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Bum Spray Added: 4/20/2014 Adverb  
The act of a bum pooping after drinking too much alcohol resulting in liquid sto...
Submitted by: Zorro 0 views  

montana mouthwash Added: 4/20/2014 Adverb  
When you diarrhea in a chicks mouth and she gargles it
Submitted by: dano 0 views  

Bouldering Added: 4/20/2014 Adverb  
When two circumsized penis' bump into each other contiuously for male arousal. I...
Submitted by: Matt 0 views  

Mud Pump Added: 4/20/2014 Adverb  
The act of having anal sex while the receiver is deficating.
Submitted by: analastronaut 0 views  

Arabian Gas Mask Added: 4/20/2014 Adverb  
When you duct tape a girls mouth, then stretch your nuts over her nose.
Submitted by: Dirty D. 0 views  

pillow grinder Added: 4/20/2014 Adverb  
When you have sex with a girl in someone else's bed without a condom and ejacula...
Submitted by: adam feleppa 0 views  

Stinky Marshmallow Added: 4/20/2014 Adverb  
When you fart on your gfs pillow then smother her with it while punching her in ...
Submitted by: bipolar barbie 0 views  

mexican finger paint Added: 4/20/2014 Adverb  
Stick your fingers in your chicks butthole and than proceed to finger paint her ...
Submitted by: jordan gablehouse 0 views  

Cotton eyed joe Added: 4/20/2014 Adverb  
When a girl squirts her tampon in a dudes eye who was eating her on rag pussy.
Submitted by: Wally duckworth 0 views  

Quatrochi Added: 4/20/2014 Adverb  
When four homosexual men sit in a circle, spit on each other's cock, then engage...
Submitted by: Ned 0 views  

thumb throttle Added: 4/20/2014 Adverb  
When your doing a chick doggy style you put your thumb up her ass and start twis...
Submitted by: bill 0 views  

Bush Pilot Added: 4/20/2014 Adverb  
One who's expert in navigating the bush.
Submitted by: Rando 0 views  

Zacklee's Breath Added: 4/20/2014 Adverb  
When your breath smells "Zacklee" like your arse.
Submitted by: Boris Desmond 0 views  

Grizzly Dick Added: 4/20/2014 Adverb  
An ungroomed male pubic area, where hair protrudes farther than the penis.
Submitted by: Broseph 0 views  

Game Changer Added: 4/20/2014 Adverb  
A poop that changes your day for the better.
Submitted by: Rando 0 views  

Adam's apple dumpling Added: 4/20/2014 Adverb  
When your spotting someone and one releases a hot steaming protein induced shit ...
Submitted by: Slick willy 0 views  

Austin brown bus Added: 4/20/2014 Adverb  
When one is on the receiving end of a strap-on and you start shitting while you ...
Submitted by: Slick willy 0 views  

Kinder Surprise Added: 6/26/2010 Adverb  
When someone falls asleep with their mouth open, and you drop a huge crap right ...
Submitted by: Cody L 1,491 views 2.53 = Kinder Surprise Star Kinder Surprise Star Kinder Surprise Star (15 votes)

Stink Wink Added: 6/26/2010 Noun  
An asshole that puckers up like a winking eyeball.
Submitted by: Dustin Chewy 878 views 3.29 = Stink Wink Star Stink Wink Star Stink Wink Star (49 votes)

Winker-stinker Added: 6/26/2010 Noun  
The anus.
Submitted by: Joey Schwartzman 615 views 2.08 = Winker-stinker Star Winker-stinker Star (12 votes)

mexican pancake Added: 6/26/2010 Noun  
lastnight i drank so much and ate so much greasy mexican food that the sloppy du...
Submitted by: eli 2,225 views 2.60 = mexican pancake Star mexican pancake Star mexican pancake Star (10 votes)

frisco foghat Added: 6/26/2010 Noun  
much like a dutch oven but instead of farting under a cover you bomb a white cas...
Submitted by: gabe 2,550 views 2.78 = frisco foghat Star frisco foghat Star frisco foghat Star (9 votes)

Peach Mailbox Added: 6/26/2010 Noun  
The receiving end of anal sex
Submitted by: Terry 709 views 3.21 = Peach Mailbox Star Peach Mailbox Star Peach Mailbox Star (14 votes)

Love Blossom Added: 6/26/2010 Noun  
Vagina,pussy,snatch,cunt you get the picture.
Submitted by: Jason 788 views 3.30 = Love Blossom Star Love Blossom Star Love Blossom Star (10 votes)

Bbwilf Added: 6/26/2010 Noun  
Big Beautiful Woman I Like To Fuck Mixed of BBW and Milf.
Submitted by: Bergau 673 views 2.13 = Bbwilf Star Bbwilf Star (8 votes)

Mini Van Added: 6/26/2010 Noun  
Two fingers in the front and five in the rear.
Submitted by: Darrin Drake 933 views 3.12 = Mini Van Star Mini Van Star Mini Van Star (17 votes)

cunt nugget Added: 6/26/2010 Noun  
female ejaculate
Submitted by: me 662 views 2.00 = cunt nugget Star cunt nugget Star (10 votes)

stillwater ash wednesday Added: 6/26/2010 Noun  
When you're getting intimate with a nice, religious young lady, you proceed to s...
Submitted by: texas tom 1,745 views 3.00 = stillwater ash wednesday Star stillwater ash wednesday Star stillwater ash wednesday Star (13 votes)

Barrie Bagpipe Added: 6/26/2010 Noun  
A chick blowing on two bags at the same time.
Submitted by: Steve 653 views 2.40 = Barrie Bagpipe Star Barrie Bagpipe Star (10 votes)

Adams apple buster Added: 6/26/2010 Noun  
Having a girl put her head over the arm upside down with her mouth open, and her...
Submitted by: John 1,487 views 1.89 = Adams apple buster Star Adams apple buster Star (9 votes)

polka dotted marcy Added: 6/26/2010 Noun  
to slap your lovers forehead multiple times with your balls to achieve a polka d...
Submitted by: Brent Porter 1,050 views 2.00 = polka dotted marcy Star polka dotted marcy Star (11 votes)

Snow Splinter Added: 6/26/2010 Noun  
when receiving a handjob you cum on the girls hand which leaks into a paper cut ...
Submitted by: littledrew 1,097 views 2.13 = Snow Splinter Star Snow Splinter Star (8 votes)

Foreclosed Waterspout Added: 6/26/2010 Noun  
When about to cum, you grip the top of your penis in a squeezing motion causing ...
Submitted by: Wackoff Johnny 1,214 views 2.29 = Foreclosed Waterspout Star Foreclosed Waterspout Star (7 votes)

chili whip Added: 6/26/2010 Noun  
To smack someone in the face after anal sex.
Submitted by: Andy VanLanen 665 views 3.13 = chili whip Star chili whip Star chili whip Star (8 votes)

brown bag special Added: 6/26/2010 Noun  
when you take grandpa's filled colostomy bag and set it next to your sleeping bu...
Submitted by: eli 1,090 views 2.00 = brown bag special Star brown bag special Star (9 votes)

Tongue punch Added: 6/26/2010 Noun  
A male using his tongue to penetrate any orifice on a woman.
Submitted by: Josh 585 views 3.17 = Tongue punch Star Tongue punch Star Tongue punch Star (12 votes)

Chocolate Mudbutton Added: 6/26/2010 Noun  
When squirting chocolate in an African girls corn hole you then stick your finge...
Submitted by: Wackoff Johnny 1,177 views 2.00 = Chocolate Mudbutton Star Chocolate Mudbutton Star (8 votes)

Milky Sausage Nips Added: 6/26/2010 Noun  
After your done tity fucking your wife, you then bust a load so large it is all ...
Submitted by: Wackoff Johnny 1,176 views 2.27 = Milky Sausage Nips Star Milky Sausage Nips Star (11 votes)

Lubricated Snail Salad Added: 6/26/2010 Noun  
Getting a bucket of snails and lubing them up for about 20 minutes, you then let...
Submitted by: Wackoff Johnny 969 views 1.89 = Lubricated Snail Salad Star Lubricated Snail Salad Star (9 votes)

Seam Ripper Added: 6/26/2010 Noun  
When you fuck a girl so hard you give her a stage four episiotomy.
Submitted by: Tre W 620 views 2.38 = Seam Ripper Star Seam Ripper Star (8 votes)

Murky Window Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
When one puts his butt to the window of a car, and poops on it.
Submitted by: Twonunpackmule 671 views 2.11 = Murky Window Star Murky Window Star (9 votes)

Guatemalan Handshake, the Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
You pick up a latino hooker. Once inside your truck you make her hold your penis...
Submitted by: mickeyv7 1,854 views 3.25 = Guatemalan Handshake, the Star Guatemalan Handshake, the Star Guatemalan Handshake, the Star (8 votes)

Fearless Jay Hook The Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
After inserting your finger into your own anus. Curl the finger and use it to ho...
Submitted by: Carl C 1,118 views 2.71 =  Fearless Jay Hook The Star  Fearless Jay Hook The Star  Fearless Jay Hook The Star (7 votes)

Double Dooley Crab Claw, The Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
From behind, gentleman inserts crippeled hand in claw like motion into partner's...
Submitted by: Cindy 911 views 2.63 = Double Dooley Crab Claw, The Star Double Dooley Crab Claw, The Star Double Dooley Crab Claw, The Star (8 votes)

food whore Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
a girl that goes out with guys just to get a free meal and/or drinks
Submitted by: the shoe 982 views 1.30 = food whore Star (115 votes)

food pimp Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
a guy who sends his girl out with other guys in order to get free food
Submitted by: the shoe 673 views 2.00 = food pimp Star food pimp Star (9 votes)

Duncle Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
when a man impregnats his sister, the baby then has a dad and an uncle all in on...
Submitted by: austin 814 views 2.00 = Duncle Star Duncle Star (8 votes)

Civilian Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
A normal girl, non-professional / non "marine". A woman you do not have to pay ...
Submitted by: Big E. 674 views 3.00 = Civilian Star Civilian Star Civilian Star (9 votes)

smelly hawaiian Added: 5/22/2010 Adverb  
while banging your chick in the ass.dump pineapple juice over your junk. then ri...
Submitted by: grandpa kevin 1,359 views 2.91 = smelly hawaiian Star smelly hawaiian Star smelly hawaiian Star (11 votes)

alaskan pipeline the Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
pick a sidewalk or path after dark. build a turd for at least 24 hrs. or more if...
Submitted by: grandpa kevin 1,199 views 2.86 = alaskan pipeline the Star alaskan pipeline the Star alaskan pipeline the Star (7 votes)

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Walrus Yawn Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
Happens outside in subzero temp. when a naked exposed vagina opens up and steam ...
Submitted by: Dustin C 1,582 views 3.29 = Walrus Yawn Star Walrus Yawn Star Walrus Yawn Star (17 votes)

tootsie roll espresso Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
when your dog unexpectally takes a crap in your car.while grocery shopping. calm...
Submitted by: grandpa kevin 767 views 2.50 = tootsie roll espresso Star tootsie roll espresso Star tootsie roll espresso Star (6 votes)

Canada's History Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
When a man sticks his member into a woman's anus, pulls the excrement out with a...
Submitted by: Hoser 1,042 views 2.75 = Canada's History Star Canada's History Star Canada's History Star (8 votes)

toxic box Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
when a man farts inside of his partners vagina.
Submitted by: deltron 568 views 2.43 = toxic box Star toxic box Star (7 votes)

muffin tits Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
when a man/woman has tits larger than their gut and hips making them resemble a ...
Submitted by: josh george 773 views 3.00 = muffin tits Star muffin tits Star muffin tits Star (7 votes)

Goltch Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
When you are having sex with a women and you start to feel sick cum on her and u...
Submitted by: Peaches 846 views 2.71 = Goltch Star Goltch Star Goltch Star (7 votes)

Mud Mummy Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
When you drink too much and splatter your bedsheets while sleeping. you wake up...
Submitted by: Sean 801 views 2.33 = Mud Mummy Star Mud Mummy Star (6 votes)

Bayou Balls Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
This is when the testicles become hot and sweaty in your shorts.
Submitted by: Andy Johnson 586 views 3.00 = Bayou Balls Star Bayou Balls Star Bayou Balls Star (7 votes)

Louisiana Summer Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
This is when you have both Bayou Balls and Swamp Ass, which results in a a hot, ...
Submitted by: Andy Johnson 803 views 2.67 = Louisiana Summer Star Louisiana Summer Star Louisiana Summer Star (6 votes)

Mummified Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
When 50 guys are gang banging a skanky whore, they all cum at the same time cove...
Submitted by: Shelli Boettcher 737 views 3.32 = Mummified Star Mummified Star Mummified Star (31 votes)

Facebooking Added: 5/22/2010 Verb  
The act of masturbating while monitoring other's Facebook pages.
Submitted by: Big E. 999 views 3.32 = Facebooking Star Facebooking Star Facebooking Star (28 votes)

Milk Dud Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
When a woman slaps her boob on another person's forehead. (A woman's version of...
Submitted by: J Philly 734 views 3.25 = Milk Dud Star Milk Dud Star Milk Dud Star (12 votes)

Alabama Mud Puppy Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
Noun. When you pull out of a girl's ass where there is a slight poo residue left...
Submitted by: The Wyzzard 1,039 views 3.00 = Alabama Mud Puppy Star Alabama Mud Puppy Star Alabama Mud Puppy Star (7 votes)

P.A.M. Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
When you fuck a girl in her pussy ass then mouth.
Submitted by: The Poet 962 views 3.33 = P.A.M. Star P.A.M. Star P.A.M. Star (18 votes)

smell basket Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
when a girls snatch is so rank it comes with a complimentary yak sack
Submitted by: carin 566 views 1.73 = smell basket Star smell basket Star (11 votes)

Louisiana lougie Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
To spit tobacco dip in a girls eye as she gives head
Submitted by: Hustler 664 views 3.33 = Louisiana lougie  Star Louisiana lougie  Star Louisiana lougie  Star (6 votes)

Mexican mudslinger Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
To smear feces on a girl during sex
Submitted by: Hustler 678 views 2.14 = Mexican mudslinger Star Mexican mudslinger Star (7 votes)

backlog Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
the turd that ends up in your pants. when you go to fart, but shit instead. beca...
Submitted by: kevin 646 views 3.00 = backlog Star backlog Star backlog Star (7 votes)

Tijuana Breath Mint Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
When you blow a nasty fart in one of your sleeping friend's open mouth.
Submitted by: Hector 647 views 2.33 = Tijuana Breath Mint  Star Tijuana Breath Mint  Star (6 votes)

clenis Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
the condition of having a sexual organ larger than a clitoris and smaller than a...
Submitted by: yomama 1,298 views 1.33 = clenis Star (88 votes)

Jelly Bomb Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
after 2 gay guys have sex, one dude sticks a squeezable jelly container up the o...
Submitted by: Sick Nick 754 views 2.00 = Jelly Bomb Star Jelly Bomb Star (6 votes)

apple ass Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
a really high tight behind on a woman.
Submitted by: titanictiffy and cd 749 views 3.33 = apple ass Star apple ass Star apple ass Star (75 votes)

Jean-Jacc Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
The process of being manually stimulated on top of ones outer garmets.
Submitted by: Jay NiCety 951 views 3.34 = Jean-Jacc Star Jean-Jacc Star Jean-Jacc Star (111 votes)

bluntkin Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
When a drunk slut slobs on his knob while he is taking a shit, he lights one up ...
Submitted by: jordan 734 views 2.86 = bluntkin Star bluntkin Star bluntkin Star (7 votes)

Thirsty Trombone Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
When a chick is jerking you off into her mouth while another chick is tossing yo...
Submitted by: Anthony B 1,515 views 3.00 = Thirsty Trombone Star Thirsty Trombone Star Thirsty Trombone Star (7 votes)

Hot Dog Chute Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
Pussy, Vagina, Cunt
Submitted by: dirtydan 533 views 2.78 = Hot Dog Chute Star Hot Dog Chute Star Hot Dog Chute Star (9 votes)

cuntstruck Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
pussy whipped
Submitted by: titanic tiffany & cd 540 views 2.43 = cuntstruck Star cuntstruck Star (7 votes)

Dirty Airbox Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
An asshole that is not properly wiped thenfarted through
Submitted by: Anthony B. 559 views 2.00 = Dirty Airbox Star Dirty Airbox Star (6 votes)

Cock bluetooth Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
When an unsuspecting female is refusing to give you a blow job, you lovingly dra...
Submitted by: Dan 960 views 3.17 = Cock bluetooth Star Cock bluetooth Star Cock bluetooth Star (6 votes)

Dipu Stanky Wipe Down Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
Originated in Hyderabad, India. After not showering for 3 days, not wiping our a...
Submitted by: V-Train 656 views 2.86 = Dipu Stanky Wipe Down Star Dipu Stanky Wipe Down Star Dipu Stanky Wipe Down Star (7 votes)

Stairway to Blumpkin Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
Playing guitar, while getting a blow job, on the crapper.
Submitted by: Wanicola 550 views 2.33 = Stairway to Blumpkin Star Stairway to Blumpkin Star (6 votes)

Kitu Clavicular Puddle Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
Originated in Hyderabad, India, this is when you blow such a huge load in a girl...
Submitted by: V-Train 643 views 2.17 = Kitu Clavicular Puddle Star Kitu Clavicular Puddle Star (6 votes)

dirty windshield wiper Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
When a girl finds out she just was a victom of a dirty sanchez reaches down and ...
Submitted by: Razyn Kain 937 views 2.83 = dirty windshield wiper Star dirty windshield wiper Star dirty windshield wiper Star (6 votes)

notary pubic Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
When you dip your dick in feces and stamp a girl's (or guy's) forehead with it
Submitted by: Michael 577 views 3.20 = notary pubic Star notary pubic Star notary pubic Star (10 votes)

Boise Buttercup Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
When your just about ready to get off you shit in your hand, cum on it. Then yo...
Submitted by: Michael 751 views 2.43 = Boise Buttercup Star Boise Buttercup Star (7 votes)

Poop Toot Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
AKA-shart, liquid fart
Submitted by: JDal 544 views 2.50 = Poop Toot Star Poop Toot Star Poop Toot Star (6 votes)

Mickey Mouse Club Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
A variation on the mile-high club - having sex (oral, vaginal, anal) somewhere i...
Submitted by: Redhawk 869 views 2.95 = Mickey Mouse Club Star Mickey Mouse Club Star Mickey Mouse Club Star (20 votes)

Mullet Hairball Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
When a woman has a lot of hair on her pussy and a guy gets the hair stuck in his...
Submitted by: Reeser 655 views 2.17 = Mullet Hairball  Star Mullet Hairball  Star (6 votes)

Frozen Ton-Ton, The Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
While having anal sex with a woman (or a man) the penetrator pulls out only to f...
Submitted by: Gerard M 806 views 1.83 = Frozen Ton-Ton, The Star Frozen Ton-Ton, The Star (6 votes)

Angry Ewok, The Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
While having sex with a woman one's condom slides off and comes to a rest inside...
Submitted by: Gerard M 1,100 views 2.20 = Angry Ewok, The Star Angry Ewok, The Star (5 votes)

Sweep the Leg Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
A handjob given by one's partner when she (or he) is unwilling to perform oral s...
Submitted by: Gerard M 776 views 1.71 = Sweep the Leg Star Sweep the Leg Star (7 votes)

Crossing the Streams Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
When during a threesome two men simultaneously ejaculate on the third member.
Submitted by: Gerard M 561 views 3.00 = Crossing the Streams Star Crossing the Streams Star Crossing the Streams Star (7 votes)

Honolulu Hot Pocket Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
bang the chick for a while then take a big shit then stuff her cunt with shit th...
Submitted by: Snydelywhiplash 769 views 2.67 = Honolulu Hot Pocket Star Honolulu Hot Pocket Star Honolulu Hot Pocket Star (6 votes)

Piss Curtains Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
A woman with very large Inner Labia
Submitted by: Rumpled Foreskin 535 views 2.71 = Piss Curtains Star Piss Curtains Star Piss Curtains Star (7 votes)

Pearl Diving Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
When a female is using the toilet and is being eaten out at the same time.
Submitted by: Fred Creamer 628 views 2.83 = Pearl Diving Star Pearl Diving Star Pearl Diving Star (6 votes)

Bangin' on the Creek Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
When you engage in the act of outdoor sex in Kentucky.
Submitted by: Ashley 571 views 1.30 = Bangin' on the Creek Star (10 votes)

Harry kiki Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
When a guy cums and the girl licks it off of his pubic hair while blowing him.
Submitted by: Tatiana 508 views 1.43 = Harry kiki Star (7 votes)

Westminster Dog Show, The Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
When a man takes a trip to the dog park, lays down under or beside two(or more) ...
Submitted by: Brandon Treolo 739 views 1.83 = Westminster Dog Show, The Star Westminster Dog Show, The Star (6 votes)

McBlumpkin Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
Getting a blowjob while taking a dump in a fast food resturaunt.
Submitted by: Barry 588 views 3.25 = McBlumpkin Star McBlumpkin Star McBlumpkin Star (12 votes)

Vancouver maneuver Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
Sticking a popsicle up a girl's vagina, and moving it in and out like a penis.
Submitted by: John 637 views 3.30 = Vancouver maneuver Star Vancouver maneuver Star Vancouver maneuver Star (10 votes)

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