TurdWords.com
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Follow turdwords on Twitter

  Search
Currently 12,351 words
 
Ask TurdWords
Stall Scrawl
Turdovations
Turdwords Quiz
Word Factory
 
  

Worst Words on TurdWords.com Worst 100 Words listed on TurdWords.com
Based on ratings submitted by our visitors

Live webcam's in your area

chicago deep dish Added: 4/14/2009 Noun  
when a guy with a 10 inch cock sticks his dick in a girls ass, after she takes a...
Submitted by: antbop 666 views 1.00 = chicago deep dish Star (4 votes)

Bitchkin Added: 2/22/2003 Noun  
Someone who is small and a bitch. Pronounced: Bitch-ken
Submitted by: Kindaweird 3,513 views 1.75 = Bitchkin Star Bitchkin Star (4 votes)

hairy mites Added: 4/5/2003 Noun  
Bugs that live in your pubes.
Submitted by: SHO Off 3,928 views 1.00 = hairy mites Star (4 votes)

cockjockey Added: 4/10/2003 Noun  
Jerk or asshole. Used to describe anyone you don't like.
Submitted by: Terd Fergisun 3,436 views 1.75 = cockjockey Star cockjockey Star (4 votes)

triple dirty dip Added: 7/18/2003 Noun  
Fucking a chick in the ass, then the cunt, then making her give you head, or fuc...
Submitted by: 210club 2,518 views 1.75 = triple dirty dip Star triple dirty dip Star (4 votes)

slamming Squatter Added: 8/1/2003 Verb  
the poop that drops with a ploop and splashes your ass!
Submitted by: Curran 1,514 views 1.75 = slamming Squatter Star slamming Squatter Star (4 votes)

mouse in the pussy(cat) Added: 8/8/2003 Noun  
When a woman is having cyber sex with a man and can no longer resist the urge fo...
Submitted by: Rob 2,350 views 1.00 = mouse in the pussy(cat) Star (4 votes)

bumcheese Added: 4/28/2004 Noun  
the toilet paper left over after wiping that has been caught in your asscrack fo...
Submitted by: kwazyniak 1,623 views 1.75 = bumcheese Star bumcheese Star (4 votes)

snack table Added: 5/13/2004 Noun  
when you eat while boning a chick, you place a varios assortment of snacks on he...
Submitted by: Dylan 1,655 views 1.00 = snack table Star (4 votes)

Turbo Charge Added: 6/7/2004 Noun  
When receiving a blow job from a girl, she sticks a finger up your ass right bef...
Submitted by: TeddyJackEddy 2,787 views 1.00 = Turbo Charge Star (4 votes)

Shepherd Lock Added: 11/7/2004 Noun  
placing a locking grip on the hair or on the head of a person who is giving you ...
Submitted by: Larry Hoagland 1,904 views 1.75 = Shepherd Lock Star Shepherd Lock Star (4 votes)

Rak-em' Up Added: 3/3/2005 Noun  
Find a girl with huge tits and put lube all over them. Place your dick between t...
Submitted by: Dave and JK 32,471 views 1.75 = Rak-em' Up Star Rak-em' Up Star (4 votes)

Cock Snapper Added: 8/17/2005 Noun  
A man who forcefully bends his solid erection back and forth for pleasure. This...
Submitted by: ScottyB 31,882 views 1.75 = Cock Snapper Star Cock Snapper Star (4 votes)

cram jam Added: 12/20/2005 Noun  
when you jam your penis in a chicks mouth really far.
Submitted by: buzz 32,129 views 1.00 = cram jam Star (4 votes)

Wet Job Added: 2/9/2006 Noun  
a blow job performed on someone not wearing a condom. As opposed to a dry job.
Submitted by: Ben Dover 31,491 views 1.75 = Wet Job Star Wet Job Star (4 votes)

Groin Mullet Added: 3/12/2006 Noun  
Shaving off all of your pubes except for the hair on your scrotum.
Submitted by: Bof 31,454 views 1.00 = Groin Mullet Star (4 votes)

Stinky Marshmallow Added: 4/20/2014 Adverb  
When you fart on your gfs pillow then smother her with it while punching her in ...
Submitted by: bipolar barbie 2,259 views 1.80 = Stinky Marshmallow Star Stinky Marshmallow Star (5 votes)

Wilmington Deluxe Added: 1/20/2003 Noun  
when a guy armpit fucks a girl while drinking a 40
Submitted by: Big Mike 5,860 views 1.60 = Wilmington Deluxe Star Wilmington Deluxe Star (5 votes)

creamshower Added: 2/11/2003 Noun  
When you bust a nut all over a girls face and then proceed to piss on her face t...
Submitted by: John 3,238 views 1.60 = creamshower Star creamshower Star (5 votes)

oral log Added: 3/8/2003 Noun  
A diary of encounters involving fellatio or cunnillingus.
Submitted by: Bob Baseline 3,656 views 1.60 = oral log Star oral log Star (5 votes)

Pay Bone Added: 3/10/2003 Noun  
A chick who only fucks after you spend a lot of cash.
Submitted by: Hector 3,097 views 1.60 = Pay Bone Star Pay Bone Star (5 votes)

scattastic Added: 3/31/2003 Adjective  
Used to describe anything to do with shit. Good or bad.
Submitted by: Randode 3,562 views 1.60 = scattastic Star scattastic Star (5 votes)

ham slam Added: 6/3/2004 Noun  
doing someone from the rear
Submitted by: jj 1,987 views 1.60 = ham slam Star ham slam Star (5 votes)

Western Sizzler Added: 1/3/2005 Noun  
When you are fucking a girl doggy style and you put in a dip and spit your dip j...
Submitted by: DonkeyDick 32,516 views 1.40 = Western Sizzler Star (5 votes)

stunt cock Added: 4/4/2005 Noun  
somebody that will stick it anywhere to get the job done
Submitted by: Abby and Phil 32,124 views 1.60 = stunt cock Star stunt cock Star (5 votes)

Sunny Delight Added: 5/3/2005 Noun  
When a guy is doing a dirty girl in the ass (the sun) and he pisses in her ass i...
Submitted by: Hory 32,154 views 1.40 = Sunny Delight Star (5 votes)

Basic Instinct Added: 11/4/2005 Noun  
when you go down on a female and her vagina is so raunchy that you vomit on it b...
Submitted by: Heath Houston 32,227 views 1.60 = Basic Instinct Star Basic Instinct Star (5 votes)

Changing Lanes Without A Signal Added: 12/20/2005 Verb  
While having sex doggystlye with someone switch and stick it in the girls butt w...
Submitted by: Matt Truxall 32,134 views 1.60 = Changing Lanes Without A Signal Star Changing Lanes Without A Signal Star (5 votes)

Clam Snot Added: 3/12/2006 Noun  
Female cum that is left on your dick after sex.
Submitted by: Trey 31,978 views 1.60 = Clam Snot Star Clam Snot Star (5 votes)

Harry Honnie Added: 7/5/2006 Noun  
When a girl has such a thick bush downstairs you cant find her clit.
Submitted by: Bacon Lord 32,224 views 1.60 = Harry Honnie Star Harry Honnie Star (5 votes)

Chowder House Added: 7/13/2006 Noun  
cumming in a sluts mouth in a steam room, and making her gargal it.
Submitted by: BustaNutz 31,939 views 1.60 = Chowder House Star Chowder House Star (5 votes)

Buds of Beauty Added: 11/11/2006 Noun  
Nipples
Submitted by: Nenonian Harp Player 32,041 views 1.60 = Buds of Beauty Star Buds of Beauty Star (5 votes)

juggernut Added: 6/23/2007 Noun  
1. Landing a cum shot on her face from the missionary position.
Submitted by: mike 32,652 views 1.60 = juggernut Star juggernut Star (5 votes)

Double Dirty Finish, the Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
From the face to face jack hammer position, pull out of cum on her face, staying...
Submitted by: Ed Price 1,325 views 1.50 = Double Dirty Finish, the Star Double Dirty Finish, the Star (6 votes)

Mud Pump Added: 4/20/2014 Adverb  
The act of having anal sex while the receiver is deficating.
Submitted by: analastronaut 1,399 views 1.83 = Mud Pump Star Mud Pump Star (6 votes)

Chinball Wizard Added: 3/29/2003 Noun  
Gay man who enjoys pole smoking.
Submitted by: Egglayer 3,813 views 1.83 = Chinball Wizard Star Chinball Wizard Star (6 votes)

Honey Hole Added: 3/29/2003 Noun  
1: A vagina
Submitted by: Ben Dover 3,032 views 1.50 = Honey Hole Star Honey Hole Star (6 votes)

Disco Pussy Added: 4/4/2003 Noun  
A large Pubic hair region as if it were the 1970's!
Submitted by: CW 4,043 views 1.50 = Disco Pussy Star Disco Pussy Star (6 votes)

Love Loogie Added: 4/22/2003 Noun  
When you spit on a chick's anus, to lube her up for anal play.
Submitted by: Ghost 4,491 views 1.33 = Love Loogie Star (6 votes)

Horn Dogg Added: 5/1/2003 Noun  
A male who has not had sex in a long period of time without even masturbating. T...
Submitted by: Alli 2,462 views 1.50 = Horn Dogg Star Horn Dogg Star (6 votes)

Three Hole Puncher Added: 10/7/2003 Noun  
A woman who takes it in every orifice on a regular basis just like the office to...
Submitted by: Dirk 2,510 views 1.83 = Three Hole Puncher Star Three Hole Puncher Star (6 votes)

Root Beer Float, The Added: 2/11/2004 Noun  
When 2 guys bang a chick, one cums in her mouth (ice cream) the other takes a bi...
Submitted by: Chiv 2,876 views 1.50 = Root Beer Float, The Star Root Beer Float, The Star (6 votes)

Teacher Butt Added: 1/18/2004 Noun  
When a girl has one of those long flat butts, no curve whatsoever. You'll remem...
Submitted by: botan 2,552 views 1.83 = Teacher Butt Star Teacher Butt Star (6 votes)

tilf Added: 1/18/2004 Noun  
teacher i'd like to fuck
Submitted by: chris 2,247 views 1.33 = tilf Star (6 votes)

guniea horn Added: 2/15/2005 Noun  
an abnormally large clit
Submitted by: tits mcgee 32,265 views 1.33 = guniea horn Star (6 votes)

Cookie Crumbs Added: 4/27/2004 Noun  
Crumbs on a girls vaginal area caused by her yeast infection.
Submitted by: David 1,485 views 1.83 = Cookie Crumbs Star Cookie Crumbs Star (6 votes)

Swab the Deck Added: 7/20/2004 Verb  
Begins with doggie style sex. The guy lifts the lady's legs and lifts them off t...
Submitted by: Master Beta 1,674 views 1.33 = Swab the Deck Star (6 votes)

Mushroom Slap Added: 10/5/2004 Noun  
Slapping your dick across someones face
Submitted by: sharpy 1,216 views 1.83 = Mushroom Slap Star Mushroom Slap Star (6 votes)

tomb, a Added: 10/14/2004 Noun  
when a girl has such a giant vagina that you think someone could get lost and di...
Submitted by: thefonz 1,645 views 1.00 = tomb, a Star (6 votes)

Grand Wizard Added: 2/15/2005 Noun  
When you pull out of a girls ass you then stick your dick in her mouth. She beco...
Submitted by: The face 32,076 views 1.50 = Grand Wizard Star Grand Wizard Star (6 votes)

Do you like Big Boobs? These hefty's are looking for you.

Speed Bagging Added: 6/16/2005 Verb  
A term referring to a woman masturbating using two fingers on her "man in the bo...
Submitted by: Big Dave 32,031 views 1.33 = Speed Bagging Star (6 votes)

throwin the dice Added: 8/27/2005 Noun  
Pumpin a chick so hard in the missionary position that your balls start swinging...
Submitted by: Da Gooch 32,190 views 1.83 = throwin the dice Star throwin the dice Star (6 votes)

Trallup Added: 10/23/2005 Adjective  
A stupid slut/whore.
Submitted by: A. Diddy 33,822 views 1.50 = Trallup Star Trallup Star (6 votes)

Fonzies Added: 11/4/2005 Noun  
Tits that point out to the side when in the horizontal position. Thus replicati...
Submitted by: Ian 32,279 views 1.50 = Fonzies Star Fonzies Star (6 votes)

Cinnamon Roll Added: 11/22/2005 Noun  
after cumming, squeeze the leftovers in a spiral on her buttlhole
Submitted by: cory millikan 32,090 views 1.33 = Cinnamon Roll Star (6 votes)

Hunchback of Slutty Dame's Added: 12/3/2005 Noun  
When you are sitting on a couch or chair, and a girl is kneeling on the ground i...
Submitted by: thechief 32,178 views 1.50 = Hunchback of Slutty Dame's Star Hunchback of Slutty Dame's Star (6 votes)

Philadelphia Frankfurter Added: 3/24/2006 Noun  
When a girl is using a hot-dog to masturbate and it breaks in half, leaving a p...
Submitted by: BFK 32,317 views 1.50 = Philadelphia Frankfurter Star Philadelphia Frankfurter Star (6 votes)

Nipple Pimples Added: 6/1/2006 Noun  
The little bumps around peoples nipples.
Submitted by: V1nny 31,966 views 1.50 = Nipple Pimples Star Nipple Pimples Star (6 votes)

hot pumpkin Added: 10/19/2006 Noun  
when you ass finger a chick outdoors on a cold day and you pull out your finger ...
Submitted by: jason 32,168 views 1.50 = hot pumpkin Star hot pumpkin Star (6 votes)

Spinal Slap Added: 12/16/2006 Noun  
The slapping against the spine of an extremely skinny chic when a large cock hit...
Submitted by: Matthew Sevier 32,136 views 1.50 = Spinal Slap Star Spinal Slap Star (6 votes)

Cunt Darts Added: 12/27/2006 Noun  
Women who like to engage in pleasure by the use of another throwing lawn darts i...
Submitted by: Maxwell 31,996 views 1.67 = Cunt Darts Star Cunt Darts Star (6 votes)

Slut Mongrel Added: 11/14/2002 Noun Click to listen to Slut Mongrel
A nasty looking slut.
Submitted by: Eddie 3,823 views 1.43 = Slut Mongrel Star (7 votes)

Bottom feeder Added: 1/25/2003 Noun  
Someone who fucks ugly chicks.
Submitted by: Melvin 3,238 views 1.86 = Bottom feeder Star Bottom feeder Star (7 votes)

pusher Puller Added: 2/27/2003 Noun  
a homo who gives and recieves at the same time
Submitted by: scottie 2,427 views 1.86 = pusher Puller Star pusher Puller Star (7 votes)

Vulcan, the Added: 3/23/2003 Noun  
Remember Mr. Spock? With either hand make the live long and prosper sign, and in...
Submitted by: AirforceNick 5,303 views 1.57 = Vulcan, the Star Vulcan, the Star (7 votes)

burger shot Added: 4/18/2003 Noun  
A picture of a beaver taken "doggy style" so the protruding clitoris sandwiched ...
Submitted by: Herbie Versmells 3,339 views 1.43 = burger shot Star (7 votes)

easy bake oven Added: 4/28/2003 Noun  
as u r sitting on a seat u fart and heat up the dingle berries on your ass as th...
Submitted by: shobby boff 5,353 views 1.86 = easy bake oven Star easy bake oven Star (7 votes)

Honey Galzed Donut Added: 5/3/2003 Noun  
When you Blow your load all over a females face.
Submitted by: Troy D. 3,485 views 1.57 = Honey Galzed Donut Star Honey Galzed Donut Star (7 votes)

peckersnot Added: 9/17/2003 Noun  
semen
Submitted by: scentless 2,187 views 1.57 = peckersnot Star peckersnot Star (7 votes)

turtle tackler Added: 9/29/2003 Noun  
a woman that enjoys giving blowjobs
Submitted by: pete 1,891 views 1.86 = turtle tackler Star turtle tackler Star (7 votes)

butt jam Added: 10/13/2003 Noun  
The goo removed from your butt cheeks the morning after an extreme anal banging.
Submitted by: Trace-Kelly 1,825 views 1.43 = butt jam Star (7 votes)

buckeye Added: 11/30/2003 Noun  
draw a map of the U.S. on a girls stomach and then take a dump on Iowa.
Submitted by: ryan beckley 1,414 views 1.86 = buckeye Star buckeye Star (7 votes)

After Play Added: 1/9/2004 Noun  
When you done having sex you stay inside the girl and fall asleep inside her.
Submitted by: Lewis 7,809 views 1.43 = After Play Star (7 votes)

slut fork Added: 6/30/2004 Noun  
a Y shaped dildo designed to please 2 orifices at once
Submitted by: tr3flar 1,590 views 1.71 = slut fork Star slut fork Star (7 votes)

Sneaky Jellyfish, The Added: 7/20/2004 Noun  
Secretly beating off in a hottub full of people, and watch the sploodge get stuc...
Submitted by: Fuke 1,412 views 1.86 = Sneaky Jellyfish, The Star Sneaky Jellyfish, The Star (7 votes)

crack-a-jack Added: 3/27/2005 Noun  
when a man has is having sex so hard his cock snaps and cracks
Submitted by: John 32,083 views 1.86 = crack-a-jack Star crack-a-jack Star (7 votes)

Bobing Penguin, The Added: 5/3/2005 Verb  
When a a chick is jerking off two guys while giving another one head and taking ...
Submitted by: Dick Tucker 31,995 views 1.86 = Bobing Penguin, The Star Bobing Penguin, The Star (7 votes)

White Chocolate Decadence Added: 5/12/2005 Noun  
When 1 girl sucks/eats the cum out of another girl's ass and gets some fecal mat...
Submitted by: tuna 31,987 views 1.86 = White Chocolate Decadence Star White Chocolate Decadence Star (7 votes)

Bottomless Pool Added: 5/31/2005 Noun  
The men who prefers the passive role in anal intercourse, and like to be gang-ga...
Submitted by: cowboystud 32,231 views 1.43 = Bottomless Pool Star (7 votes)

Detroit Car Wash Added: 5/31/2005 Noun  
That's when you go to an automated car wash at a gas station and convince your g...
Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB 32,460 views 1.86 = Detroit Car Wash Star Detroit Car Wash Star (7 votes)

Detroit carwash Added: 7/14/2005 Noun  
when two chicks put their asses together, and a dude fucks the spot where the cr...
Submitted by: Ricky 31,723 views 1.86 = Detroit carwash Star Detroit carwash Star (7 votes)

Poop Island Added: 9/23/2005 Noun  
The turd formation that occurs when a dump is taken on a large wad of pre-existi...
Submitted by: Andy\Rollie 32,080 views 1.86 = Poop Island Star Poop Island Star (7 votes)

Tadpole Chowder Added: 8/4/2005 Noun  
A wad of semen
Submitted by: Flash 34,046 views 1.43 = Tadpole Chowder Star (7 votes)

bugger Wiper Added: 10/30/2005 Noun  
You are banging a girl up the ass, and then its time to cum. You blow a snot ro...
Submitted by: Dick Chester 31,969 views 1.43 = bugger Wiper Star (7 votes)

Franklin Added: 12/3/2005 Noun  
Ejaculating onto the face or in the mouth of a woman from a length of 6 to 12 in...
Submitted by: Peter Griffin 32,168 views 1.43 = Franklin Star (7 votes)

Tool Bag Added: 2/25/2006 Noun  
Your ball sack
Submitted by: Scott Hillman 31,433 views 1.86 = Tool Bag Star Tool Bag Star (7 votes)

Lemonade Stand, The Added: 4/18/2006 Noun  
The sexual equivalent of a keg stand except substitute the keg-tap nozzle for a ...
Submitted by: Mr. VanChocStraw 31,962 views 1.57 = Lemonade Stand, The Star Lemonade Stand, The Star (7 votes)

Reverse Birth Added: 1/29/2007 Noun  
when you shove your head in a chick's cunt so it's like reversing the birthing p...
Submitted by: SPOOT 32,545 views 1.57 = Reverse Birth Star Reverse Birth Star (7 votes)

four f's, the Added: 8/11/2007 Noun  
find em, finger em, fuck em forget em.
Submitted by: Nick McCloskey 31,990 views 1.86 = four f's, the Star four f's, the Star (7 votes)

Love Cigar Added: 3/28/2003 Noun  
penis; cock; dick
Submitted by: Jay 2,866 views 1.63 = Love Cigar Star Love Cigar Star (8 votes)

meatpipe Added: 5/26/2003 Noun  
this is ones cock.
Submitted by: djk 1,957 views 1.88 = meatpipe Star meatpipe Star (8 votes)

Fuck Trophy Added: 8/3/2003 Noun  
Kid or trophies/kids
Submitted by: nalponder 1,630 views 1.88 = Fuck Trophy Star Fuck Trophy Star (8 votes)

crusty blower Added: 9/2/2003 Noun  
a girl who always has cum on the corners of her mouth, cause she loves to give m...
Submitted by: Regina 1,683 views 1.38 = crusty blower Star (8 votes)

snatch thatch Added: 10/7/2003 Noun  
female pubic hair
Submitted by: Georgia 1,816 views 1.50 = snatch thatch Star snatch thatch Star (8 votes)

Fuck Stick Added: 1/21/2004 Noun  
1. slang term for the male genitalia. 2. a female or male who is used primarily...
Submitted by: Stephen Brindle 2,007 views 1.88 = Fuck Stick Star Fuck Stick Star (8 votes)

Lock Box Added: 2/15/2004 Noun  
A girls vagina that is extremely hard to access, requiring a lot of ass-kissing ...
Submitted by: sLiCk-sHiTz 1,995 views 1.75 = Lock Box Star Lock Box Star (8 votes)

Polish The Pink Pearl Added: 3/4/2004 Verb  
Preliminary definition: "Pink Pearl" (n): The clitoris, also a cleverly named er...
Submitted by: ReidO 1,992 views 1.75 = Polish The Pink Pearl Star Polish The Pink Pearl Star (8 votes)

English Breakfast Added: 6/30/2004 Noun  
Tea bagging while giving a "sunnyside up".
Submitted by: Tall Friends 2,664 views 1.38 = English Breakfast Star (8 votes)

Bonerlicious Added: 7/20/2004 Verb  
Adj. The person or thing is so hot you'd bang it
Submitted by: Shallow69 1,741 views 1.63 = Bonerlicious Star Bonerlicious Star (8 votes)

Martini Added: 9/20/2004 Noun  
When a man inserts his penis and achieves full penetration. After this, he inse...
Submitted by: Dayv 1,897 views 1.63 = Martini Star Martini Star (8 votes)

About Turdwords.com   Contact Us   Link to Us   Privacy Policy