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Stall Scrawls - Bathroom Wall Quotes    
One of the last untapped (and overlooked) sources of poetry is the stuff found on the stalls of the local bathroom. Sure, we've seen the usual crap, like "Call Betsy for a good time" or "My penis is huge" but occasionally while dropping the kids off at the pool we've seen genius at work. Perhaps even you have taken the time to write something creative, share it with us. Either way, read our user submitted collection of bathroom wall quotes from around the world. TurdWords.com Stall Scrawl
At TurdWords.Com, we've given you the opportunity to gain wisdom from the scrawlings of other scatalogically inclined people, such as yourself. Check out what your fellow visitors have recorded below or feel free to submit one of your own.

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Asian hotties - read their personal ads

Flush twice - it's a long way to the Bursar's office.
Submitted by: jim Added: 5/28/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (2070 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: campus computer lab bathroom

There was a genie with an eight foot weinie
who showed it to a girl next door,
She thought it was a snake,
so she hit it with a rake,
now its only six foot four!
Submitted by: Ryan----AK Added: 4/20/2004 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (1996 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: a note on the floor

Oh I wish I were a diamond
Upon my Lula's hand
Then every time she wiped her ass
I'd see the promised land.
Submitted by: Mungo Jerry Added: 3/22/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (1990 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: Sid's Tamale House

"F" is for fart that stirs up a breeze,
And smells even worse then Limberger cheese.
Submitted by: Mary S. Added: 10/29/2004 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (1967 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: Utopia

Here I sit, I'm at a loss
trying to shit out taco sauce.
When it comes, I hope and pray,
I don't blow my ass away
Submitted by: RJ Added: 11/13/2004 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (1911 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: Taco Bell

Please don't throw matches in the toilet,
the crabs can pole-vault!!
Submitted by: Uterus Orungus Added: 11/12/2004 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (1755 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: Public Restroom at a gas station in Georgia

Flush twice....it's a long way to the cafeteria.
Submitted by: HeyJoe Added: 2/3/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (2698 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: University of Wisconsin men's room.

My name is Pancho
I live on a rancho
I make five peso a day

Your seester, Aluci
she gave me some pussy
and took my five peso away!

Submitted by: B Brewer Added: 11/22/2004 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (2032 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: shithouse wall

I once knew a guy from Bel Air

Who was doing his gal on the stair

the bannister broke

so he doubled his stroke

and finished her off in mid-air

Submitted by: Bob Pigment Added: 10/29/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (2428 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: Melody's

this is a teepee
for going peepee
not a wigwam
for beating your tomtom
Submitted by: cicatriz Added: 8/14/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (2301 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: cocopah bingo

Here I sit in perfect bliss,
listenin to the sound of piss,
now and then a fart is heard,
mingled with a DROPPING TURD!!!
Submitted by: Sharkie Added: 9/4/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (2160 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: grandma told me when i was young

Please dont throw your cigarette butts in the toliet, it makes them wet and soggy and hard to light.
Submitted by: Darin F Added: 6/20/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (1986 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: bathroom wall at bar

Are You Getting All You Can Out of Sex?
Take this short quiz and find out.

here i sit broken hearted
paid a dime and only farted
next time, i'll take a chance save a dime and shit my pants
Submitted by: darin Added: 2/6/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (2612 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: toliet in store with paid stalls

anyone can piss on the seat, be a hero and shit on the ceiling.
Submitted by: bobby Added: 4/6/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (2256 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: backstrech

Big or small,
Thick or thin,
Vaseline will get it in,
In the night there came a scream:
"Who put the sand in the vaseline???"
Submitted by: Genny Added: 9/19/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (2249 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: Pickering High School

Why fart and waste it,
When you can burp and taste it?
Submitted by: kimbykat Added: 10/29/2004 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (2193 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: Uranus

(Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine)
"Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."
Submitted by: RJ Added: 11/13/2004 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (2117 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: Alumni Club - Chicago

Hickory dickory dock,
The mouse ran up the clock,
The mouse ran down,
It's ass was brown,
And so was the Cuckoo's Cock!
Submitted by: DMBFCK Added: 5/8/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (2413 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: Work

There once was an old hermit named Dave.
Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
She was missing a tit and smelled like shit,
But look at the money he saved.
Submitted by: Dantid Added: 3/24/2004 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (2657 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: First Round Tavern, Albany,OR

Standing in eternal bliss...
Listening to the rippling piss...
Now and then a splash is heard...
Of some far off falling turd...
Submitted by: Beard Added: 3/11/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (2175 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: College dorm shitter

Some come here to sit and think
Others come here to shit and stink
But I come here to scratch my balls
And read the bullshit on the walls
Submitted by: pleed Added: 2/5/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (2083 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: Public Toilet in Australia

Heres to the stork who brings the good babies....
heres to the crow that brings the bad babies....
and heres to the swallow that brings no babies at all.
Submitted by: Justin Added: 3/10/2004 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (2385 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: Bar Toast, Pub 13

Inside these 4 walls of protection,
beware the gay limbo champion,
for he will enter your stall,
from right under the wall!
Submitted by: CANDIRU2005 Added: 4/6/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (2681 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: University of Calgary stall

There i sat,
upon my bum,
my face so red,
my ass so numb.
So there i was,
broken hearted,
i pushed so hard,
but only farted.
Submitted by: Sweet-T Added: 9/19/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (2516 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: Made it up a few minutes ago on the crapper

If you sprinkle while you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie

Submitted by: Sheila Added: 2/1/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (2217 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: Workplace Crapper

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