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Turdword: Smiling Porpoise, The Smiling Porpoise, The   Noun

Smiling Porpoise, The Definition Definition 1: The "smile" an attractive female exhibits when she climbs out of the swimming pool, not realizing the crotch of her swimsuit has worked it's way between her lips and rubbed her clit so much that everything is visible.
Smiling Porpoise, The Example Usage Usage Example: My new neighbor spent all afternoon at the pool but was puzzled that guys kept giving her thumbs-up signs every time she dove off the 3-meter diving board, climbed out and walked back to the board. Finally, she overheard one saying she had the finest smiling porpoise he had ever seen. She didn't know what that meant but it sounded like a compliment, so she now goes to the pool daily.

Submitted by EJCummer on 9/3/2006 View the comments about Smiling Porpoise, The 4 comments 3.37 = Smiling Porpoise, The Star Smiling Porpoise, The Star Smiling Porpoise, The Star (125 votes)

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