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rat catching Added: 10/9/2004 Noun  
When giving a woman oral sex and her pubic hair just keeps getting in the way
Submitted by: tim findlay 10,761 views rat catching Star rat catching Star (1022 votes)

meat sleeve Added: 1/11/2003 Noun Click to listen to meat sleeve
Un-circumsized foreskin on a penis.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 7,982 views meat sleeve Star meat sleeve Star (1001 votes)

fagtastic Added: 1/1/2006 Adjective  
A fag so damn gayish that all other fags want his cock (and ass and spoolge, too...
Submitted by: Tyler C. 31,415 views fagtastic Star fagtastic Star (1482 votes)

Beverly Hills Whiffer, The Added: 10/2/2003 Noun Click to listen to Beverly Hills Whiffer, The
This move is restricted to those women who think they're God's gift to the world...
Submitted by: ColinC 18,906 views Beverly Hills Whiffer, The Star Beverly Hills Whiffer, The Star (4100 votes)

Donkey Bust Added: 2/9/2006 Noun  
An extraordinarily large volume of semen, or the ejaculation thereof.
Submitted by: Mercury Grand Marquis 31,111 views Donkey Bust Star Donkey Bust Star Donkey Bust Star (1327 votes)

soup cooler Added: 1/19/2003 Noun  
When you spread your ass cheeks with your hands and fart. Usually sounds like n...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 9,299 views soup cooler Star soup cooler Star soup cooler Star (1371 votes)

Skunk Added: 3/12/2004 Noun  
When you get head from a black/brunette haired chick, then right as you are abou...
Submitted by: Lyle 9,660 views Skunk Star Skunk Star Skunk Star (1496 votes)

Angry Pirate Added: 1/27/2003 Noun Click to listen to Angry Pirate
Girl is giving you blowjob but you tell her you don't want to finish her mouth (...
Submitted by: Bob Son 71,351 views Angry Pirate Star Angry Pirate Star Angry Pirate Star (3697 votes)

Buttcunt Added: 3/20/2003 Noun  
An anus that is used for purposes traditionally reserved for the vagina.
Submitted by: Ryan 5,099 views Buttcunt Star Buttcunt Star Buttcunt Star (801 votes)

Shum Added: 3/24/2003 Noun Click to listen to Shum
The combination of shit and cum found on a faggot's dick after sex.
Submitted by: Pete 34,039 views Shum Star Shum Star Shum Star (1962 votes)

Frigid clam Added: 6/30/2004 Noun Click to listen to Frigid clam
A gal so cold that when she spreads her legs the furnace kicks in
Submitted by: Bleeks 30,162 views Frigid clam Star Frigid clam Star Frigid clam Star (2068 votes)

Nagasaki A-Bomb, The Added: 10/1/2003 Noun Click to listen to Nagasaki A-Bomb, The
When in the act of taking a dump in one of multiple stalls, (ie: Sporting events...
Submitted by: ColinC 42,863 views Nagasaki A-Bomb, The Star Nagasaki A-Bomb, The Star Nagasaki A-Bomb, The Star (5215 votes)

G-Gilf Added: 1/24/2003 Noun  
Great Grandma I'd like to Fuck!
Submitted by: Ryan is the Man 4,291 views G-Gilf Star G-Gilf Star G-Gilf Star (887 votes)

Betsy Ross Added: 7/13/2003 Noun Click to listen to Betsy Ross
While on her period, take your girlfriend and fuck her silly. Then take her and ...
Submitted by: Dr. Will Fister P.H.D. 19,782 views Betsy Ross Star Betsy Ross Star Betsy Ross Star (1346 votes)

Imperial Dragon, The Added: 10/5/2004 Noun  
When you drop a single long thick duece where the front end sticks out of the wa...
Submitted by: Dan P 14,687 views Imperial Dragon, The Star Imperial Dragon, The Star Imperial Dragon, The Star (3692 votes)

texas grab bag Added: 5/31/2003 Noun Click to listen to texas grab bag
you get a girl pregnant, wait four months, then rip the fetus out and beat her o...
Submitted by: tim o'leary 31,624 views texas grab bag Star texas grab bag Star texas grab bag Star (2600 votes)

Cum-dumpster Added: 12/8/2002 Noun Click to listen to Cum-dumpster
Term for some skank chick anybody can do.
Submitted by: Jake E. Lee 35,831 views Cum-dumpster Star Cum-dumpster Star Cum-dumpster Star (1348 votes)

Pearl Harbor Added: 3/12/2003 Noun Click to listen to Pearl Harbor
When fucking a girl from behind, you kamikaze sneak attack your dive bomber into...
Submitted by: The Felch Brothers 40,454 views Pearl Harbor Star Pearl Harbor Star Pearl Harbor Star (1019 votes)

verizon Added: 6/3/2004 Noun  
Blowing you load in a chicks ear and then saying "can you hear me now"
Submitted by: KJ 13,074 views verizon Star verizon Star verizon Star (945 votes)

itchy-ass-atory Added: 12/20/2005 Noun  
After just getting over a serious case of diarrhea, that itchy feeling you get a...
Submitted by: Spicey Steve 31,224 views itchy-ass-atory Star itchy-ass-atory Star itchy-ass-atory Star (417 votes)

Jill off Added: 12/11/2002 Verb Click to listen to Jill off
A female Masturbation. The opposite of Jack off.
Submitted by: RJ 14,332 views Jill off Star Jill off Star Jill off Star (1010 votes)

Applause from the Back Row Added: 4/24/2003 Noun Click to listen to Applause from the Back Row
When a man is doing a woman from behind and his balls slap her ass so fast it so...
Submitted by: Chris 37,578 views Applause from the Back Row Star Applause from the Back Row Star Applause from the Back Row Star (1085 votes)

Semen retension headache Added: 4/27/2004 Noun  
More commomonly known as an S.R.H. were you have not had sex for a long time & t...
Submitted by: Jon Tyson 2,518 views Semen retension headache Star Semen retension headache Star Semen retension headache Star (824 votes)

Canadian Coffee Table Added: 7/5/2005 Noun  
To have sex with a woman doggie style in front of the TV so you can use her back...
Submitted by: Lyle 31,094 views Canadian Coffee Table Star Canadian Coffee Table Star Canadian Coffee Table Star (747 votes)

Shirley Suck 'em Silly Added: 6/10/2004 Noun  
A name that can be used for any girl that likes to suck dick
Submitted by: TeddyJackEddy 8,035 views Shirley Suck 'em Silly Star Shirley Suck 'em Silly Star Shirley Suck 'em Silly Star (688 votes)

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shower curtain t.p. Added: 4/27/2004 Noun  
substitute toilet paper
Submitted by: jon 2,208 views shower curtain t.p. Star shower curtain t.p. Star shower curtain t.p. Star (485 votes)

Texas Doiley Added: 4/3/2004 Noun Click to listen to Texas Doiley
Rubbing your butt crack on the arm of a friends chair
Submitted by: josepi 29,704 views Texas Doiley Star Texas Doiley Star Texas Doiley Star (1015 votes)

Clamchops Added: 2/17/2003 Noun  
A vagina which has a abundant amount of sagging.
Submitted by: Zach 12,764 views Clamchops Star Clamchops Star Clamchops Star (612 votes)

Credit Card Added: 4/2/2003 Noun Click to listen to Credit Card
To catch an unexpecting person bent over, you proceed to swipe your hand from th...
Submitted by: Cee 29,221 views Credit Card Star Credit Card Star Credit Card Star (703 votes)

Caucasian Sausage Added: 6/10/2003 Noun Click to listen to Caucasian Sausage
a well-endowed white boy.
Submitted by: Jason C. 7,368 views Caucasian Sausage Star Caucasian Sausage Star Caucasian Sausage Star (579 votes)

Lucky Shirley Added: 3/12/2004 Noun  
First of all, find a porta-potty (chemical outdoor toilet), a real filthy one, a...
Submitted by: Lyle 2,764 views Lucky Shirley Star Lucky Shirley Star Lucky Shirley Star (632 votes)

houdini Added: 1/4/2003 Verb Click to listen to houdini
when a guy is getting a girl in the ass and he spits on her back so she thinks h...
Submitted by: ralph the piss sloth 43,664 views houdini Star houdini Star houdini Star (1403 votes)

Wide-On Added: 5/28/2004 Noun  
The female's equivalent of a hard-on. When experiencing intense erotic excitemen...
Submitted by: WD 16,150 views Wide-On Star Wide-On Star Wide-On Star (907 votes)

Pollywog Pudding Added: 1/18/2004 Noun  
Sperm....A.K.A hot sticky load.
Submitted by: Chris 6,287 views Pollywog Pudding Star Pollywog Pudding Star Pollywog Pudding Star (271 votes)

kind chin Added: 12/28/2005 Adjective  
A chin that's so hot you want to rest your ball sack on it while getting yer ass...
Submitted by: MoneyKindaSucks 30,980 views kind chin Star kind chin Star kind chin Star (268 votes)

candlelight dinner Added: 3/10/2005 Noun  
The act of having a romantic dinner and after a few drinks of wine you stick the...
Submitted by: chris berge 30,993 views candlelight dinner Star candlelight dinner Star candlelight dinner Star (293 votes)

Sticky Ricardo Added: 9/22/2003 Noun Click to listen to Sticky Ricardo
Come home a little earlier than normal one day. Before you open the door, start ...
Submitted by: Phil Mi Crevas 22,062 views Sticky Ricardo Star Sticky Ricardo Star Sticky Ricardo Star (471 votes)

Gutterball, the Added: 3/23/2003 Noun Click to listen to Gutterball, the
Insert middle and ring finger in vagina and thumb in rectum.
Submitted by: AirforceNick 22,300 views Gutterball, the Star Gutterball, the Star Gutterball, the Star (387 votes)

Continental Breakfast Added: 1/12/2004 Noun  
Two eggs and a sausage all in her mouth at the same time.
Submitted by: Captain canuck 17,085 views Continental Breakfast Star Continental Breakfast Star Continental Breakfast Star (484 votes)

Splintered Clarinet Added: 8/4/2004 Noun  
The condition of one's penis being scabbed and dry after wacking off too much ov...
Submitted by: Jim Collum 3,999 views Splintered Clarinet Star Splintered Clarinet Star Splintered Clarinet Star (166 votes)

Vaginky Added: 4/1/2003 Noun  
a stinky vagina
Submitted by: KIDC 3,932 views Vaginky Star Vaginky Star Vaginky Star (163 votes)

Riding the vein train to A town Added: 4/6/2003 Verb  
A form of Anal sex, where the guy on the bottom just lies there while the other ...
Submitted by: CANDIRU2005 2,206 views Riding the vein train to A town Star Riding the vein train to A town Star Riding the vein train to A town Star (226 votes)

Wavey "H" Added: 3/28/2004 Noun  
Wavey "H" (aka "Wild Lyle") - A double-team gay maneuver where both guys stand w...
Submitted by: Lyle 4,242 views Wavey Wavey Wavey (2134 votes)

Smuggling a Deuce Added: 2/9/2006 Verb  
The act of crossing the border into Canada for the sole purpose of taking a shit...
Submitted by: Mercury Grand Marquis 31,134 views Smuggling a Deuce Star Smuggling a Deuce Star Smuggling a Deuce Star (1141 votes)

Vinegar Strokes Added: 3/20/2003 Noun Click to listen to Vinegar Strokes
The moment of no return whilst 'Greeting the Bishop' in which ones face has the ...
Submitted by: Odi 26,814 views Vinegar Strokes Star Vinegar Strokes Star Vinegar Strokes Star (833 votes)

powerbottom Added: 12/27/2004 Noun  
The individual in a gay relationship who is relagated to the position of "catche...
Submitted by: Lyle 1,830 views powerbottom Star powerbottom Star powerbottom Star (984 votes)

Saskatchewan Snowstorm Added: 12/2/2003 Noun Click to listen to Saskatchewan Snowstorm
When you jiz in an ice cube tray than later when your woman asks for a drink you...
Submitted by: Peiler 40,368 views Saskatchewan Snowstorm Star Saskatchewan Snowstorm Star Saskatchewan Snowstorm Star (632 votes)

Wrapping the Candy Bar Added: 8/29/2004 Verb  
Deficating after swallowing someones sperm and having the feces covered by slimy...
Submitted by: UISProphet 2,063 views Wrapping the Candy Bar Star Wrapping the Candy Bar Star Wrapping the Candy Bar Star (283 votes)

puddin pop Added: 3/26/2004 Noun  
sound made when you pull out of her ass
Submitted by: jon tyson 1,287 views puddin pop Star puddin pop Star puddin pop Star (368 votes)

Sahara Curry Squirt Added: 10/30/2005 Noun  
After eating a big bowl of curry, you get your companion to eat yer ass and give...
Submitted by: MoneyKindaSucks 31,022 views Sahara Curry Squirt Star Sahara Curry Squirt Star Sahara Curry Squirt Star (714 votes)

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