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M.F.C.S. Added: 3/27/2007 Noun  
Multiple Facial Cock Slaps
Submitted by: Bryan 32,924 views 1.69 = M.F.C.S. Star M.F.C.S. Star (13 votes)

M.I.L.E. Added: 2/23/2006 Noun  
Mom I'd like to eat
Submitted by: Scott Hillman 32,893 views 2.50 = M.I.L.E. Star M.I.L.E. Star M.I.L.E. Star (14 votes)

M.J. , The Added: 3/4/2009 Noun  
The M.J. is where you are concentrating so hard on not blowing your load, not re...
Submitted by: Dirk yager 1,676 views 1.77 = M.J. , The Star M.J. , The Star (13 votes)

M.M.F. (Mental Masturbation File) Added: 8/4/2004 Noun  
When you see a smokin' hot babe you save her in your Mental Masturbation File an...
Submitted by: Davidius 3,883 views 1.56 = M.M.F. (Mental Masturbation File) Star M.M.F. (Mental Masturbation File) Star (16 votes)

M.P.D. (Mechanical Pencil Dump) Added: 8/11/2007 Noun  
A fecal episode in which every toilet paper wipe seems like the first wipe. Ofte...
Submitted by: snake pliskin 32,959 views 2.55 = M.P.D. (Mechanical Pencil Dump) Star M.P.D. (Mechanical Pencil Dump) Star M.P.D. (Mechanical Pencil Dump) Star (11 votes)

M.T.E. Added: 11/25/2005 Noun  
1. Abbr., "Miserable Toilet Experience". Best used in mixed company, or at a co...
Submitted by: Plow man 32,925 views 2.15 = M.T.E. Star M.T.E. Star (13 votes)

Macbeth Added: 1/31/2007 Noun  
When trying to take a shit, if nothing comes out but gas, you have instead taken...
Submitted by: prolet 33,857 views 2.13 = Macbeth Star Macbeth Star (8 votes)

Mach Fourteen Added: 11/27/2006 Noun  
The speed at which you and your wive cover up when your child walks in while you...
Submitted by: Beaver Brothers 33,090 views 2.06 = Mach Fourteen Star Mach Fourteen Star (17 votes)

macho nacho Added: 3/23/2003 Noun  
Eating out a girl after puttin nacho cheese on it.
Submitted by: Dusty Midkiff 6,198 views 2.50 = macho nacho Star macho nacho Star macho nacho Star (8 votes)

Mad Dog Added: 3/4/2004 Noun  
When your friend is passed out you go up to them with a wet hot dog and rub it o...
Submitted by: WENIS 4,985 views 2.00 = Mad Dog Star Mad Dog Star (9 votes)

Mad Hampster Disease Added: 5/24/2003 Noun  
Disease where you constantly have the need to stuff hampsters up your asshole.
Submitted by: Jason Peluchette 5,129 views 2.67 = Mad Hampster Disease Star Mad Hampster Disease Star Mad Hampster Disease Star (9 votes)

Mad Poo Dash,The Added: 7/5/2006 Noun  
When you get to your destination after a long road trip and as soon your feet hi...
Submitted by: Bacon Lord 32,932 views 2.88 = Mad Poo Dash,The Star Mad Poo Dash,The Star Mad Poo Dash,The Star (8 votes)

Mad Rooter Added: 6/13/2003 Noun  
a male always looking for sex and not always getting it
Submitted by: Smitty 4,300 views 3.10 = Mad Rooter Star Mad Rooter Star Mad Rooter Star (10 votes)

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Mad Shitter, The Added: 10/9/2004 Noun  
A term or title ususlly given to oneself or an acquaintance, applied when said i...
Submitted by: Stu Pidasso 3,323 views 3.27 = Mad Shitter, The Star Mad Shitter, The Star Mad Shitter, The Star (11 votes)

Mad Spider Added: 3/31/2005 Noun  
Slang term for a womens virgin ass hole
Submitted by: Kevin Kowalski 32,904 views 2.60 = Mad Spider Star Mad Spider Star Mad Spider Star (15 votes)

Madagascar Mustard Gas Added: 1/31/2005 Noun  
The farts created from a night of drinking after visiting an all-you-can-eat sea...
Submitted by: Randell Presley 33,054 views 2.80 = Madagascar Mustard Gas Star Madagascar Mustard Gas Star Madagascar Mustard Gas Star (10 votes)

Mafush Added: 7/28/2006 Noun  
Acronym - MAssive FUcking SHit
Submitted by: Commode Poet 32,774 views 2.80 = Mafush Star Mafush Star Mafush Star (10 votes)

Magic Carpet Added: 11/22/2004 Noun  
1. When a previously disposed of piece of toilet paper has not been flushed and...
Submitted by: Kerry 3,818 views 2.00 = Magic Carpet Star Magic Carpet Star (9 votes)

Magic Dressing Added: 2/26/2009 Noun  
you pump relish, mustard and ketchup into a girls asshole, and put a sausage rig...
Submitted by: Marta 1,483 views 2.80 = Magic Dressing Star Magic Dressing Star Magic Dressing Star (10 votes)

Magic Marker Added: 9/23/2005 Noun  
When a highly pigmented turd draws dark lines around the toilet on its way down ...
Submitted by: Tippy 32,834 views 2.36 = Magic Marker Star Magic Marker Star (11 votes)

Magic oral creampie Added: 8/4/2005 Noun  
In a porno, when the girl spits "cum" out even though it never went near her mou...
Submitted by: Kain Thornn 33,397 views 1.38 = Magic oral creampie Star (16 votes)

Magic Trick Added: 7/31/2004 Noun  
While doing it doggie style pull out and spit on your lady's back, when she turn...
Submitted by: Pyro 3,931 views 2.00 = Magic Trick Star Magic Trick Star (21 votes)

Magical Mangina Added: 2/3/2003 Noun  
The penis of a man who thinks he has it all when it comes to sex and believes al...
Submitted by: Desiree 6,658 views 2.25 = Magical Mangina Star Magical Mangina Star (12 votes)

magician, the Added: 12/15/2006 Noun  
when a guy is having sex with a girl from behind and she is facing a window, the...
Submitted by: dom lafurno 33,218 views 1.60 = magician, the Star magician, the Star (10 votes)

Magilla Added: 12/3/2005 Noun  
An completely unshaven pubic region. Based on the 60's cartoon character Magill...
Submitted by: Peter Griffin 33,189 views 3.10 = Magilla Star Magilla Star Magilla Star (10 votes)

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