Stall Scrawls - Bathroom Wall Quotes
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| One of the last untapped (and overlooked) sources of poetry is the stuff found on the stalls of the local bathroom. Sure, we've seen the usual crap, like "Call Betsy for a good time" or "My penis is huge" but occasionally while dropping the kids off at the pool we've seen genius at work. Perhaps even you have taken the time to write something creative, share it with us. Either way, read our user submitted collection of bathroom wall quotes from around the world. |
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| At TurdWords.Com, we've given you the opportunity to gain wisdom from the scrawlings of other scatalogically inclined people, such as yourself. Check out what your fellow visitors have recorded below or feel free to submit one of your own. |
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Asian hotties - read their personal ads
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Flush twice - it's a long way to the Bursar's office.
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Submitted by: jim
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Added: 5/28/2003
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(2070 votes)
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Found At: campus computer lab bathroom
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There was a genie with an eight foot weinie
who showed it to a girl next door,
She thought it was a snake,
so she hit it with a rake,
now its only six foot four!
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Submitted by: Ryan----AK
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Added: 4/20/2004
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(1996 votes)
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Found At: a note on the floor
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Oh I wish I were a diamond
Upon my Lula's hand
Then every time she wiped her ass
I'd see the promised land.
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Submitted by: Mungo Jerry
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Added: 3/22/2003
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(1990 votes)
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Found At: Sid's Tamale House
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"F" is for fart that stirs up a breeze,
And smells even worse then Limberger cheese.
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Submitted by: Mary S.
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Added: 10/29/2004
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(1967 votes)
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Found At: Utopia
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Here I sit, I'm at a loss
trying to shit out taco sauce.
When it comes, I hope and pray,
I don't blow my ass away
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Submitted by: RJ
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Added: 11/13/2004
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(1911 votes)
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Found At: Taco Bell
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Please don't throw matches in the toilet,
the crabs can pole-vault!!
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Submitted by: Uterus Orungus
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Added: 11/12/2004
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(1755 votes)
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Found At: Public Restroom at a gas station in Georgia
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Flush twice....it's a long way to the cafeteria.
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Submitted by: HeyJoe
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Added: 2/3/2003
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(2698 votes)
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Found At: University of Wisconsin men's room.
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My name is Pancho
I live on a rancho
I make five peso a day
Your seester, Aluci
she gave me some pussy
and took my five peso away!
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Submitted by: B Brewer
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Added: 11/22/2004
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(2032 votes)
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Found At: shithouse wall
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I once knew a guy from Bel Air
Who was doing his gal on the stair
the bannister broke
so he doubled his stroke
and finished her off in mid-air
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Submitted by: Bob Pigment
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Added: 10/29/2003
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(2428 votes)
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Found At: Melody's
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this is a teepee
for going peepee
not a wigwam
for beating your tomtom
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Submitted by: cicatriz
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Added: 8/14/2003
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(2301 votes)
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Found At: cocopah bingo
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Here I sit in perfect bliss,
listenin to the sound of piss,
now and then a fart is heard,
mingled with a DROPPING TURD!!!
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Submitted by: Sharkie
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Added: 9/4/2003
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(2160 votes)
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Found At: grandma told me when i was young
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Please dont throw your cigarette butts in the toliet, it makes them wet and soggy and hard to light.
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Submitted by: Darin F
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Added: 6/20/2003
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(1986 votes)
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Found At: bathroom wall at bar
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Are You Getting All You Can Out of Sex?
Take this short quiz and find out.
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here i sit broken hearted
paid a dime and only farted
next time, i'll take a chance
save a dime and shit my pants
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Submitted by: darin
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Added: 2/6/2003
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(2612 votes)
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Found At: toliet in store with paid stalls
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anyone can piss on the seat, be a hero and shit on the ceiling.
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Submitted by: bobby
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Added: 4/6/2003
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(2256 votes)
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Found At: backstrech
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Big or small,
Thick or thin,
Vaseline will get it in,
In the night there came a scream:
"Who put the sand in the vaseline???"
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Submitted by: Genny
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Added: 9/19/2003
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(2249 votes)
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Found At: Pickering High School
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Why fart and waste it,
When you can burp and taste it?
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Submitted by: kimbykat
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Added: 10/29/2004
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(2193 votes)
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Found At: Uranus
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(Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine)
"Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."
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Submitted by: RJ
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Added: 11/13/2004
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(2117 votes)
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Found At: Alumni Club - Chicago
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Hickory dickory dock,
The mouse ran up the clock,
The mouse ran down,
It's ass was brown,
And so was the Cuckoo's Cock!
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Submitted by: DMBFCK
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Added: 5/8/2003
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(2413 votes)
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Found At: Work
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There once was an old hermit named Dave.
Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
She was missing a tit and smelled like shit,
But look at the money he saved.
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Submitted by: Dantid
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Added: 3/24/2004
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(2657 votes)
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Found At: First Round Tavern, Albany,OR
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Standing in eternal bliss...
Listening to the rippling piss...
Now and then a splash is heard...
Of some far off falling turd...
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Submitted by: Beard
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Added: 3/11/2003
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(2175 votes)
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Found At: College dorm shitter
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Some come here to sit and think
Others come here to shit and stink
But I come here to scratch my balls
And read the bullshit on the walls
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Submitted by: pleed
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Added: 2/5/2003
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(2083 votes)
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Found At: Public Toilet in Australia
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Heres to the stork who brings the good babies....
heres to the crow that brings the bad babies....
and heres to the swallow that brings no babies at all.
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Submitted by: Justin
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Added: 3/10/2004
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(2385 votes)
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Found At: Bar Toast, Pub 13
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Inside these 4 walls of protection,
beware the gay limbo champion,
for he will enter your stall,
from right under the wall!
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Submitted by: CANDIRU2005
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Added: 4/6/2003
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(2681 votes)
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Found At: University of Calgary stall
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There i sat,
upon my bum,
my face so red,
my ass so numb.
So there i was,
broken hearted,
i pushed so hard,
but only farted.
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Submitted by: Sweet-T
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Added: 9/19/2003
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(2516 votes)
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Found At: Made it up a few minutes ago on the crapper
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If you sprinkle while you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie
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Submitted by: Sheila
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Added: 2/1/2003
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(2217 votes)
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Found At: Workplace Crapper
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