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Pay Bone Added: 3/10/2003 Noun  
A chick who only fucks after you spend a lot of cash.
Submitted by: Hector 2,065 views 1.75 = Pay Bone Star Pay Bone Star (4 votes)

scattastic Added: 3/31/2003 Adjective  
Used to describe anything to do with shit. Good or bad.
Submitted by: Randode 2,569 views 1.75 = scattastic Star scattastic Star (4 votes)

hairy mites Added: 4/5/2003 Noun  
Bugs that live in your pubes.
Submitted by: SHO Off 2,913 views 1.00 = hairy mites Star (4 votes)

cockjockey Added: 4/10/2003 Noun  
Jerk or asshole. Used to describe anyone you don't like.
Submitted by: Terd Fergisun 2,375 views 1.75 = cockjockey Star cockjockey Star (4 votes)

banana monkey Added: 4/29/2003 Noun  
a girl that enjoys "sucking your wang"
Submitted by: MonkeyCrapper 3,517 views 1.75 = banana monkey Star banana monkey Star (4 votes)

triple dirty dip Added: 7/18/2003 Noun  
Fucking a chick in the ass, then the cunt, then making her give you head, or fuc...
Submitted by: 210club 1,525 views 1.75 = triple dirty dip Star triple dirty dip Star (4 votes)

mouse in the pussy(cat) Added: 8/8/2003 Noun  
When a woman is having cyber sex with a man and can no longer resist the urge fo...
Submitted by: Rob 1,333 views 1.00 = mouse in the pussy(cat) Star (4 votes)

Shepherd Lock Added: 11/7/2004 Noun  
placing a locking grip on the hair or on the head of a person who is giving you ...
Submitted by: Larry Hoagland 1,003 views 1.75 = Shepherd Lock Star Shepherd Lock Star (4 votes)

Rak-em' Up Added: 3/3/2005 Noun  
Find a girl with huge tits and put lube all over them. Place your dick between t...
Submitted by: Dave and JK 31,587 views 1.75 = Rak-em' Up Star Rak-em' Up Star (4 votes)

cram jam Added: 12/20/2005 Noun  
when you jam your penis in a chicks mouth really far.
Submitted by: buzz 31,276 views 1.00 = cram jam Star (4 votes)

Wilmington Deluxe Added: 1/20/2003 Noun  
when a guy armpit fucks a girl while drinking a 40
Submitted by: Big Mike 4,936 views 1.60 = Wilmington Deluxe Star Wilmington Deluxe Star (5 votes)

creamshower Added: 2/11/2003 Noun  
When you bust a nut all over a girls face and then proceed to piss on her face t...
Submitted by: John 2,312 views 1.60 = creamshower Star creamshower Star (5 votes)

cockfest Added: 2/11/2003 Noun  
A party or social gathering with an estimated ration of 10 or more males for eve...
Submitted by: gonesavage 2,513 views 1.60 = cockfest Star cockfest Star (5 votes)

oral log Added: 3/8/2003 Noun  
A diary of encounters involving fellatio or cunnillingus.
Submitted by: Bob Baseline 2,797 views 1.60 = oral log Star oral log Star (5 votes)

Fountain Of You Added: 7/20/2003 Noun  
N. The act of a guy sitting on a girls face getting his ass eaten out while beat...
Submitted by: Maria Bomba 1,239 views 1.60 = Fountain Of You Star Fountain Of You Star (5 votes)

turtle tackler Added: 9/29/2003 Noun  
a woman that enjoys giving blowjobs
Submitted by: pete 1,377 views 1.60 = turtle tackler Star turtle tackler Star (5 votes)

screwing Waste Added: 10/1/2003 Verb  
Its when you are doing a girl anal and she takes a shit when you are in the proc...
Submitted by: ms.ross 1,106 views 1.60 = screwing Waste Star screwing Waste Star (5 votes)

ham slam Added: 6/3/2004 Noun  
doing someone from the rear
Submitted by: jj 1,134 views 1.60 = ham slam Star ham slam Star (5 votes)

Western Sizzler Added: 1/3/2005 Noun  
When you are fucking a girl doggy style and you put in a dip and spit your dip j...
Submitted by: DonkeyDick 31,470 views 1.40 = Western Sizzler Star (5 votes)

stunt cock Added: 4/4/2005 Noun  
somebody that will stick it anywhere to get the job done
Submitted by: Abby and Phil 31,156 views 1.60 = stunt cock Star stunt cock Star (5 votes)

corn crammer Added: 4/11/2005 Noun  
a girl who's asshole is so tight u really have to cram your cock in and it reall...
Submitted by: Tom A 31,195 views 1.60 = corn crammer Star corn crammer Star (5 votes)

Sunny Delight Added: 5/3/2005 Noun  
When a guy is doing a dirty girl in the ass (the sun) and he pisses in her ass i...
Submitted by: Hory 31,236 views 1.40 = Sunny Delight Star (5 votes)

Basic Instinct Added: 11/4/2005 Noun  
when you go down on a female and her vagina is so raunchy that you vomit on it b...
Submitted by: Heath Houston 31,339 views 1.60 = Basic Instinct Star Basic Instinct Star (5 votes)

Changing Lanes Without A Signal Added: 12/20/2005 Verb  
While having sex doggystlye with someone switch and stick it in the girls butt w...
Submitted by: Matt Truxall 31,224 views 1.60 = Changing Lanes Without A Signal Star Changing Lanes Without A Signal Star (5 votes)

Hunchback of Slutty Dame's Added: 12/3/2005 Noun  
When you are sitting on a couch or chair, and a girl is kneeling on the ground i...
Submitted by: thechief 31,314 views 1.60 = Hunchback of Slutty Dame's Star Hunchback of Slutty Dame's Star (5 votes)

Clam Snot Added: 3/12/2006 Noun  
Female cum that is left on your dick after sex.
Submitted by: Trey 31,186 views 1.60 = Clam Snot Star Clam Snot Star (5 votes)

Harry Honnie Added: 7/5/2006 Noun  
When a girl has such a thick bush downstairs you cant find her clit.
Submitted by: Bacon Lord 31,350 views 1.60 = Harry Honnie Star Harry Honnie Star (5 votes)

Chowder House Added: 7/13/2006 Noun  
cumming in a sluts mouth in a steam room, and making her gargal it.
Submitted by: BustaNutz 31,115 views 1.60 = Chowder House Star Chowder House Star (5 votes)

Buds of Beauty Added: 11/11/2006 Noun  
Nipples
Submitted by: Nenonian Harp Player 31,218 views 1.60 = Buds of Beauty Star Buds of Beauty Star (5 votes)

juggernut Added: 6/23/2007 Noun  
1. Landing a cum shot on her face from the missionary position.
Submitted by: mike 31,629 views 1.60 = juggernut Star juggernut Star (5 votes)

Double Dirty Finish, the Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
From the face to face jack hammer position, pull out of cum on her face, staying...
Submitted by: Ed Price 403 views 1.50 = Double Dirty Finish, the Star Double Dirty Finish, the Star (6 votes)

Bum Spray Added: 4/20/2014 Adverb  
The act of a bum pooping after drinking too much alcohol resulting in liquid sto...
Submitted by: Zorro 595 views 1.83 = Bum Spray Star Bum Spray Star (6 votes)

Bottom feeder Added: 1/25/2003 Noun  
Someone who fucks ugly chicks.
Submitted by: Melvin 2,260 views 1.50 = Bottom feeder Star Bottom feeder Star (6 votes)

Chinball Wizard Added: 3/29/2003 Noun  
Gay man who enjoys pole smoking.
Submitted by: Egglayer 2,982 views 1.83 = Chinball Wizard Star Chinball Wizard Star (6 votes)

Honey Hole Added: 3/29/2003 Noun  
1: A vagina
Submitted by: Ben Dover 2,134 views 1.50 = Honey Hole Star Honey Hole Star (6 votes)

Qweefcake Added: 4/2/2003 Noun  
Cake that is formed around the vagina after going months without showering or do...
Submitted by: HarvmasterR 3,709 views 1.83 = Qweefcake Star Qweefcake Star (6 votes)

Disco Pussy Added: 4/4/2003 Noun  
A large Pubic hair region as if it were the 1970's!
Submitted by: CW 3,219 views 1.50 = Disco Pussy Star Disco Pussy Star (6 votes)

Love Loogie Added: 4/22/2003 Noun  
When you spit on a chick's anus, to lube her up for anal play.
Submitted by: Ghost 3,359 views 1.33 = Love Loogie Star (6 votes)

Horn Dogg Added: 5/1/2003 Noun  
A male who has not had sex in a long period of time without even masturbating. T...
Submitted by: Alli 1,660 views 1.50 = Horn Dogg Star Horn Dogg Star (6 votes)

Bung Tikki Added: 8/29/2003 Noun  
Phrased used to define an exciting emotion.
Submitted by: Jenniece 3,312 views 1.50 = Bung Tikki Star Bung Tikki Star (6 votes)

Three Hole Puncher Added: 10/7/2003 Noun  
A woman who takes it in every orifice on a regular basis just like the office to...
Submitted by: Dirk 1,663 views 1.83 = Three Hole Puncher Star Three Hole Puncher Star (6 votes)

Root Beer Float, The Added: 2/11/2004 Noun  
When 2 guys bang a chick, one cums in her mouth (ice cream) the other takes a bi...
Submitted by: Chiv 1,929 views 1.50 = Root Beer Float, The Star Root Beer Float, The Star (6 votes)

Teacher Butt Added: 1/18/2004 Noun  
When a girl has one of those long flat butts, no curve whatsoever. You'll remem...
Submitted by: botan 1,753 views 1.83 = Teacher Butt Star Teacher Butt Star (6 votes)

tilf Added: 1/18/2004 Noun  
teacher i'd like to fuck
Submitted by: chris 1,412 views 1.33 = tilf Star (6 votes)

Fudge Muskie Added: 3/9/2004 Noun  
When you're fucking your girl in the ass and get shit on your cock and then proc...
Submitted by: Cletus 1,471 views 1.50 = Fudge Muskie Star Fudge Muskie Star (6 votes)

guniea horn Added: 2/15/2005 Noun  
an abnormally large clit
Submitted by: tits mcgee 31,460 views 1.33 = guniea horn Star (6 votes)

slut fork Added: 6/30/2004 Noun  
a Y shaped dildo designed to please 2 orifices at once
Submitted by: tr3flar 760 views 1.33 = slut fork Star (6 votes)

Swab the Deck Added: 7/20/2004 Verb  
Begins with doggie style sex. The guy lifts the lady's legs and lifts them off t...
Submitted by: Master Beta 797 views 1.33 = Swab the Deck Star (6 votes)

tomb, a Added: 10/14/2004 Noun  
when a girl has such a giant vagina that you think someone could get lost and di...
Submitted by: thefonz 834 views 1.00 = tomb, a Star (6 votes)

Grand Wizard Added: 2/15/2005 Noun  
When you pull out of a girls ass you then stick your dick in her mouth. She beco...
Submitted by: The face 31,196 views 1.50 = Grand Wizard Star Grand Wizard Star (6 votes)

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Detroit Car Wash Added: 5/31/2005 Noun  
That's when you go to an automated car wash at a gas station and convince your g...
Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB 31,485 views 1.50 = Detroit Car Wash Star Detroit Car Wash Star (6 votes)

Speed Bagging Added: 6/16/2005 Verb  
A term referring to a woman masturbating using two fingers on her "man in the bo...
Submitted by: Big Dave 31,214 views 1.33 = Speed Bagging Star (6 votes)

throwin the dice Added: 8/27/2005 Noun  
Pumpin a chick so hard in the missionary position that your balls start swinging...
Submitted by: Da Gooch 31,398 views 1.83 = throwin the dice Star throwin the dice Star (6 votes)

Fonzies Added: 11/4/2005 Noun  
Tits that point out to the side when in the horizontal position. Thus replicati...
Submitted by: Ian 31,346 views 1.50 = Fonzies Star Fonzies Star (6 votes)

Cinnamon Roll Added: 11/22/2005 Noun  
after cumming, squeeze the leftovers in a spiral on her buttlhole
Submitted by: cory millikan 31,235 views 1.33 = Cinnamon Roll Star (6 votes)

Philadelphia Frankfurter Added: 3/24/2006 Noun  
When a girl is using a hot-dog to masturbate and it breaks in half, leaving a p...
Submitted by: BFK 31,407 views 1.50 = Philadelphia Frankfurter Star Philadelphia Frankfurter Star (6 votes)

Nipple Pimples Added: 6/1/2006 Noun  
The little bumps around peoples nipples.
Submitted by: V1nny 31,190 views 1.50 = Nipple Pimples Star Nipple Pimples Star (6 votes)

Flapjack surprise Added: 9/3/2006 Noun  
The female version of a teabagging incident.
Submitted by: Ryan 31,253 views 1.50 = Flapjack surprise Star Flapjack surprise Star (6 votes)

hot pumpkin Added: 10/19/2006 Noun  
when you ass finger a chick outdoors on a cold day and you pull out your finger ...
Submitted by: jason 31,310 views 1.50 = hot pumpkin Star hot pumpkin Star (6 votes)

Spinal Slap Added: 12/16/2006 Noun  
The slapping against the spine of an extremely skinny chic when a large cock hit...
Submitted by: Matthew Sevier 31,330 views 1.50 = Spinal Slap Star Spinal Slap Star (6 votes)

Cunt Darts Added: 12/27/2006 Noun  
Women who like to engage in pleasure by the use of another throwing lawn darts i...
Submitted by: Maxwell 31,183 views 1.67 = Cunt Darts Star Cunt Darts Star (6 votes)

four f's, the Added: 8/11/2007 Noun  
find em, finger em, fuck em forget em.
Submitted by: Nick McCloskey 31,225 views 1.50 = four f's, the Star four f's, the Star (6 votes)

Dick Holster Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
A girl's mouth.
Submitted by: Lawrence Ramsey 303 views 1.71 = Dick Holster Star Dick Holster Star (7 votes)

Slut Mongrel Added: 11/14/2002 Noun Click to listen to Slut Mongrel
A nasty looking slut.
Submitted by: Eddie 2,592 views 1.43 = Slut Mongrel Star (7 votes)

crabtrap Added: 2/13/2003 Noun  
A woman guaranteed to have pubic lice and STDs.
Submitted by: gonesavage 2,269 views 1.86 = crabtrap Star crabtrap Star (7 votes)

Vulcan, the Added: 3/23/2003 Noun  
Remember Mr. Spock? With either hand make the live long and prosper sign, and in...
Submitted by: AirforceNick 4,486 views 1.57 = Vulcan, the Star Vulcan, the Star (7 votes)

burger shot Added: 4/18/2003 Noun  
A picture of a beaver taken "doggy style" so the protruding clitoris sandwiched ...
Submitted by: Herbie Versmells 2,527 views 1.43 = burger shot Star (7 votes)

Honey Galzed Donut Added: 5/3/2003 Noun  
When you Blow your load all over a females face.
Submitted by: Troy D. 2,689 views 1.57 = Honey Galzed Donut Star Honey Galzed Donut Star (7 votes)

Bum Chum Added: 9/9/2003 Noun  
Gay partner or anal sex participant.
Submitted by: Steele 1,499 views 1.86 = Bum Chum Star Bum Chum Star (7 votes)

Tongue treat Added: 9/2/2003 Noun  
Giving a woman oral sex. Its meant to be ironic because it dosen't taste nice.
Submitted by: CDC 980 views 1.86 = Tongue treat Star Tongue treat Star (7 votes)

peckersnot Added: 9/17/2003 Noun  
semen
Submitted by: scentless 1,285 views 1.57 = peckersnot Star peckersnot Star (7 votes)

Snarling Dragon Added: 9/29/2003 Verb  
After you cum in a girl mouth, shove her head towards you and she'll snort out y...
Submitted by: Erik 1,379 views 1.86 = Snarling Dragon Star Snarling Dragon Star (7 votes)

butt jam Added: 10/13/2003 Noun  
The goo removed from your butt cheeks the morning after an extreme anal banging.
Submitted by: Trace-Kelly 996 views 1.43 = butt jam Star (7 votes)

Cock Smooch Added: 10/29/2003 Noun  
One who kisses around the penis rather than sucking it.
Submitted by: Ribs 1,219 views 1.86 = Cock Smooch Star Cock Smooch Star (7 votes)

Fuck Stick Added: 1/21/2004 Noun  
1. slang term for the male genitalia. 2. a female or male who is used primarily...
Submitted by: Stephen Brindle 1,197 views 1.57 = Fuck Stick Star Fuck Stick Star (7 votes)

After Play Added: 1/9/2004 Noun  
When you done having sex you stay inside the girl and fall asleep inside her.
Submitted by: Lewis 6,716 views 1.43 = After Play Star (7 votes)

Durb Added: 2/27/2004 Noun  
Slang word for blow job.
Submitted by: Marty 887 views 1.86 = Durb Star Durb Star (7 votes)

Freebird on Acoustic Added: 7/11/2004 Noun  
(v.) Exposing your dick in a plain normal environment.
Submitted by: RySaGre 1,041 views 1.86 = Freebird on Acoustic Star Freebird on Acoustic Star (7 votes)

Curious Wookie Added: 10/25/2004 Noun  
Looking inside a vagina with a flashlight.
Submitted by: Mikey 1,454 views 1.86 = Curious Wookie Star Curious Wookie Star (7 votes)

Double V-card Added: 12/27/2004 Noun  
When you take a woman's virginity then stick your pole in her ass and take her a...
Submitted by: Andrew Downes 772 views 1.43 = Double V-card Star (7 votes)

crack-a-jack Added: 3/27/2005 Noun  
when a man has is having sex so hard his cock snaps and cracks
Submitted by: John 31,310 views 1.86 = crack-a-jack Star crack-a-jack Star (7 votes)

Bobing Penguin, The Added: 5/3/2005 Verb  
When a a chick is jerking off two guys while giving another one head and taking ...
Submitted by: Dick Tucker 31,171 views 1.86 = Bobing Penguin, The Star Bobing Penguin, The Star (7 votes)

White Chocolate Decadence Added: 5/12/2005 Noun  
When 1 girl sucks/eats the cum out of another girl's ass and gets some fecal mat...
Submitted by: tuna 31,190 views 1.86 = White Chocolate Decadence Star White Chocolate Decadence Star (7 votes)

Bottomless Pool Added: 5/31/2005 Noun  
The men who prefers the passive role in anal intercourse, and like to be gang-ga...
Submitted by: cowboystud 31,206 views 1.43 = Bottomless Pool Star (7 votes)

Tadpole Chowder Added: 8/4/2005 Noun  
A wad of semen
Submitted by: Flash 33,122 views 1.43 = Tadpole Chowder Star (7 votes)

bugger Wiper Added: 10/30/2005 Noun  
You are banging a girl up the ass, and then its time to cum. You blow a snot ro...
Submitted by: Dick Chester 31,118 views 1.43 = bugger Wiper Star (7 votes)

funnel butt Added: 11/25/2005 Noun  
A gaping asshole that resembles looking into a funnel.
Submitted by: Felipe 31,319 views 1.43 = funnel butt Star (7 votes)

Franklin Added: 12/3/2005 Noun  
Ejaculating onto the face or in the mouth of a woman from a length of 6 to 12 in...
Submitted by: Peter Griffin 31,381 views 1.43 = Franklin Star (7 votes)

Lemonade Stand, The Added: 4/18/2006 Noun  
The sexual equivalent of a keg stand except substitute the keg-tap nozzle for a ...
Submitted by: Mr. VanChocStraw 31,186 views 1.57 = Lemonade Stand, The Star Lemonade Stand, The Star (7 votes)

Foot Warmer Added: 5/19/2006 Noun  
When you come home after working out in the cold all day and your feet are froze...
Submitted by: Scott Hillman 31,211 views 1.86 = Foot Warmer Star Foot Warmer Star (7 votes)

Bowl Anxiety Added: 8/19/2006 Noun  
Noun- The feeling you get when in a public restroom trying to poo, and someone w...
Submitted by: nozzel 31,164 views 1.71 = Bowl Anxiety Star Bowl Anxiety Star (7 votes)

Reverse Birth Added: 1/29/2007 Noun  
when you shove your head in a chick's cunt so it's like reversing the birthing p...
Submitted by: SPOOT 31,646 views 1.57 = Reverse Birth Star Reverse Birth Star (7 votes)

hot beef injection Added: 3/22/2003 Noun  
name for intercourse, especially for the benefit of the female
Submitted by: big dog 2,315 views 1.75 = hot beef injection Star hot beef injection Star (8 votes)

Knob Bobber Added: 3/22/2003 Noun  
Someone who sucks dick.
Submitted by: Earl Bait 3,243 views 1.63 = Knob Bobber Star Knob Bobber Star (8 votes)

Love Cigar Added: 3/28/2003 Noun  
penis; cock; dick
Submitted by: Jay 1,948 views 1.63 = Love Cigar Star Love Cigar Star (8 votes)

Churl Added: 4/18/2003 Noun  
The substance that is created/discharged from the female upon stimulation
Submitted by: Jake Richardson 2,023 views 1.75 = Churl Star Churl Star (8 votes)

raked Added: 7/23/2003 Verb  
When a chick is giving you head and her teeth keep scraping and getting in the w...
Submitted by: 210club 2,062 views 1.75 = raked Star raked Star (8 votes)

worth a squirt Added: 8/13/2003 Noun  
A girl who is worth shagging but not longh term material. Squirt meaning the sho...
Submitted by: Gaddster 1,395 views 1.63 = worth a squirt Star worth a squirt Star (8 votes)

cum Lip Added: 9/6/2003 Noun  
when a chick is giving you head. you pull your cock out and blow your load on he...
Submitted by: The Master Bator 1,164 views 1.75 = cum Lip Star cum Lip Star (8 votes)

crusty blower Added: 9/2/2003 Noun  
a girl who always has cum on the corners of her mouth, cause she loves to give m...
Submitted by: Regina 887 views 1.38 = crusty blower Star (8 votes)

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