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Bum Spray Added: 4/20/2014 Adverb  
The act of a bum pooping after drinking too much alcohol resulting in liquid sto...
Submitted by: Zorro 283 views 1.50 = Bum Spray Star Bum Spray Star (4 votes)

Shake the Mink Added: 1/8/2003 Verb  
Male Urination
Submitted by: Chris 2,691 views 1.75 = Shake the Mink Star Shake the Mink Star (4 votes)

Open your lunchbox Added: 1/19/2003 Noun  
Yet, another slang term for a fart. Usually smells like an old rotten egg salad...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 2,942 views 1.75 = Open your lunchbox Star Open your lunchbox Star (4 votes)

creamshower Added: 2/11/2003 Noun  
When you bust a nut all over a girls face and then proceed to piss on her face t...
Submitted by: John 2,191 views 1.75 = creamshower Star creamshower Star (4 votes)

Pay Bone Added: 3/10/2003 Noun  
A chick who only fucks after you spend a lot of cash.
Submitted by: Hector 1,939 views 1.75 = Pay Bone Star Pay Bone Star (4 votes)

scattastic Added: 3/31/2003 Adjective  
Used to describe anything to do with shit. Good or bad.
Submitted by: Randode 2,451 views 1.75 = scattastic Star scattastic Star (4 votes)

oral Hair Added: 4/2/2003 Noun  
the pubes left in a broads teeth after sucking me off
Submitted by: C.A.D. 2 2,823 views 1.75 = oral Hair Star oral Hair Star (4 votes)

hairy mites Added: 4/5/2003 Noun  
Bugs that live in your pubes.
Submitted by: SHO Off 2,773 views 1.00 = hairy mites Star (4 votes)

cockjockey Added: 4/10/2003 Noun  
Jerk or asshole. Used to describe anyone you don't like.
Submitted by: Terd Fergisun 2,270 views 1.75 = cockjockey Star cockjockey Star (4 votes)

banana monkey Added: 4/29/2003 Noun  
a girl that enjoys "sucking your wang"
Submitted by: MonkeyCrapper 3,333 views 1.75 = banana monkey Star banana monkey Star (4 votes)

Party Boys Added: 5/21/2003 Noun  
Submitted by: Dan 1,467 views 1.75 = Party Boys Star Party Boys Star (4 votes)

triple dirty dip Added: 7/18/2003 Noun  
Fucking a chick in the ass, then the cunt, then making her give you head, or fuc...
Submitted by: 210club 1,413 views 1.75 = triple dirty dip Star triple dirty dip Star (4 votes)

mouse in the pussy(cat) Added: 8/8/2003 Noun  
When a woman is having cyber sex with a man and can no longer resist the urge fo...
Submitted by: Rob 1,203 views 1.00 = mouse in the pussy(cat) Star (4 votes)

Indiana Foodfight Added: 10/29/2003 Noun  
A situation where a girl gives a guy a blowjob and comes in her mouth...then the...
Submitted by: Brian Johnson 2,446 views 1.75 = Indiana Foodfight Star Indiana Foodfight Star (4 votes)

pubic belch Added: 11/8/2003 Noun  
As one is going down you suddenly burb onto the pubic area. Can also occur afte...
Submitted by: Panblanco 1,008 views 1.75 = pubic belch Star pubic belch Star (4 votes)

Salt lick Added: 11/22/2003 Noun  
Sweaty balls.
Submitted by: Glenn S. 1,383 views 1.75 = Salt lick Star Salt lick Star (4 votes)

Hebrew Hammer Added: 2/1/2004 Noun  
A small penis, usually belonging to someone of the jewish faith.
Submitted by: Matt 1,659 views 1.75 = Hebrew Hammer Star Hebrew Hammer Star (4 votes)

Fudge Muskie Added: 3/9/2004 Noun  
When you're fucking your girl in the ass and get shit on your cock and then proc...
Submitted by: Cletus 1,274 views 1.00 = Fudge Muskie Star (4 votes)

Fish Taco Added: 3/16/2004 Noun  
A stinky Pussy
Submitted by: 2LIVE 1,159 views 1.00 = Fish Taco Star (4 votes)

Rock Popper Added: 6/10/2004 Noun  
When you put pop rocks (candy) in your mouth and give oral sex.
Submitted by: Steph Anderson 781 views 1.75 = Rock Popper Star Rock Popper Star (4 votes)

ham slam Added: 6/3/2004 Noun  
doing someone from the rear
Submitted by: jj 1,030 views 1.75 = ham slam Star ham slam Star (4 votes)

Crotch Mechanic, The Added: 6/19/2004 Noun  
Sexual position where a person is lying flat on their back and a woman then sits...
Submitted by: Diamonds 1,055 views 1.75 = Crotch Mechanic, The Star Crotch Mechanic, The Star (4 votes)

Mushroom Slap Added: 10/5/2004 Noun  
Slapping your dick across someones face
Submitted by: sharpy 742 views 1.75 = Mushroom Slap Star Mushroom Slap Star (4 votes)

petercillin Added: 11/7/2004 Noun  
sex with a male
Submitted by: cheri bomb 1,124 views 1.00 = petercillin Star (4 votes)

Shepherd Lock Added: 11/7/2004 Noun  
placing a locking grip on the hair or on the head of a person who is giving you ...
Submitted by: Larry Hoagland 911 views 1.75 = Shepherd Lock Star Shepherd Lock Star (4 votes)

Rak-em' Up Added: 3/3/2005 Noun  
Find a girl with huge tits and put lube all over them. Place your dick between t...
Submitted by: Dave and JK 31,472 views 1.75 = Rak-em' Up Star Rak-em' Up Star (4 votes)

helmit polisher Added: 5/3/2005 Noun  
a ho who likes to suck dick
Submitted by: guido 31,136 views 1.75 = helmit polisher Star helmit polisher Star (4 votes)

Kentucky Derby Added: 5/12/2005 Noun  
(It needs to be a really big room)When you and your girlfriend and several other...
Submitted by: Conor 31,657 views 1.75 = Kentucky Derby Star Kentucky Derby Star (4 votes)

pimple punch Added: 5/12/2005 Noun  
When you bust your nut in a chick's mouth, hold her nose and slug her in the jaw...
Submitted by: docdanvers 31,157 views 1.75 = pimple punch Star pimple punch Star (4 votes)

Roasting Added: 9/25/2005 Verb  
When one guy sticks it in a girls poon and another guy sticks it in the same gir...
Submitted by: Justo 31,112 views 1.75 = Roasting Star Roasting Star (4 votes)

cram jam Added: 12/20/2005 Noun  
when you jam your penis in a chicks mouth really far.
Submitted by: buzz 31,167 views 1.00 = cram jam Star (4 votes)

Neverland´s Ride, The Added: 3/24/2006 Noun  
when some one invites you to have an inocent acivity but ends up penetrating any...
Submitted by: Psytheriatsunami 31,203 views 1.75 = Neverland´s Ride, The Star Neverland´s Ride, The Star (4 votes)

Puke Sex Added: 12/15/2006 Noun  
The art of spreading trash bags on the floor, laying down on them, and getting y...
Submitted by: Scott Hillman 31,149 views 1.75 = Puke Sex Star Puke Sex Star (4 votes)

Omaha Hot Plate Added: 10/30/2007 Noun  
Eat a couple cans of corn the night before, then shit on a chick's chest and pro...
Submitted by: Mr Bukkake 31,177 views 1.75 = Omaha Hot Plate Star Omaha Hot Plate Star (4 votes)

gezuntcum Added: 2/26/2009 Noun  
Cumming in her mouth with such great quantity, it backup up into her nose.
Submitted by: kcjon 263 views 1.60 = gezuntcum Star gezuntcum Star (5 votes)

Wilmington Deluxe Added: 1/20/2003 Noun  
when a guy armpit fucks a girl while drinking a 40
Submitted by: Big Mike 4,822 views 1.60 = Wilmington Deluxe Star Wilmington Deluxe Star (5 votes)

CD workshop Added: 1/27/2003 Noun  
Term for a group of guys getting together with some skank chick (Or guy) that an...
Submitted by: Jack 3,038 views 1.60 = CD workshop Star CD workshop Star (5 votes)

cockfest Added: 2/11/2003 Noun  
A party or social gathering with an estimated ration of 10 or more males for eve...
Submitted by: gonesavage 2,405 views 1.60 = cockfest Star cockfest Star (5 votes)

Orsher Added: 2/18/2003 Noun  
When your ass is so large that you crap lands on the seat instead of inside the ...
Submitted by: Tommy 2,289 views 1.60 = Orsher Star Orsher Star (5 votes)

oral log Added: 3/8/2003 Noun  
A diary of encounters involving fellatio or cunnillingus.
Submitted by: Bob Baseline 2,686 views 1.60 = oral log Star oral log Star (5 votes)

Stuffing The Turkey Added: 3/26/2003 Verb  
Fist Fucking
Submitted by: MatMc 1,745 views 1.60 = Stuffing The Turkey Star Stuffing The Turkey Star (5 votes)

Chinball Wizard Added: 3/29/2003 Noun  
Gay man who enjoys pole smoking.
Submitted by: Egglayer 2,868 views 1.40 = Chinball Wizard Star (5 votes)

brown dildo Added: 4/21/2003 Noun  
when a piece of fecal matter is inserted into the vaginal cavity
Submitted by: rubber neck 2,231 views 1.60 = brown dildo Star brown dildo Star (5 votes)

Fountain Of You Added: 7/20/2003 Noun  
N. The act of a guy sitting on a girls face getting his ass eaten out while beat...
Submitted by: Maria Bomba 1,140 views 1.60 = Fountain Of You Star Fountain Of You Star (5 votes)

Bowling Ball Added: 8/7/2003 Noun  
When banging doggy-style, assume the 10pin bolwling ball grip, lick your tumb an...
Submitted by: NightStaff 1,567 views 1.60 = Bowling Ball Star Bowling Ball Star (5 votes)

birds nest Added: 8/18/2003 Noun  
while having sex with a girl who has a harry pussy, you cum on her vaginal hair,...
Submitted by: CTS 1,750 views 1.60 = birds nest Star birds nest Star (5 votes)

hotard Added: 9/13/2003 Noun  
a retarded ho
Submitted by: wilma dickdo 1,421 views 1.60 = hotard Star hotard Star (5 votes)

semen berry Added: 10/1/2003 Noun  
Condition where semen cling onto pubic hair as some ripe fruit on a vine
Submitted by: Alexanderoux 1,173 views 1.60 = semen berry Star semen berry Star (5 votes)

turtle tackler Added: 9/29/2003 Noun  
a woman that enjoys giving blowjobs
Submitted by: pete 1,280 views 1.60 = turtle tackler Star turtle tackler Star (5 votes)

screwing Waste Added: 10/1/2003 Verb  
Its when you are doing a girl anal and she takes a shit when you are in the proc...
Submitted by: ms.ross 1,002 views 1.60 = screwing Waste Star screwing Waste Star (5 votes)

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Steel Garage Added: 3/21/2004 Noun  
What you find when you get a crossdresser undressed to his tighty whities.
Submitted by: RobK 906 views 1.60 = Steel Garage Star Steel Garage Star (5 votes)

Texas Flame thrower Added: 4/27/2004 Noun  
when you put your legs behind your head to try and light your own fart on fire, ...
Submitted by: reptile 2,146 views 1.40 = Texas Flame thrower Star (5 votes)

guesty Added: 6/26/2004 Noun  
When all your buddies shit in a friends toilet without flushing.
Submitted by: joe 741 views 1.60 = guesty Star guesty Star (5 votes)

tomb, a Added: 10/14/2004 Noun  
when a girl has such a giant vagina that you think someone could get lost and di...
Submitted by: thefonz 743 views 1.00 = tomb, a Star (5 votes)

Western Sizzler Added: 1/3/2005 Noun  
When you are fucking a girl doggy style and you put in a dip and spit your dip j...
Submitted by: DonkeyDick 31,300 views 1.40 = Western Sizzler Star (5 votes)

Red-Handed Pirate Added: 3/10/2005 Noun  
a dude who enjoys fingering, fucking, or eating out a girl when she's on her per...
Submitted by: apples 31,072 views 1.60 = Red-Handed Pirate Star Red-Handed Pirate Star (5 votes)

Balls and all Added: 3/31/2005 Noun  
slang for the ability to engulfe both the penis and testicles while performing o...
Submitted by: Tony Dow 31,212 views 1.60 = Balls and all Star Balls and all Star (5 votes)

stunt cock Added: 4/4/2005 Noun  
somebody that will stick it anywhere to get the job done
Submitted by: Abby and Phil 31,071 views 1.60 = stunt cock Star stunt cock Star (5 votes)

Drown the Clown Added: 4/4/2005 Noun  
A game in which a cookie that looks like a clown is placed into a jar and a grou...
Submitted by: EvilRubberPencil 31,226 views 1.60 = Drown the Clown Star Drown the Clown Star (5 votes)

corn crammer Added: 4/11/2005 Noun  
a girl who's asshole is so tight u really have to cram your cock in and it reall...
Submitted by: Tom A 31,093 views 1.60 = corn crammer Star corn crammer Star (5 votes)

Sunny Delight Added: 5/3/2005 Noun  
When a guy is doing a dirty girl in the ass (the sun) and he pisses in her ass i...
Submitted by: Hory 31,134 views 1.40 = Sunny Delight Star (5 votes)

Balloon Fucking Added: 5/31/2005 Noun  
When you fuck a guy or girl in the ass it feels like you are sticking your dick ...
Submitted by: NastyDaddy 31,397 views 1.60 = Balloon Fucking Star Balloon Fucking Star (5 votes)

Detroit Car Wash Added: 5/31/2005 Noun  
That's when you go to an automated car wash at a gas station and convince your g...
Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB 31,368 views 1.60 = Detroit Car Wash Star Detroit Car Wash Star (5 votes)

Skunk dunk Added: 10/4/2005 Noun  
When you take a turd and slam it into somebody's mouth, hopefully dunking it dow...
Submitted by: Tony 31,202 views 1.60 = Skunk dunk Star Skunk dunk Star (5 votes)

Basic Instinct Added: 11/4/2005 Noun  
when you go down on a female and her vagina is so raunchy that you vomit on it b...
Submitted by: Heath Houston 31,213 views 1.60 = Basic Instinct Star Basic Instinct Star (5 votes)

Changing Lanes Without A Signal Added: 12/20/2005 Verb  
While having sex doggystlye with someone switch and stick it in the girls butt w...
Submitted by: Matt Truxall 31,131 views 1.60 = Changing Lanes Without A Signal Star Changing Lanes Without A Signal Star (5 votes)

Hunchback of Slutty Dame's Added: 12/3/2005 Noun  
When you are sitting on a couch or chair, and a girl is kneeling on the ground i...
Submitted by: thechief 31,202 views 1.60 = Hunchback of Slutty Dame's Star Hunchback of Slutty Dame's Star (5 votes)

Chariot of Fire Added: 2/9/2006 Noun  
When you double fish-hook a girl with habanero sauce on for fingers while screwi...
Submitted by: decker 31,092 views 1.60 = Chariot of Fire Star Chariot of Fire Star (5 votes)

Clam Snot Added: 3/12/2006 Noun  
Female cum that is left on your dick after sex.
Submitted by: Trey 31,095 views 1.60 = Clam Snot Star Clam Snot Star (5 votes)

Harry Honnie Added: 7/5/2006 Noun  
When a girl has such a thick bush downstairs you cant find her clit.
Submitted by: Bacon Lord 31,247 views 1.60 = Harry Honnie Star Harry Honnie Star (5 votes)

Chowder House Added: 7/13/2006 Noun  
cumming in a sluts mouth in a steam room, and making her gargal it.
Submitted by: BustaNutz 31,021 views 1.60 = Chowder House Star Chowder House Star (5 votes)

Buds of Beauty Added: 11/11/2006 Noun  
Submitted by: Nenonian Harp Player 31,072 views 1.60 = Buds of Beauty Star Buds of Beauty Star (5 votes)

juggernut Added: 6/23/2007 Noun  
1. Landing a cum shot on her face from the missionary position.
Submitted by: mike 31,527 views 1.60 = juggernut Star juggernut Star (5 votes)

Chuff Buffer Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
A girl ho gives a great hand job.
Submitted by: Sergeant Buck 289 views 1.83 = Chuff Buffer Star Chuff Buffer Star (6 votes)

Double Dirty Finish, the Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
From the face to face jack hammer position, pull out of cum on her face, staying...
Submitted by: Ed Price 302 views 1.50 = Double Dirty Finish, the Star Double Dirty Finish, the Star (6 votes)

j.o.t. Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
jack off tissue
Submitted by: barfencheze 930 views 1.83 = j.o.t. Star j.o.t. Star (6 votes)

Bottom feeder Added: 1/25/2003 Noun  
Someone who fucks ugly chicks.
Submitted by: Melvin 2,165 views 1.50 = Bottom feeder Star Bottom feeder Star (6 votes)

crabtrap Added: 2/13/2003 Noun  
A woman guaranteed to have pubic lice and STDs.
Submitted by: gonesavage 2,199 views 1.50 = crabtrap Star crabtrap Star (6 votes)

Honey Hole Added: 3/29/2003 Noun  
1: A vagina
Submitted by: Ben Dover 2,029 views 1.50 = Honey Hole Star Honey Hole Star (6 votes)

Qweefcake Added: 4/2/2003 Noun  
Cake that is formed around the vagina after going months without showering or do...
Submitted by: HarvmasterR 3,582 views 1.83 = Qweefcake Star Qweefcake Star (6 votes)

Disco Pussy Added: 4/4/2003 Noun  
A large Pubic hair region as if it were the 1970's!
Submitted by: CW 3,123 views 1.50 = Disco Pussy Star Disco Pussy Star (6 votes)

Love Loogie Added: 4/22/2003 Noun  
When you spit on a chick's anus, to lube her up for anal play.
Submitted by: Ghost 3,240 views 1.33 = Love Loogie Star (6 votes)

Horn Dogg Added: 5/1/2003 Noun  
A male who has not had sex in a long period of time without even masturbating. T...
Submitted by: Alli 1,556 views 1.50 = Horn Dogg Star Horn Dogg Star (6 votes)

Nostril nut Added: 5/22/2003 Noun  
Cramming a penis so far back into someone's mouth that your nuts hit their nose.
Submitted by: Dave 1,467 views 1.50 = Nostril nut Star Nostril nut Star (6 votes)

meatpipe Added: 5/26/2003 Noun  
this is ones cock.
Submitted by: djk 1,522 views 1.83 = meatpipe Star meatpipe Star (6 votes)

Bung Tikki Added: 8/29/2003 Noun  
Phrased used to define an exciting emotion.
Submitted by: Jenniece 3,210 views 1.50 = Bung Tikki Star Bung Tikki Star (6 votes)

mudflap Added: 9/6/2003 Noun  
also known as your asshole
Submitted by: jason mitchell 975 views 1.50 = mudflap Star mudflap Star (6 votes)

Bum Chum Added: 9/9/2003 Noun  
Gay partner or anal sex participant.
Submitted by: Steele 1,396 views 1.50 = Bum Chum Star Bum Chum Star (6 votes)

peckersnot Added: 9/17/2003 Noun  
Submitted by: scentless 1,170 views 1.67 = peckersnot Star peckersnot Star (6 votes)

Three Hole Puncher Added: 10/7/2003 Noun  
A woman who takes it in every orifice on a regular basis just like the office to...
Submitted by: Dirk 1,571 views 1.83 = Three Hole Puncher Star Three Hole Puncher Star (6 votes)

Bulldozer Added: 10/20/2003 Noun  
When you are doing someone doggy style then quickly, without warning sweep their...
Submitted by: Juicy Joe 1,425 views 1.83 = Bulldozer Star Bulldozer Star (6 votes)

Cornhole Surprise Added: 10/28/2003 Noun  
Hang your bare ass only a few inches above a sleeping victim's face, then let a ...
Submitted by: Lyle 2,543 views 1.83 = Cornhole Surprise Star Cornhole Surprise Star (6 votes)

Cock Smooch Added: 10/29/2003 Noun  
One who kisses around the penis rather than sucking it.
Submitted by: Ribs 1,160 views 1.50 = Cock Smooch Star Cock Smooch Star (6 votes)

Mexican Lipstick Added: 1/30/2004 Noun  
Eating a girl out on her peroid.
Submitted by: Zach Eppert 2,465 views 1.83 = Mexican Lipstick Star Mexican Lipstick Star (6 votes)

Root Beer Float, The Added: 2/11/2004 Noun  
When 2 guys bang a chick, one cums in her mouth (ice cream) the other takes a bi...
Submitted by: Chiv 1,816 views 1.50 = Root Beer Float, The Star Root Beer Float, The Star (6 votes)

Teacher Butt Added: 1/18/2004 Noun  
When a girl has one of those long flat butts, no curve whatsoever. You'll remem...
Submitted by: botan 1,660 views 1.83 = Teacher Butt Star Teacher Butt Star (6 votes)

tilf Added: 1/18/2004 Noun  
teacher i'd like to fuck
Submitted by: chris 1,306 views 1.33 = tilf Star (6 votes)

guniea horn Added: 2/15/2005 Noun  
an abnormally large clit
Submitted by: tits mcgee 31,359 views 1.33 = guniea horn Star (6 votes)

slut fork Added: 6/30/2004 Noun  
a Y shaped dildo designed to please 2 orifices at once
Submitted by: tr3flar 663 views 1.33 = slut fork Star (6 votes)

Euro, The Added: 6/15/2004 Noun  
Male masturbation with the palm facing down and the thumb pointed toward your bo...
Submitted by: Diamonds 844 views 1.83 = Euro, The Star Euro, The Star (6 votes)

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