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Bouldering Added: 4/20/2014 Adverb  
When two circumsized penis' bump into each other contiuously for male arousal. I...
Submitted by: Matt 4,271 views 2.25 = Bouldering Star Bouldering Star (4 votes)

Grizzly Dick Added: 4/20/2014 Adverb  
An ungroomed male pubic area, where hair protrudes farther than the penis.
Submitted by: Broseph 3,764 views 2.67 = Grizzly Dick Star Grizzly Dick Star Grizzly Dick Star (3 votes)

Adams apple buster Added: 6/26/2010 Noun  
Having a girl put her head over the arm upside down with her mouth open, and her...
Submitted by: John 5,579 views 1.80 = Adams apple buster Star Adams apple buster Star (10 votes)

Foreclosed Waterspout Added: 6/26/2010 Noun  
When about to cum, you grip the top of your penis in a squeezing motion causing ...
Submitted by: Wackoff Johnny 4,989 views 2.29 = Foreclosed Waterspout Star Foreclosed Waterspout Star (7 votes)

Guatemalan Handshake, the Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
You pick up a latino hooker. Once inside your truck you make her hold your penis...
Submitted by: mickeyv7 6,436 views 3.11 = Guatemalan Handshake, the Star Guatemalan Handshake, the Star Guatemalan Handshake, the Star (9 votes)

Double Dooley Crab Claw, The Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
From behind, gentleman inserts crippeled hand in claw like motion into partner's...
Submitted by: Cindy 4,869 views 2.67 = Double Dooley Crab Claw, The Star Double Dooley Crab Claw, The Star Double Dooley Crab Claw, The Star (9 votes)

clenis Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
the condition of having a sexual organ larger than a clitoris and smaller than a...
Submitted by: yomama 4,750 views 1.33 = clenis Star (89 votes)

Dipu Stanky Wipe Down Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
Originated in Hyderabad, India. After not showering for 3 days, not wiping our a...
Submitted by: V-Train 4,590 views 2.86 = Dipu Stanky Wipe Down Star Dipu Stanky Wipe Down Star Dipu Stanky Wipe Down Star (7 votes)

Frozen Ton-Ton, The Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
While having anal sex with a woman (or a man) the penetrator pulls out only to f...
Submitted by: Gerard M 4,299 views 2.14 = Frozen Ton-Ton, The Star Frozen Ton-Ton, The Star (7 votes)

Vancouver maneuver Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
Sticking a popsicle up a girl's vagina, and moving it in and out like a penis.
Submitted by: John 3,994 views 3.30 = Vancouver maneuver Star Vancouver maneuver Star Vancouver maneuver Star (10 votes)

Ken Doll Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
A stupid Penis trick. You stretch your ball sack over your package so you sport...
Submitted by: Rumped Foreskin 4,418 views 2.57 = Ken Doll Star Ken Doll Star Ken Doll Star (7 votes)

Pittsburgh Polack Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
When the cock slips into the ass when the old tank is full. i.e. - A precopulat...
Submitted by: Oletoker 2,945 views 2.67 = Pittsburgh Polack Star Pittsburgh Polack Star Pittsburgh Polack Star (6 votes)

peach seed Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
pushing your penis in, to where the skin looks exactly like that of a peach seed
Submitted by: don muncy 2,212 views 2.25 = peach seed Star peach seed Star (4 votes)

Belgium Dip Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
When one's penis dips into the the toilet water.
Submitted by: Mase 1,779 views 2.67 = Belgium Dip Star Belgium Dip Star Belgium Dip Star (3 votes)

Providence porker Added: 12/15/2009 Adverb  
When a girl makes you a bacon egg and cheese on an everything bagel then cuts ou...
Submitted by: Josh newburn 1,713 views 2.67 = Providence porker Star Providence porker Star Providence porker Star (3 votes)

Dutch Train Wreck Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
During anal sex, when the males penis crashes into a turd and creates a train wr...
Submitted by: Alex Mitchell 1,933 views 2.67 = Dutch Train Wreck Star Dutch Train Wreck Star Dutch Train Wreck Star (3 votes)

Fancy Fillipino Fireball Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
Insert one or two, never three, Fireball cinnamon candies into anus of "lover." ...
Submitted by: shanebizzle 2,976 views 3.00 = Fancy Fillipino Fireball Star Fancy Fillipino Fireball Star Fancy Fillipino Fireball Star (3 votes)

European Shoulder Pipe Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
The act of inserting one's penis into someone's armpit. Generally, the "ESP" is ...
Submitted by: Damian 2,146 views 2.75 = European Shoulder Pipe Star European Shoulder Pipe Star European Shoulder Pipe Star (4 votes)

dick spit Added: 8/12/2009 Noun  
Jizz that prematurely drips out of a penis before a guy orgasms.
Submitted by: Jet 1,744 views  

love wand Added: 8/12/2009 Noun  
penis, dick ect
Submitted by: jubbingissocool 1,946 views 3.00 = love wand Star love wand Star love wand Star (1 vote)

Homothrombosis Added: 8/12/2009 Noun  
The formation or presence of a blood clot in a blood vessel of a gay man. The v...
Submitted by: Craig Williams 2,236 views  

Roll Back Roto Rooter Added: 8/12/2009 Noun  
A small plunger type suction tool used to clean those "hard to reach places" on ...
Submitted by: Joey Zsa Zsa 2,029 views  

Penis Falls Added: 8/9/2009 Noun  
Similar to the Beaver Dam. When you are banging a chic while you had to hold you...
Submitted by: Ahmad- 2,301 views 3.00 = Penis Falls Star Penis Falls Star Penis Falls Star (1 vote)

Crimple Added: 8/9/2009 Noun  
Smalls bumps left on penis/vagine from crab bites.
Submitted by: IkGrubb 1,830 views 2.00 = Crimple Star Crimple Star (1 vote)

atomic pancake Added: 8/9/2009 Noun  
when a guy takes a dump on another mans penis and eats it
Submitted by: Josh 2,200 views 2.00 = atomic pancake Star atomic pancake Star (1 vote)

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crimson crowbar Added: 8/9/2009 Noun  
A phrase used to describle a penis with a slight bend in it.
Submitted by: benziefaeglesga 1,978 views 3.00 = crimson crowbar Star crimson crowbar Star crimson crowbar Star (1 vote)

brown ostrich Added: 8/9/2009 Noun  
When you can put your penis in your own ass.
Submitted by: Razyn Kain 2,116 views 2.88 = brown ostrich Star brown ostrich Star brown ostrich Star (8 votes)

Crossing Swords Added: 8/9/2009 Noun  
The unfortunate act of clashing penises while indulging in some grouped sexual e...
Submitted by: benziefaeglesga 2,668 views 2.00 = Crossing Swords Star Crossing Swords Star (1 vote)

Sneaky Snake, The Added: 8/9/2009 Noun  
When your friend tries to put his penis in your butt (or mouth) while you are sl...
Submitted by: white stallion 2,194 views 4.00 = Sneaky Snake, The Star Sneaky Snake, The Star Sneaky Snake, The Star Sneaky Snake, The Star (1 vote)

Pittsburgh Pullover Added: 8/9/2009 Noun  
When a circumcised guy and an un-circumcised guy put their dicks together and pu...
Submitted by: Patrick 2,124 views  

soggy snorkel Added: 4/14/2009 Noun  
a limp penis
Submitted by: EE 1,704 views  

Manaconda Added: 4/14/2009 Adjective  
A huge penis, the size of a legendary large tropical serpent.
Submitted by: Big E. 2,769 views 2.00 = Manaconda Star Manaconda Star (7 votes)

dead josh Added: 4/14/2009 Noun  
When you are haveing sex with a half erect penis.
Submitted by: robert 2,761 views 2.50 = dead josh Star dead josh Star dead josh Star (2 votes)

Rusty Iron Shortsword Added: 4/14/2009 Noun  
Upon delivering the Hot Carl, the giver follows up the dumping on the face with ...
Submitted by: justin 2,500 views 3.00 = Rusty Iron Shortsword Star Rusty Iron Shortsword Star Rusty Iron Shortsword Star (3 votes)

Elephant trunking Added: 3/4/2009 Noun  
When homosexual men wrap their unerect penises together.
Submitted by: James 2,799 views 2.50 = Elephant trunking Star Elephant trunking Star Elephant trunking Star (12 votes)

Grimples Added: 3/4/2009 Noun  
Injecting heroin into the tip of one's erect penis
Submitted by: Joe Jaeckels 1,713 views 1.00 = Grimples Star (1 vote)

dirty burgular Added: 3/4/2009 Noun  
After anal sex with a female, you wipe your penis off on her window curtains, gr...
Submitted by: skinpony 1,678 views 2.50 = dirty burgular Star dirty burgular Star dirty burgular Star (2 votes)

Red Serpent, The Added: 2/26/2009 Noun  
noun; When you paint your penis red, and wiggle it around like the well known m...
Submitted by: sven 1,830 views 2.80 = Red Serpent, The Star Red Serpent, The Star Red Serpent, The Star (5 votes)

German Army Helmet Added: 2/26/2009 Noun  
A circumcized penis
Submitted by: Evan Gould 1,989 views 3.40 = German Army Helmet Star German Army Helmet Star German Army Helmet Star (15 votes)

Texan Shitrod Added: 2/26/2009 Noun  
The female defecates on the males genitalia and the male inserts his penis in th...
Submitted by: Darren P 1,818 views 1.00 = Texan Shitrod Star (1 vote)

Covered Wagon Train, The Added: 2/26/2009 Noun  
When a gay group of frat guys get together and form a train by one gay frat guy ...
Submitted by: Ben 2,146 views  

Ass Zorro Added: 2/26/2009 Noun  
During anal sex you remove your penis and draw a "Z" in poo on the ass you're ba...
Submitted by: Local 174 2,027 views 1.00 = Ass Zorro Star (3 votes)

Chillicothe Toboggan Added: 2/26/2009 Noun  
when cum into the excess skin on your penis and stick it to the head of your pen...
Submitted by: Clint 1,740 views 1.00 = Chillicothe Toboggan Star (1 vote)

Strawberries dipped in chocolate Added: 11/4/2007 Noun  
When a girl is on her period and you cover your penis in her period blood and th...
Submitted by: KRR 32,798 views 1.80 = Strawberries dipped in chocolate Star Strawberries dipped in chocolate Star (15 votes)

Persian 300 Added: 11/4/2007 Noun  
when a Persian guy is about to bang a non Persian girl and right after he shows ...
Submitted by: Dr Dee 33,260 views 2.36 = Persian 300 Star Persian 300 Star (11 votes)

guenis Added: 10/27/2007 Noun  
Pronounced "guinness". The male version of the Gunt. When the upper portion of...
Submitted by: gbags 33,238 views 2.29 = guenis Star guenis Star (7 votes)

Eight Inches of Throbbing Pink Jesus Added: 10/27/2007 Noun  
A well-endowed man's penis
Submitted by: JayG 34,135 views 3.00 = Eight Inches of Throbbing Pink Jesus Star Eight Inches of Throbbing Pink Jesus Star Eight Inches of Throbbing Pink Jesus Star (15 votes)

quiver bone Added: 8/11/2007 Noun  
An Erected; Penis, Dick, Cock, Schlong,
Submitted by: David 34,249 views 1.90 = quiver bone Star quiver bone Star (10 votes)

mortar strike Added: 8/11/2007 Noun  
upon exiting the vagina while doing doggy style you quickly place the penis at t...
Submitted by: jimmy dean 34,539 views 2.03 = mortar strike Star mortar strike Star (58 votes)

Froad Added: 8/11/2007 Noun  
When a man's pubic hair is longer than that of his penis.
Submitted by: Anthony Chunk M. 32,988 views 1.90 = Froad Star Froad Star (10 votes)

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