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wad gobbler Added: 5/12/2005 Noun  
a chick who wants your cum in her mouth so bad she nearly inhales your cock, mak...
Submitted by: colonel angus 36,992 views 1.42 = wad gobbler Star (19 votes)

wad goblin Added: 4/1/2003 Noun  
a young girl that is completely absorbed with continually ingesting sperm
Submitted by: afrotiki 8,378 views 2.36 = wad goblin Star wad goblin Star (11 votes)

Waffle Stomp Added: 10/30/2008 Noun  
When you accidentally take a shit in the shower and you have to stomp it through...
Submitted by: cheese! 5,276 views 2.95 = Waffle Stomp Star Waffle Stomp Star Waffle Stomp Star (20 votes)

Wagon Wheel Added: 5/3/2005 Noun  
Submitted by: The Shoe 36,250 views 2.38 = Wagon Wheel Star Wagon Wheel Star (13 votes)

Wake Up Call Added: 4/19/2003 Noun  
When a guy blows all over his partners face who's sleeping and wakes him/her up.
Submitted by: Ben 9,309 views 3.10 = Wake Up Call Star Wake Up Call Star Wake Up Call Star (10 votes)

Waking Junior Added: 11/25/2005 Noun  
When you are fucking a pregnant woman and your dick pokes her unborn baby in the...
Submitted by: Ben Dover 36,409 views 3.31 = Waking Junior Star Waking Junior Star Waking Junior Star (13 votes)

walk of shame Added: 11/22/2004 Noun  
when you're doing a chick from behind and you shoot your load up her back forcin...
Submitted by: swiss 7,132 views 1.75 = walk of shame Star walk of shame Star (20 votes)

Walk-Away Added: 5/3/2004 Noun  
An epic firm turd that needs no wipe afterward. The Holy Grail of dumps.
Submitted by: BillC 6,366 views 2.17 = Walk-Away Star Walk-Away Star (18 votes)

Wall Banger Added: 5/7/2006 Noun  
When you rent a whore for the night and she has a ponytail. You hang her from a...
Submitted by: Joe P 36,894 views 3.33 = Wall Banger Star Wall Banger Star Wall Banger Star (36 votes)

wall pounder Added: 5/19/2004 Noun  
When you take a shit and it hurts so much you can't stop pounding the wall
Submitted by: Tim 6,872 views 2.50 = wall pounder Star wall pounder Star wall pounder Star (14 votes)

Walnut Shell Added: 4/21/2003 Noun  
A male's ball bag, when cold. It actually looks like a half walnut shell.
Submitted by: jizzer 8,228 views 1.75 = Walnut Shell Star Walnut Shell Star (12 votes)

Walrus Yawn Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
Happens outside in subzero temp. when a naked exposed vagina opens up and steam ...
Submitted by: Dustin Chewy 5,856 views 3.50 = Walrus Yawn Star Walrus Yawn Star Walrus Yawn Star Walrus Yawn Star (24 votes)

Walrus, The Added: 1/22/2005 Noun  
When your dick has many folds of skin so it looks like a walrus.
Submitted by: MHersh / M Dogg 36,052 views 2.50 = Walrus, The Star Walrus, The Star Walrus, The Star (4 votes)

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wan kin Added: 6/6/2003 Noun  
The ancient chinese art of masturbating.
Submitted by: Sammy 6,593 views 1.60 = wan kin Star wan kin Star (10 votes)

Wang Added: 4/16/2003 Noun  
Penis. Done in respect to Penny-Arcade.
Submitted by: Terd Fergisun 7,843 views 2.07 = Wang Star Wang Star (14 votes)

Wank Badger Added: 9/24/2003 Noun  
An insulting term, along the lines of "twat" or "cock"
Submitted by: Woody 7,706 views 1.95 = Wank Badger Star Wank Badger Star (19 votes)

Wank Bank Added: 9/17/2003 Noun  
part of the brain used to store sexy memories for later use.
Submitted by: Unguided.com 6,793 views 1.23 = Wank Bank Star (30 votes)

Wank spanners Added: 4/8/2006 Noun  
Huge hands/tools used mainly for bringing oneself off
Submitted by: Jaforce23 35,853 views 2.80 = Wank spanners Star Wank spanners Star Wank spanners Star (20 votes)

Wankathon Added: 7/16/2003 Noun  
When a group of men watch a pornographic movie whether it be gay or straight, an...
Submitted by: Daniel Madge 10,349 views 1.69 = Wankathon Star Wankathon Star (65 votes)

Wanker Added: 1/19/2003 Noun  
Definition 1: A detestible person Definition 2: Someone who jacks off a lot
Submitted by: Jack Frost 9,292 views 2.40 = Wanker Star Wanker Star (15 votes)

Wankhorage Added: 5/31/2005 Noun  
masturbating in sub-zero temperature for warmth or fun.
Submitted by: Ben B. 36,077 views 1.53 = Wankhorage Star Wankhorage Star (34 votes)

wanking chariot Added: 5/12/2003 Noun  
Single bed, particularly common in student bedsits
Submitted by: big sinky 6,945 views 2.85 = wanking chariot Star wanking chariot Star wanking chariot Star (26 votes)

Wanking Monk Added: 4/4/2005 Verb  
Someone who seems innocent but has something dirty to hide
Submitted by: Rudolph Monkfish 35,922 views 1.55 = Wanking Monk Star Wanking Monk Star (11 votes)

wankshaft Added: 1/16/2003 Noun  
alternative for wanker
Submitted by: Bradley 7,736 views 2.86 = wankshaft Star wankshaft Star wankshaft Star (14 votes)

Wannie wet one Added: 2/5/2003 Noun  
When your piss dribbles onto your pants and leaves a big wet spot
Submitted by: Ken 8,866 views 2.42 = Wannie wet one Star Wannie wet one Star (12 votes)

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