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Stall Scrawls - Bathroom Wall Quotes    
One of the last untapped (and overlooked) sources of poetry is the stuff found on the stalls of the local bathroom. Sure, we've seen the usual crap, like "Call Betsy for a good time" or "My penis is huge" but occasionally while dropping the kids off at the pool we've seen genius at work. Perhaps even you have taken the time to write something creative, share it with us. Either way, read our user submitted collection of bathroom wall quotes from around the world. TurdWords.com Stall Scrawl
At TurdWords.Com, we've given you the opportunity to gain wisdom from the scrawlings of other scatalogically inclined people, such as yourself. Check out what your fellow visitors have recorded below or feel free to submit one of your own.

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Oh I wish I were a diamond
Upon my Lula's hand
Then every time she wiped her ass
I'd see the promised land.
Submitted by: Mungo Jerry Added: 3/22/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (2964 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: Sid's Tamale House

"F" is for fart that stirs up a breeze,
And smells even worse then Limberger cheese.
Submitted by: Mary S. Added: 10/29/2004 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (2855 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: Utopia

Here I sit, I'm at a loss
trying to shit out taco sauce.
When it comes, I hope and pray,
I don't blow my ass away
Submitted by: RJ Added: 11/13/2004 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (2782 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: Taco Bell

Please don't throw matches in the toilet,
the crabs can pole-vault!!
Submitted by: Uterus Orungus Added: 11/12/2004 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (2651 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: Public Restroom at a gas station in Georgia

My name is Pancho
I live on a rancho
I make five peso a day

Your seester, Aluci
she gave me some pussy
and took my five peso away!

Submitted by: B Brewer Added: 11/22/2004 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (2936 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: shithouse wall

I once knew a guy from Bel Air

Who was doing his gal on the stair

the bannister broke

so he doubled his stroke

and finished her off in mid-air

Submitted by: Bob Pigment Added: 10/29/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (3339 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: Melody's

Here I sit in perfect bliss,
listenin to the sound of piss,
now and then a fart is heard,
mingled with a DROPPING TURD!!!
Submitted by: Sharkie Added: 9/4/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (3056 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: grandma told me when i was young

Please dont throw your cigarette butts in the toliet, it makes them wet and soggy and hard to light.
Submitted by: Darin F Added: 6/20/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (2903 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: bathroom wall at bar

here i sit broken hearted
paid a dime and only farted
next time, i'll take a chance save a dime and shit my pants
Submitted by: darin Added: 2/6/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (3539 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: toliet in store with paid stalls

anyone can piss on the seat, be a hero and shit on the ceiling.
Submitted by: bobby Added: 4/6/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (3198 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: backstrech

Big or small,
Thick or thin,
Vaseline will get it in,
In the night there came a scream:
"Who put the sand in the vaseline???"
Submitted by: Genny Added: 9/19/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (3189 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: Pickering High School

Why fart and waste it,
When you can burp and taste it?
Submitted by: kimbykat Added: 10/29/2004 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (3082 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: Uranus

Do you like Big Boobs? These hefty's are looking for you.

(Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine)
"Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."
Submitted by: RJ Added: 11/13/2004 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (3037 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: Alumni Club - Chicago

Flush twice....it's a long way to the cafeteria.
Submitted by: HeyJoe Added: 2/3/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (3622 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: University of Wisconsin men's room.

2 pornos- $40
tube of ky jelly- $5
roll of toilet paper- 99 cent
Knowing you didn't get anyone pregnant, PRICELESS
for some things sex can't solve there's masturbation!!!!!
Submitted by: jeremy Added: 10/5/2004 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (1361 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: made up

There once was a girl named Dot
Who liked to eat pig shit and snot
When she couldn't get these things
She ate the green cheese
That she scraped from the walls of her twat
Submitted by: Mr Stain Added: 11/3/2004 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (1355 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: Somewhere in Seattle

Hickory dickory dock,
The mouse ran up the clock,
The mouse ran down,
It's ass was brown,
And so was the Cuckoo's Cock!
Submitted by: DMBFCK Added: 5/8/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (3384 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: Work

When all the shithouse poets die
They'll find erected in the sky
In honor of their sterling wit
A monument of solid shit
Submitted by: Harry Burman Added: 12/31/2004 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (1245 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: Baltimore GLAAD men's room

Standing in eternal bliss...
Listening to the rippling piss...
Now and then a splash is heard...
Of some far off falling turd...
Submitted by: Beard Added: 3/11/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (3074 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: College dorm shitter

Heres to the stork who brings the good babies....
heres to the crow that brings the bad babies....
and heres to the swallow that brings no babies at all.
Submitted by: Justin Added: 3/10/2004 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (3372 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: Bar Toast, Pub 13

Flush twice - it's a long way to the Bursar's office.
Submitted by: jim Added: 5/28/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (3280 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: campus computer lab bathroom

There was a genie with an eight foot weinie
who showed it to a girl next door,
She thought it was a snake,
so she hit it with a rake,
now its only six foot four!
Submitted by: Ryan----AK Added: 4/20/2004 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (3214 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: a note on the floor

There once was an old hermit named Dave.
Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
She was missing a tit and smelled like shit,
But look at the money he saved.
Submitted by: Dantid Added: 3/24/2004 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (3578 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: First Round Tavern, Albany,OR

this is a teepee
for going peepee
not a wigwam
for beating your tomtom
Submitted by: cicatriz Added: 8/14/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (3255 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: cocopah bingo

If you sprinkle while you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie

Submitted by: Sheila Added: 2/1/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (2809 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: Workplace Crapper

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