chz 1,735 views 1.23 = Swogue Star (124 votes)

Sheepherder Special Added: 3/4/2004 Noun  
When a female waitress asks you for your order, you reply with "I would like the...
Submitted by: TeddyJackEddie 1,958 views 1.23 = Sheepherder Special Star (53 votes)

switch hitter Added: 5/12/2003 Noun  
Person who bats with both hands; bisexual; AC/DC
Submitted by: big sinky 2,346 views 1.23 = switch hitter Star (128 votes)

Whisker Mitten Added: 7/11/2004 Noun  
Fully sticking your hand in a woman's hairy vagina.
Submitted by: Josh 1,279 views 1.23 = Whisker Mitten Star (22 votes)

dawgwoodin' Added: 2/25/2006 Verb  
The action of a canine that is constantly humping a leg.
Submitted by: Bubba-Scar 31,689 views 1.23 = dawgwoodin' Star (22 votes)

Monkey Girl Added: 8/19/2006 Noun  
Any female that enjoys even craves wild, uninhibited sex and displays actions an...
Submitted by: EJCummer 31,381 views 1.23 = Monkey Girl Star (22 votes)

Jello molds Added: 4/27/2004 Noun  
A typical bra that has to cotain sloppy fat chick tits with very littel substanc...
Submitted by: Anon 2,548 views 1.23 = Jello molds Star (44 votes)

mouth hug Added: 11/18/2004 Noun  
a blowjob
Submitted by: babymidas 2,626 views 1.23 = mouth hug Star (110 votes)

Anal Clench Added: 6/30/2004 Noun  
When you're banging a broad up the ass and you force your hand up her birth cana...
Submitted by: C Mac 3,586 views 1.23 = Anal Clench Star (92 votes)

Bobbin gobbler Added: 3/24/2006 Noun  
When you deep-throat a lady as far as you can go, and wiggle your hips from side...
Submitted by: J.W. 32,260 views 1.23 = Bobbin gobbler Star (35 votes)

Back Door Bingo Added: 5/3/2005 Noun  
Another word for anal sex.
Submitted by: Goducks43 32,365 views 1.23 = Back Door Bingo Star (48 votes)

Brown Eyed Lougie Added: 6/19/2004 Noun  
When preparing for anal insertion, you spread the butt cheeks of your partner, a...
Submitted by: Corey Bockhaus 1,058 views 1.23 = Brown Eyed Lougie Star (13 votes)

sporange Added: 4/8/2006 Noun  
A blowjob where only the head of the penis is sucked on. Usually a disappointing...
Submitted by: Bob Cox 31,507 views 1.23 = sporange Star (26 votes)

Rod of God Added: 2/18/2003 Noun  
A dick so large that it must be tied to your leg to avoid exposure.
Submitted by: Zach 3,362 views 1.23 = Rod of God Star (65 votes)

Ghetto Booty (G.B.) Added: 2/21/2004 Noun  
When a girl walks by and shes looking so fine and you just want to fuck her up t...
Submitted by: Your Mama 2,420 views 1.23 = Ghetto Booty (G.B.) Star (78 votes)

Vajoner Added: 10/27/2007 Noun  
a female boner
Submitted by: Danette 31,709 views 1.23 = Vajoner Star (104 votes)

cum can Added: 2/12/2003 Noun  
a chick who gets fucked regularly by different guys
Submitted by: mason 2,933 views 1.23 = cum can Star (43 votes)

Wank Bank Added: 9/17/2003 Noun  
part of the brain used to store sexy memories for later use.
Submitted by: Unguided.com 3,563 views 1.23 = Wank Bank Star (30 votes)

good old fashioned pig roast Added: 1/31/2005 Noun  
you need 2 guys and 1 girl, or preferably 1 guy and 2 girls, one with a strap on...
Submitted by: analmucus 31,599 views 1.23 = good old fashioned pig roast Star (30 votes)

Bim Added: 8/17/2005 Noun  
A really dumb, spacy, superficial chick, commonly found in urban areas who is ge...
Submitted by: Boner 31,378 views 1.23 = Bim Star (47 votes)

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ass queen Added: 8/29/2004 Noun  
a queer that likes it in the ass. or a gurl that prefers anal and thinks she is ...
Submitted by: tm0n3ydapimp 2,068 views 1.23 = ass queen Star (115 votes)

Fistfull Of Dollars, A Added: 12/20/2005 Noun  
When a dirty whore agrees to a rough fisting lesson in exchange for twenty or so...
Submitted by: Pirate 31,281 views 1.24 = Fistfull Of Dollars, A Star (17 votes)

Cheap Date Added: 6/7/2004 Noun  
someone who doesn't use lubrication
Submitted by: Fecal Matter 1,533 views 1.24 = Cheap Date Star (51 votes)

Pubic Grease Added: 1/15/2006 Noun  
The goo that forms when a man and woman are fucking for long periods of time.
Submitted by: Scott Hillman 31,808 views 1.24 = Pubic Grease Star (68 votes)

Angry Starfish Added: 4/11/2005 Noun  
Aggressive anal sex, that results in blood dripping from the rectum
Submitted by: PB Catkiller 33,473 views 1.24 = Angry Starfish Star (144 votes)

mega swallower Added: 5/24/2003 Noun  
A person who is very fond of swallowing cum. This person may actually include i...
Submitted by: Greg C. 1,715 views 1.24 = mega swallower Star (21 votes)

Cock Pig Added: 9/25/2005 Noun  
A women who shamelessly gobbles cock until she bursts from the seams with throat...
Submitted by: Jesse 31,688 views 1.24 = Cock Pig Star (46 votes)

semen Vacuum Added: 4/27/2005 Noun  
Girl who likes to swallow as much cum as possible at one time
Submitted by: dave 31,457 views 1.24 = semen Vacuum Star (25 votes)

Ninety-Nine Added: 2/9/2006 Noun  
fuck someone from behind while both partners are standing.
Submitted by: Ben Dover 31,650 views 1.24 = Ninety-Nine Star (25 votes)

Bag Over the Head Job Added: 11/11/2006 Noun  
Unattractive but sexually easy woman.
Submitted by: Trimalchio's Dog 31,759 views 1.24 = Bag Over the Head Job Star (50 votes)

Fuck Utters Added: 12/20/2005 Noun  
A woman's breasts.
Submitted by: The Gull 31,857 views 1.24 = Fuck Utters Star (33 votes)

Jizz frenzy Added: 5/8/2003 Noun  
When one female gets on her knees and let a 100 or more men to blow there load o...
Submitted by: Willy D. 2,068 views 1.25 = Jizz frenzy Star (53 votes)

Chicken Dancing Added: 1/28/2007 Noun  
Using 2 hands,squeezing both breasts of a girl, with each hand in rythym.
Submitted by: KyleCleveland12345 31,590 views 1.25 = Chicken Dancing Star (97 votes)

Ivory Rinse Added: 8/31/2003 Noun  
Repeated facial(s), not as much as bukkake.
Submitted by: Philip 2,533 views 1.25 = Ivory Rinse Star (125 votes)

Pan Handle Added: 3/29/2003 Noun  
When you are fucking a girl in the ass you hit her over the head with a pan. She...
Submitted by: Trent Rooney 3,595 views 1.25 = Pan Handle Star (12 votes)

Angel Fuck Added: 7/20/2004 Noun  
When you bang a chick on her rag.
Submitted by: C Mac 3,629 views 1.25 = Angel Fuck Star (12 votes)

riding the hog Added: 3/31/2005 Verb  
The sexual position in which the man is lying down and the female is sitting on ...
Submitted by: Dr. Mckockiner 31,609 views 1.25 = riding the hog Star (12 votes)

bobcat in a sack Added: 9/3/2006 Noun  
a girl that is really wild and hot during sex.
Submitted by: titanic tiffany & cd 31,303 views 1.25 = bobcat in a sack Star (16 votes)

Two Handfuls of Ham Added: 12/3/2005 Noun  
Going up behind a girl you don't know with a sweet, sweet ass, and just grabbing...
Submitted by: thechief 31,788 views 1.25 = Two Handfuls of Ham Star (24 votes)

Backdoor Beauty Added: 2/18/2003 Noun  
A woman who enjoys anal sex, and gives it out with much pleasure. Woman usually...
Submitted by: Zach 5,634 views 1.25 = Backdoor Beauty Star (32 votes)

radjabbed Added: 12/5/2002 Verb Click to listen to radjabbed
Anal penetration without lubrication
Submitted by: Plant 5,469 views 1.25 = radjabbed Star (175 votes)

Almosts Added: 5/13/2006 Noun  
A pair of Nice-sized tits that, even though they are great, are still too small ...
Submitted by: goobs 31,869 views 1.25 = Almosts Star (59 votes)

Slimey Comperda Added: 8/29/2004 Noun  
Your chick is sucking your dick and you pull out just in time to blow your load ...
Submitted by: Matthew Syler 4,494 views 1.26 = Slimey Comperda Star (47 votes)

Anal Jackhammer, The Added: 7/14/2005 Noun  
To mercilessly pummel the anal canal of a female while making a loud humming noi...
Submitted by: JShel/FURFC 32,140 views 1.26 = Anal Jackhammer, The Star (225 votes)

Knobber Added: 10/9/2003 Noun  
When a girl gives a fast, sloppy, blow job.
Submitted by: Dogpiss123 1,394 views 1.26 = Knobber Star (31 votes)

Oil Of My Jay Added: 10/29/2004 Noun  
When you jizz on some chicks face and she rubs it in.
Submitted by: Chz 1,565 views 1.26 = Oil Of My Jay Star (23 votes)

Taste the rainbow Added: 2/24/2005 Noun  
Several men of different ethnic origins getting their dicks sucked by the same m...
Submitted by: JP 31,681 views 1.26 = Taste the rainbow Star (23 votes)

Pump-house Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
Someone who receives anal sex.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,080 views 1.26 = Pump-house Star (138 votes)

slamming screw Added: 8/1/2003 Verb  
when your having hardcore intercourse with a woman til she starts screaming from...
Submitted by: Jemzyangel 1,339 views 1.26 = slamming screw Star (80 votes)

Weenie Grease Added: 12/19/2002 Noun  
Noun. Lotion used in the manner of lubrication during masterbating.
Submitted by: MIKE 3,280 views 1.26 = Weenie Grease Star (129 votes)

Pink Pig Pen Added: 3/4/2007 Noun  
the result you get when a female's nether regions have recently taken a beating ...
Submitted by: SPOOT 32,166 views 1.27 = Pink Pig Pen Star (224 votes)

Gutter Mule Added: 6/30/2004 Noun  
1. a very ugly chick that you wouldnt touch with a 40 foot barge pole with a wet...
Submitted by: DeadMeat 965 views 1.27 = Gutter Mule Star (37 votes)

Bangtail Added: 11/4/2005 Noun  
The dirty little hot slut that you see in a bar that you want to take in the bat...
Submitted by: Snacques 31,781 views 1.27 = Bangtail Star (33 votes)

Sperm bank buffett Added: 5/19/2004 Noun  
This really happened to my friend at a party one nite about five guys did the sa...
Submitted by: Jon 4,295 views 1.27 = Sperm bank buffett Star (176 votes)

semen angel Added: 5/3/2005 Noun  
the holiest of holy... a gorgeous princess that worships the art of bukkake blit...
Submitted by: Randy 31,672 views 1.28 = semen angel Star (118 votes)

cum sponge Added: 3/31/2003 Noun  
a slut!
Submitted by: cort orth 3,493 views 1.28 = cum sponge Star (120 votes)

Bitties on Parade Added: 4/9/2004 Noun  
The time of year when young women decide it is time to unveil there long dormant...
Submitted by: Zach 4,403 views 1.29 = Bitties on Parade Star (45 votes)

Gurinal Added: 3/4/2007 Noun  
A chick who has more cocks in her than a public urinal.
Submitted by: Dmax-train 32,100 views 1.29 = Gurinal Star (193 votes)

Camel Hump Added: 1/16/2003 Noun Click to listen to Camel Hump
As in 'Camel Foot'. The name given to the male package when seen in tight clothi...
Submitted by: Gareth Micheal Sohi 8,567 views 1.29 = Camel Hump Star (31 votes)

itchy-ass-atory Added: 12/20/2005 Noun  
After just getting over a serious case of diarrhea, that itchy feeling you get a...
Submitted by: Spicey Steve 32,749 views 1.29 = itchy-ass-atory Star (93 votes)

skeezer Added: 2/24/2005 Noun  
a nasty ass slut that anyone can fuck usually a fat girl
Submitted by: Ivana Humpalot 31,894 views 1.29 = skeezer Star (41 votes)

ass milk Added: 8/29/2004 Noun  
definition # 1. cum shot inside of an asshole while the penis is inside, that se...
Submitted by: tm0n3ydapimp 1,958 views 1.30 = ass milk Star (88 votes)

Intraboobily Added: 12/20/2005 Noun  
When a woman sandwiches a man's dick in between her breasts and holds them tight...
Submitted by: Portia de Fleur 32,142 views 1.30 = Intraboobily Star (74 votes)

Phlegm Hen Added: 1/16/2003 Noun  
A girl who likes deep throating!
Submitted by: Gareth Micheal Sohi 2,228 views 1.30 = Phlegm Hen Star (20 votes)

6.9 (six point nine) Added: 4/11/2003 Noun  
When you and your girl do 69 while she is on her period. aka six period nine
Submitted by: Ben Dover 5,687 views 1.30 = 6.9 (six point nine) Star (20 votes)

Hockey Pad Added: 1/1/2006 Noun  
A maxi that is worn for 3 full periods.
Submitted by: Lyle 31,552 views 1.30 = Hockey Pad Star (100 votes)

Forehead, the Added: 12/15/2004 Noun  
The place that was put on women so men have somewhere to kiss them after we cum ...
Submitted by: Ed 1,325 views 1.30 = Forehead, the Star (110 votes)

food whore Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
a girl that goes out with guys just to get a free meal and/or drinks
Submitted by: the shoe 1,030 views 1.30 = food whore Star (116 votes)

juicy cooter Added: 10/1/2003 Noun  
a clitoris that is wet
Submitted by: joseph momma 1,669 views 1.30 = juicy cooter Star (33 votes)

Cum Rag Added: 6/3/2003 Noun  
That Crusty, stiff, yellowish , amnonia smelling bath towel that sits on the flo...
Submitted by: Laytex Mike 2,323 views 1.31 = Cum Rag Star (36 votes)

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