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Dopple Added: 2/3/2003 Noun  
The calloused part of a woman's vagina lip that hangs lower than the rest.
Submitted by: Gerbil 5,501 views 1.75 = Dopple Star Dopple Star (4 votes)

Clit Clanker Added: 3/4/2003 Noun  
A lesbian.
Submitted by: Maggie 5,457 views 1.75 = Clit Clanker Star Clit Clanker Star (4 votes)

Booger Scooper Added: 3/4/2003 Noun  
Pinky fingernail
Submitted by: Mik 3,231 views 1.00 = Booger Scooper Star (4 votes)

hairy mites Added: 4/5/2003 Noun  
Bugs that live in your pubes.
Submitted by: SHO Off 4,476 views 1.00 = hairy mites Star (4 votes)

poo-tang pie Added: 4/8/2003 Noun  
the pussy
Submitted by: pvt parts 2,055 views 1.75 = poo-tang pie Star poo-tang pie Star (4 votes)

cockjockey Added: 4/10/2003 Noun  
Jerk or asshole. Used to describe anyone you don't like.
Submitted by: Terd Fergisun 3,920 views 1.75 = cockjockey Star cockjockey Star (4 votes)

Cuntberry Added: 5/4/2003 Noun  
When a women shits and a dingleberry is left to festre on her bung for a while t...
Submitted by: Adam 2,959 views 1.75 = Cuntberry Star Cuntberry Star (4 votes)

triple dirty dip Added: 7/18/2003 Noun  
Fucking a chick in the ass, then the cunt, then making her give you head, or fuc...
Submitted by: 210club 3,006 views 1.75 = triple dirty dip Star triple dirty dip Star (4 votes)

mouse in the pussy(cat) Added: 8/8/2003 Noun  
When a woman is having cyber sex with a man and can no longer resist the urge fo...
Submitted by: Rob 2,841 views 1.00 = mouse in the pussy(cat) Star (4 votes)

Blimp Added: 10/1/2003 Noun  
Pre-Bowel Movement Turd
Submitted by: Jack Mehoff 1,972 views 1.75 = Blimp Star Blimp Star (4 votes)

A-Train Added: 11/3/2003 Noun  
When women are lined up on the ground with their asses in the air, and you ejacu...
Submitted by: John Cruise 4,143 views 1.75 = A-Train Star A-Train Star (4 votes)

Second Opinion Added: 2/8/2004 Noun  
Masterbating when your girlfriend is in the other room, while you think about ho...
Submitted by: DJ 1,598 views 1.75 = Second Opinion Star Second Opinion Star (4 votes)

bumcheese Added: 4/28/2004 Noun  
the toilet paper left over after wiping that has been caught in your asscrack fo...
Submitted by: kwazyniak 2,132 views 1.75 = bumcheese Star bumcheese Star (4 votes)

snack table Added: 5/13/2004 Noun  
when you eat while boning a chick, you place a varios assortment of snacks on he...
Submitted by: Dylan 2,204 views 1.00 = snack table Star (4 votes)

Turbo Charge Added: 6/7/2004 Noun  
When receiving a blow job from a girl, she sticks a finger up your ass right bef...
Submitted by: TeddyJackEddy 3,328 views 1.00 = Turbo Charge Star (4 votes)

Shepherd Lock Added: 11/7/2004 Noun  
placing a locking grip on the hair or on the head of a person who is giving you ...
Submitted by: Larry Hoagland 2,412 views 1.75 = Shepherd Lock Star Shepherd Lock Star (4 votes)

Poopfest Added: 9/25/2005 Noun  
Throwing a party and slipping laxative into everyones drink so everybody poops t...
Submitted by: WienerFace55 32,192 views 1.00 = Poopfest Star (4 votes)

S'more Fuck Added: 10/19/2006 Noun  
Sneak some ipecac surup into your room before bringing your date home. First, s...
Submitted by: Dick Hurtz 31,880 views 1.75 = S'more Fuck Star S'more Fuck Star (4 votes)

Powder Angel Added: 10/19/2006 Noun  
She is laying down and you are kneeling at her head (similar position as a Roman...
Submitted by: SGT. Lunchbox 31,822 views 1.75 = Powder Angel Star Powder Angel Star (4 votes)

Wilmington Deluxe Added: 1/20/2003 Noun  
when a guy armpit fucks a girl while drinking a 40
Submitted by: Big Mike 6,326 views 1.60 = Wilmington Deluxe Star Wilmington Deluxe Star (5 votes)

creamshower Added: 2/11/2003 Noun  
When you bust a nut all over a girls face and then proceed to piss on her face t...
Submitted by: John 3,727 views 1.60 = creamshower Star creamshower Star (5 votes)

scattastic Added: 3/31/2003 Adjective  
Used to describe anything to do with shit. Good or bad.
Submitted by: Randode 4,039 views 1.60 = scattastic Star scattastic Star (5 votes)

pakistani fog bank Added: 11/11/2003 Noun  
While tittie fucking tour girl with your ass facing her grill you let a mean bas...
Submitted by: panblanco 4,360 views 1.60 = pakistani fog bank Star pakistani fog bank Star (5 votes)

ham slam Added: 6/3/2004 Noun  
doing someone from the rear
Submitted by: jj 2,478 views 1.60 = ham slam Star ham slam Star (5 votes)

Western Sizzler Added: 1/3/2005 Noun  
When you are fucking a girl doggy style and you put in a dip and spit your dip j...
Submitted by: DonkeyDick 33,046 views 1.40 = Western Sizzler Star (5 votes)

stunt cock Added: 4/4/2005 Noun  
somebody that will stick it anywhere to get the job done
Submitted by: Abby and Phil 32,613 views 1.60 = stunt cock Star stunt cock Star (5 votes)

Sunny Delight Added: 5/3/2005 Noun  
When a guy is doing a dirty girl in the ass (the sun) and he pisses in her ass i...
Submitted by: Hory 32,626 views 1.40 = Sunny Delight Star (5 votes)

Princeton Belly Rub Added: 5/12/2005 Noun  
Two gay men rub their penises on each other's bellies until the point of climax.
Submitted by: Stever 32,007 views 1.60 = Princeton Belly Rub Star Princeton Belly Rub Star (5 votes)

Basic Instinct Added: 11/4/2005 Noun  
when you go down on a female and her vagina is so raunchy that you vomit on it b...
Submitted by: Heath Houston 32,691 views 1.60 = Basic Instinct Star Basic Instinct Star (5 votes)

Changing Lanes Without A Signal Added: 12/20/2005 Verb  
While having sex doggystlye with someone switch and stick it in the girls butt w...
Submitted by: Matt Truxall 32,604 views 1.60 = Changing Lanes Without A Signal Star Changing Lanes Without A Signal Star (5 votes)

cram jam Added: 12/20/2005 Noun  
when you jam your penis in a chicks mouth really far.
Submitted by: buzz 32,614 views 1.00 = cram jam Star (5 votes)

Groin Mullet Added: 3/12/2006 Noun  
Shaving off all of your pubes except for the hair on your scrotum.
Submitted by: Bof 31,986 views 1.60 = Groin Mullet Star Groin Mullet Star (5 votes)

Clam Snot Added: 3/12/2006 Noun  
Female cum that is left on your dick after sex.
Submitted by: Trey 32,469 views 1.60 = Clam Snot Star Clam Snot Star (5 votes)

Harry Honnie Added: 7/5/2006 Noun  
When a girl has such a thick bush downstairs you cant find her clit.
Submitted by: Bacon Lord 32,721 views 1.60 = Harry Honnie Star Harry Honnie Star (5 votes)

Chowder House Added: 7/13/2006 Noun  
cumming in a sluts mouth in a steam room, and making her gargal it.
Submitted by: BustaNutz 32,410 views 1.60 = Chowder House Star Chowder House Star (5 votes)

Buds of Beauty Added: 11/11/2006 Noun  
Nipples
Submitted by: Nenonian Harp Player 32,503 views 1.60 = Buds of Beauty Star Buds of Beauty Star (5 votes)

juggernut Added: 6/23/2007 Noun  
1. Landing a cum shot on her face from the missionary position.
Submitted by: mike 33,146 views 1.60 = juggernut Star juggernut Star (5 votes)

Double Dirty Finish, the Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
From the face to face jack hammer position, pull out of cum on her face, staying...
Submitted by: Ed Price 1,786 views 1.50 = Double Dirty Finish, the Star Double Dirty Finish, the Star (6 votes)

chicago deep dish Added: 4/14/2009 Noun  
when a guy with a 10 inch cock sticks his dick in a girls ass, after she takes a...
Submitted by: antbop 1,243 views 1.50 = chicago deep dish Star chicago deep dish Star (6 votes)

Wart Seat Added: 3/4/2003 Noun  
When someone has extremely warty asscheeks
Submitted by: ACS 4,187 views 1.50 = Wart Seat Star Wart Seat Star (6 votes)

oral log Added: 3/8/2003 Noun  
A diary of encounters involving fellatio or cunnillingus.
Submitted by: Bob Baseline 4,130 views 1.50 = oral log Star oral log Star (6 votes)

Chinball Wizard Added: 3/29/2003 Noun  
Gay man who enjoys pole smoking.
Submitted by: Egglayer 4,290 views 1.83 = Chinball Wizard Star Chinball Wizard Star (6 votes)

Honey Hole Added: 3/29/2003 Noun  
1: A vagina
Submitted by: Ben Dover 3,525 views 1.50 = Honey Hole Star Honey Hole Star (6 votes)

Disco Pussy Added: 4/4/2003 Noun  
A large Pubic hair region as if it were the 1970's!
Submitted by: CW 4,512 views 1.50 = Disco Pussy Star Disco Pussy Star (6 votes)

Love Loogie Added: 4/22/2003 Noun  
When you spit on a chick's anus, to lube her up for anal play.
Submitted by: Ghost 5,135 views 1.33 = Love Loogie Star (6 votes)

Horn Dogg Added: 5/1/2003 Noun  
A male who has not had sex in a long period of time without even masturbating. T...
Submitted by: Alli 2,887 views 1.50 = Horn Dogg Star Horn Dogg Star (6 votes)

Mannaries Added: 11/17/2003 Noun  
Man boobs
Submitted by: Eddie 1,878 views 1.83 = Mannaries Star Mannaries Star (6 votes)

Three Hole Puncher Added: 10/7/2003 Noun  
A woman who takes it in every orifice on a regular basis just like the office to...
Submitted by: Dirk 2,975 views 1.83 = Three Hole Puncher Star Three Hole Puncher Star (6 votes)

Root Beer Float, The Added: 2/11/2004 Noun  
When 2 guys bang a chick, one cums in her mouth (ice cream) the other takes a bi...
Submitted by: Chiv 3,383 views 1.50 = Root Beer Float, The Star Root Beer Float, The Star (6 votes)

Teacher Butt Added: 1/18/2004 Noun  
When a girl has one of those long flat butts, no curve whatsoever. You'll remem...
Submitted by: botan 3,009 views 1.83 = Teacher Butt Star Teacher Butt Star (6 votes)

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tilf Added: 1/18/2004 Noun  
teacher i'd like to fuck
Submitted by: chris 2,706 views 1.33 = tilf Star (6 votes)

Cookie Crumbs Added: 4/27/2004 Noun  
Crumbs on a girls vaginal area caused by her yeast infection.
Submitted by: David 1,967 views 1.83 = Cookie Crumbs Star Cookie Crumbs Star (6 votes)

Swab the Deck Added: 7/20/2004 Verb  
Begins with doggie style sex. The guy lifts the lady's legs and lifts them off t...
Submitted by: Master Beta 2,142 views 1.33 = Swab the Deck Star (6 votes)

Mushroom Slap Added: 10/5/2004 Noun  
Slapping your dick across someones face
Submitted by: sharpy 1,709 views 1.83 = Mushroom Slap Star Mushroom Slap Star (6 votes)

tomb, a Added: 10/14/2004 Noun  
when a girl has such a giant vagina that you think someone could get lost and di...
Submitted by: thefonz 2,129 views 1.00 = tomb, a Star (6 votes)

Grand Wizard Added: 2/15/2005 Noun  
When you pull out of a girls ass you then stick your dick in her mouth. She beco...
Submitted by: The face 32,549 views 1.50 = Grand Wizard Star Grand Wizard Star (6 votes)

Speed Bagging Added: 6/16/2005 Verb  
A term referring to a woman masturbating using two fingers on her "man in the bo...
Submitted by: Big Dave 32,495 views 1.33 = Speed Bagging Star (6 votes)

throwin the dice Added: 8/27/2005 Noun  
Pumpin a chick so hard in the missionary position that your balls start swinging...
Submitted by: Da Gooch 32,625 views 1.83 = throwin the dice Star throwin the dice Star (6 votes)

Trallup Added: 10/23/2005 Adjective  
A stupid slut/whore.
Submitted by: A. Diddy 34,333 views 1.50 = Trallup Star Trallup Star (6 votes)

Fonzies Added: 11/4/2005 Noun  
Tits that point out to the side when in the horizontal position. Thus replicati...
Submitted by: Ian 32,745 views 1.50 = Fonzies Star Fonzies Star (6 votes)

Cinnamon Roll Added: 11/22/2005 Noun  
after cumming, squeeze the leftovers in a spiral on her buttlhole
Submitted by: cory millikan 32,563 views 1.33 = Cinnamon Roll Star (6 votes)

Philadelphia Frankfurter Added: 3/24/2006 Noun  
When a girl is using a hot-dog to masturbate and it breaks in half, leaving a p...
Submitted by: BFK 32,805 views 1.50 = Philadelphia Frankfurter Star Philadelphia Frankfurter Star (6 votes)

Nipple Pimples Added: 6/1/2006 Noun  
The little bumps around peoples nipples.
Submitted by: V1nny 32,409 views 1.50 = Nipple Pimples Star Nipple Pimples Star (6 votes)

hot pumpkin Added: 10/19/2006 Noun  
when you ass finger a chick outdoors on a cold day and you pull out your finger ...
Submitted by: jason 32,642 views 1.50 = hot pumpkin Star hot pumpkin Star (6 votes)

Spinal Slap Added: 12/16/2006 Noun  
The slapping against the spine of an extremely skinny chic when a large cock hit...
Submitted by: Matthew Sevier 32,569 views 1.50 = Spinal Slap Star Spinal Slap Star (6 votes)

Cunt Darts Added: 12/27/2006 Noun  
Women who like to engage in pleasure by the use of another throwing lawn darts i...
Submitted by: Maxwell 32,437 views 1.67 = Cunt Darts Star Cunt Darts Star (6 votes)

Slut Mongrel Added: 11/14/2002 Noun Click to listen to Slut Mongrel
A nasty looking slut.
Submitted by: Eddie 4,486 views 1.43 = Slut Mongrel Star (7 votes)

Fart Toker Added: 11/14/2002 Noun Click to listen to Fart Toker
A stoner who thinks they can get high off of inhaling farts.
Submitted by: Eddie 7,601 views 1.86 = Fart Toker Star Fart Toker Star (7 votes)

Bottom feeder Added: 1/25/2003 Noun  
Someone who fucks ugly chicks.
Submitted by: Melvin 3,767 views 1.86 = Bottom feeder Star Bottom feeder Star (7 votes)

pusher Puller Added: 2/27/2003 Noun  
a homo who gives and recieves at the same time
Submitted by: scottie 2,883 views 1.86 = pusher Puller Star pusher Puller Star (7 votes)

Vulcan, the Added: 3/23/2003 Noun  
Remember Mr. Spock? With either hand make the live long and prosper sign, and in...
Submitted by: AirforceNick 5,781 views 1.57 = Vulcan, the Star Vulcan, the Star (7 votes)

burger shot Added: 4/18/2003 Noun  
A picture of a beaver taken "doggy style" so the protruding clitoris sandwiched ...
Submitted by: Herbie Versmells 3,791 views 1.43 = burger shot Star (7 votes)

Honey Galzed Donut Added: 5/3/2003 Noun  
When you Blow your load all over a females face.
Submitted by: Troy D. 3,928 views 1.57 = Honey Galzed Donut Star Honey Galzed Donut Star (7 votes)

peckersnot Added: 9/17/2003 Noun  
semen
Submitted by: scentless 2,658 views 1.57 = peckersnot Star peckersnot Star (7 votes)

turtle tackler Added: 9/29/2003 Noun  
a woman that enjoys giving blowjobs
Submitted by: pete 2,369 views 1.86 = turtle tackler Star turtle tackler Star (7 votes)

butt jam Added: 10/13/2003 Noun  
The goo removed from your butt cheeks the morning after an extreme anal banging.
Submitted by: Trace-Kelly 2,282 views 1.43 = butt jam Star (7 votes)

buckeye Added: 11/30/2003 Noun  
draw a map of the U.S. on a girls stomach and then take a dump on Iowa.
Submitted by: ryan beckley 1,881 views 1.86 = buckeye Star buckeye Star (7 votes)

After Play Added: 1/9/2004 Noun  
When you done having sex you stay inside the girl and fall asleep inside her.
Submitted by: Lewis 8,351 views 1.43 = After Play Star (7 votes)

guniea horn Added: 2/15/2005 Noun  
an abnormally large clit
Submitted by: tits mcgee 32,741 views 1.29 = guniea horn Star (7 votes)

slut fork Added: 6/30/2004 Noun  
a Y shaped dildo designed to please 2 orifices at once
Submitted by: tr3flar 2,043 views 1.71 = slut fork Star slut fork Star (7 votes)

Sneaky Jellyfish, The Added: 7/20/2004 Noun  
Secretly beating off in a hottub full of people, and watch the sploodge get stuc...
Submitted by: Fuke 1,897 views 1.86 = Sneaky Jellyfish, The Star Sneaky Jellyfish, The Star (7 votes)

Eggs Bend-A-Dick Added: 1/17/2005 Noun  
Blowing a load in your girlfriends egg batter, then whipping up an omlette.
Submitted by: Warren B. 32,493 views 1.86 = Eggs Bend-A-Dick Star Eggs Bend-A-Dick Star (7 votes)

crack-a-jack Added: 3/27/2005 Noun  
when a man has is having sex so hard his cock snaps and cracks
Submitted by: John 32,552 views 1.86 = crack-a-jack Star crack-a-jack Star (7 votes)

Bobing Penguin, The Added: 5/3/2005 Verb  
When a a chick is jerking off two guys while giving another one head and taking ...
Submitted by: Dick Tucker 32,460 views 1.86 = Bobing Penguin, The Star Bobing Penguin, The Star (7 votes)

White Chocolate Decadence Added: 5/12/2005 Noun  
When 1 girl sucks/eats the cum out of another girl's ass and gets some fecal mat...
Submitted by: tuna 32,471 views 1.86 = White Chocolate Decadence Star White Chocolate Decadence Star (7 votes)

Bottomless Pool Added: 5/31/2005 Noun  
The men who prefers the passive role in anal intercourse, and like to be gang-ga...
Submitted by: cowboystud 32,681 views 1.43 = Bottomless Pool Star (7 votes)

Detroit Car Wash Added: 5/31/2005 Noun  
That's when you go to an automated car wash at a gas station and convince your g...
Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB 32,946 views 1.86 = Detroit Car Wash Star Detroit Car Wash Star (7 votes)

Tadpole Chowder Added: 8/4/2005 Noun  
A wad of semen
Submitted by: Flash 34,585 views 1.43 = Tadpole Chowder Star (7 votes)

bugger Wiper Added: 10/30/2005 Noun  
You are banging a girl up the ass, and then its time to cum. You blow a snot ro...
Submitted by: Dick Chester 32,385 views 1.43 = bugger Wiper Star (7 votes)

Franklin Added: 12/3/2005 Noun  
Ejaculating onto the face or in the mouth of a woman from a length of 6 to 12 in...
Submitted by: Peter Griffin 32,631 views 1.43 = Franklin Star (7 votes)

Lemonade Stand, The Added: 4/18/2006 Noun  
The sexual equivalent of a keg stand except substitute the keg-tap nozzle for a ...
Submitted by: Mr. VanChocStraw 32,386 views 1.57 = Lemonade Stand, The Star Lemonade Stand, The Star (7 votes)

Richmond Ralpher Added: 8/3/2006 Noun  
After a girl ralphs all over the place and still has chunks of puke in her mouth...
Submitted by: Killa Kam M 31,774 views 1.86 = Richmond Ralpher Star Richmond Ralpher Star (7 votes)

Reverse Birth Added: 1/29/2007 Noun  
when you shove your head in a chick's cunt so it's like reversing the birthing p...
Submitted by: SPOOT 33,007 views 1.57 = Reverse Birth Star Reverse Birth Star (7 votes)

four f's, the Added: 8/11/2007 Noun  
find em, finger em, fuck em forget em.
Submitted by: Nick McCloskey 32,387 views 1.86 = four f's, the Star four f's, the Star (7 votes)

Love Cigar Added: 3/28/2003 Noun  
penis; cock; dick
Submitted by: Jay 3,293 views 1.63 = Love Cigar Star Love Cigar Star (8 votes)

crusty blower Added: 9/2/2003 Noun  
a girl who always has cum on the corners of her mouth, cause she loves to give m...
Submitted by: Regina 2,063 views 1.38 = crusty blower Star (8 votes)

snatch thatch Added: 10/7/2003 Noun  
female pubic hair
Submitted by: Georgia 2,194 views 1.50 = snatch thatch Star snatch thatch Star (8 votes)

Fuck Stick Added: 1/21/2004 Noun  
1. slang term for the male genitalia. 2. a female or male who is used primarily...
Submitted by: Stephen Brindle 2,336 views 1.88 = Fuck Stick Star Fuck Stick Star (8 votes)

Lock Box Added: 2/15/2004 Noun  
A girls vagina that is extremely hard to access, requiring a lot of ass-kissing ...
Submitted by: sLiCk-sHiTz 2,329 views 1.75 = Lock Box Star Lock Box Star (8 votes)

Polish The Pink Pearl Added: 3/4/2004 Verb  
Preliminary definition: "Pink Pearl" (n): The clitoris, also a cleverly named er...
Submitted by: ReidO 2,308 views 1.75 = Polish The Pink Pearl Star Polish The Pink Pearl Star (8 votes)

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