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Roman war helmet Added: 1/27/2003 Noun Click to listen to Roman war helmet
Sex position where the shaft of the penis is draped down the bridge of the nose ...
Submitted by: F.P. Toad 45,505 views 1.37 = Roman war helmet Star (19 votes)

cincinnati bow tie Added: 2/25/2006 Noun  
A sex act wherein a male sits upon a woman's face so that his asshole is planted...
Submitted by: Brent B 37,597 views 2.41 = cincinnati bow tie Star cincinnati bow tie Star (17 votes)

Cambodian Creamsicle Added: 2/25/2006 Noun  
First you jack off, then you spread the semen from the masturbation all over you...
Submitted by: Chris Moore 37,494 views 3.30 = Cambodian Creamsicle Star Cambodian Creamsicle Star Cambodian Creamsicle Star (10 votes)

East Brooklyn Lovin' Added: 6/23/2007 Noun  
While doing a girl in the butthole you replace your penis with a gun and shoot a...
Submitted by: Rob 36,603 views 1.90 = East Brooklyn Lovin' Star East Brooklyn Lovin' Star (10 votes)

Fadoink Added: 10/23/2005 Noun  
When you smack a girl in the face with your erect penis.
Submitted by: Chad 36,580 views 3.00 = Fadoink Star Fadoink Star Fadoink Star (10 votes)

nacho hat Added: 8/17/2005 Noun  
1. The act of deficating and uirnating on somebodys head, followed by scooping t...
Submitted by: DDD 36,322 views 2.86 = nacho hat Star nacho hat Star nacho hat Star (21 votes)

Cabbage Dick Added: 9/8/2005 Noun  
When the head of the penis is so large that the stalk can not support it.
Submitted by: Kenneth Kibler 36,290 views 2.19 = Cabbage Dick Star Cabbage Dick Star (37 votes)

achy candle Added: 5/31/2005 Noun  
penis after a long night of beating off
Submitted by: huh 36,229 views 3.00 = achy candle Star achy candle Star achy candle Star (12 votes)

Land Fishing Added: 9/8/2005 Noun  
Same concept of fishing but your lure is the cock, you cast out by dragging the ...
Submitted by: Anthony Reid 36,047 views 2.50 = Land Fishing Star Land Fishing Star Land Fishing Star (4 votes)

Hairway to heaven Added: 3/18/2005 Noun  
the tantalizing line of hair between the belly button and penis
Submitted by: Shmoopy 36,016 views 1.83 = Hairway to heaven Star Hairway to heaven Star (18 votes)

Zipper Monster Added: 12/15/2006 Noun  
Slang term for a penis.
Submitted by: Mike Beaver 35,982 views 2.57 = Zipper Monster Star Zipper Monster Star Zipper Monster Star (23 votes)

Vagina Buttmouth Added: 2/24/2005 Noun  
1. When you stick your penis in her vagina, butt, then mouth. 2. When you eat h...
Submitted by: Tyler, Shane, and Evan 35,954 views 2.67 = Vagina Buttmouth Star Vagina Buttmouth Star Vagina Buttmouth Star (9 votes)

Nasal sex Added: 1/9/2005 Noun  
When a girl has nostrils so big that you can stick your penis into one of them.
Submitted by: jay and john 35,896 views 1.64 = Nasal sex Star Nasal sex Star (14 votes)

Garbage Man Dick Added: 4/18/2006 Noun  
When your pubic hair is longer than your penis.
Submitted by: Jay M 35,710 views 3.18 = Garbage Man Dick Star Garbage Man Dick Star Garbage Man Dick Star (11 votes)

beef tower Added: 1/31/2005 Noun  
slang for penis
Submitted by: wil 35,557 views 1.70 = beef tower Star beef tower Star (30 votes)

Rattlesnake Wiggle Added: 7/12/2006 Verb  
a) shaking your penis after using the urinal b) the spasms a penis may make aft...
Submitted by: Eddie 35,313 views 2.36 = Rattlesnake Wiggle Star Rattlesnake Wiggle Star (11 votes)

Marathon wrist Added: 1/17/2005 Noun  
When you jack off 26 times or more in one day (12 times would be a half marathon...
Submitted by: Tater Salad 35,208 views 3.67 = Marathon wrist Star Marathon wrist Star Marathon wrist Star Marathon wrist Star (18 votes)

Cincinnati Bowtie Added: 3/1/2007 Noun  
Sit on a girls face, put your balls and penis on her neck creating a bowtie.
Submitted by: That Guy 34,971 views 2.94 = Cincinnati Bowtie Star Cincinnati Bowtie Star Cincinnati Bowtie Star (17 votes)

junk juice Added: 1/3/2005 Noun  
Cum, sperm, juice from one's penis.
Submitted by: bulgarianknuckleduster 34,594 views 2.50 = junk juice Star junk juice Star junk juice Star (2 votes)

mortar strike Added: 8/11/2007 Noun  
upon exiting the vagina while doing doggy style you quickly place the penis at t...
Submitted by: jimmy dean 34,539 views 2.03 = mortar strike Star mortar strike Star (58 votes)

tummy sticks Added: 1/31/2007 Noun  
Tummy sticks is the situation, commonly referred to as a game, in which two erec...
Submitted by: Anthony 34,457 views 3.14 = tummy sticks Star tummy sticks Star tummy sticks Star (7 votes)

beef bayonette Added: 6/16/2005 Noun  
penis
Submitted by: annie o'd 34,372 views 2.50 = beef bayonette Star beef bayonette Star beef bayonette Star (4 votes)

cram jam Added: 12/20/2005 Noun  
when you jam your penis in a chicks mouth really far.
Submitted by: buzz 34,361 views 1.00 = cram jam Star (5 votes)

Lappy Added: 1/31/2005 Noun  
When you have hair on the head of your penis
Submitted by: Falgy 34,271 views 2.09 = Lappy Star Lappy Star (11 votes)

quiver bone Added: 8/11/2007 Noun  
An Erected; Penis, Dick, Cock, Schlong,
Submitted by: David 34,249 views 1.90 = quiver bone Star quiver bone Star (10 votes)

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Oklahoma Mud Pie Added: 2/9/2006 Noun  
The act of covering ones penis in honey dipping it in pop rocks and ass fucking ...
Submitted by: AQI 34,218 views 3.35 = Oklahoma Mud Pie Star Oklahoma Mud Pie Star Oklahoma Mud Pie Star (17 votes)

Chili Dog Added: 1/17/2003 Noun Click to listen to Chili Dog
Rubbing the penis between the breasts after one has defacated there.
Submitted by: BigRog 34,169 views 3.35 = Chili Dog Star Chili Dog Star Chili Dog Star (205 votes)

Eight Inches of Throbbing Pink Jesus Added: 10/27/2007 Noun  
A well-endowed man's penis
Submitted by: JayG 34,135 views 3.00 = Eight Inches of Throbbing Pink Jesus Star Eight Inches of Throbbing Pink Jesus Star Eight Inches of Throbbing Pink Jesus Star (15 votes)

Pajowah Added: 10/23/2005 Noun  
When you smack a girl in the face with your limp penis.
Submitted by: Chad 34,095 views 3.10 = Pajowah Star Pajowah Star Pajowah Star (10 votes)

Laughing Elephant Added: 1/12/2005 Verb  
When you flex your penis (or start laughing) while you have an erection. It shou...
Submitted by: Tater Salade 34,066 views 2.00 = Laughing Elephant Star Laughing Elephant Star (6 votes)

Lemonade Stand, The Added: 4/18/2006 Noun  
The sexual equivalent of a keg stand except substitute the keg-tap nozzle for a ...
Submitted by: Mr. VanChocStraw 34,048 views 1.57 = Lemonade Stand, The Star Lemonade Stand, The Star (7 votes)

Love Balloon Added: 3/31/2005 Noun  
another word for penis.
Submitted by: Mike Beaver 34,017 views 1.33 = Love Balloon Star (21 votes)

Taliban Tophat, The Added: 9/23/2005 Noun  
while fucking an arab man in the ass, you take off his turban and shit in it and...
Submitted by: Brent 34,016 views 1.92 = Taliban Tophat, The Star Taliban Tophat, The Star (13 votes)

Panamanian Peel Added: 12/20/2005 Noun  
After you jerk off you clean your penis with toilet tissue. You go to take a pis...
Submitted by: Tom 33,911 views 3.74 = Panamanian Peel Star Panamanian Peel Star Panamanian Peel Star Panamanian Peel Star (47 votes)

Princeton Belly Rub Added: 5/12/2005 Noun  
Two gay men rub their penises on each other's bellies until the point of climax.
Submitted by: Stever 33,907 views 1.60 = Princeton Belly Rub Star Princeton Belly Rub Star (5 votes)

twat-sickle Added: 10/19/2006 Noun  
a penis
Submitted by: Lianne 33,866 views 4.00 = twat-sickle Star twat-sickle Star twat-sickle Star twat-sickle Star (2 votes)

Leather Cock Added: 4/8/2006 Noun  
A condition of the penis from way too much masterbation.
Submitted by: Cho Khan Mi Dong 33,830 views 1.20 = Leather Cock Star (15 votes)

Betty Boop, The Added: 11/4/2005 Noun  
when a female is simultaneously FaDunked by two men, where one mans penis slaps ...
Submitted by: Butt Gerbil 33,822 views 3.34 = Betty Boop, The Star Betty Boop, The Star Betty Boop, The Star (35 votes)

Cushioned Cock Sock, The Added: 1/29/2007 Noun  
the act of taking the penis, placing it into a sock, or better yet a plastic san...
Submitted by: SPOOT 33,799 views 2.00 = Cushioned Cock Sock, The Star Cushioned Cock Sock, The Star (9 votes)

Creature From the Poo Lagoon, The Added: 1/12/2005 Noun  
Any object that has entered a toilet or asshole and emerged to wreak havoc on an...
Submitted by: Fishfingers 33,782 views 1.19 = Creature From the Poo Lagoon, The Star (31 votes)

Panamanian Peel, The Added: 12/28/2005 Noun  
The act of peeling off hardened pieces of tissue, used for self clean up, after ...
Submitted by: Bradley C 33,781 views 2.00 = Panamanian Peel, The Star Panamanian Peel, The Star (2 votes)

Crap Hammer Added: 6/1/2006 Noun  
A homosexual mans penis.
Submitted by: crazyj 33,739 views 1.71 = Crap Hammer Star Crap Hammer Star (21 votes)

warped wood Added: 8/4/2005 Noun  
a man's penis that is curved to a side
Submitted by: steve 33,717 views 2.00 = warped wood Star warped wood Star (3 votes)

Gay Jims paintbrush Added: 12/20/2005 Noun  
When having anal sex with another man the "pitcher", nearing climax, removes his...
Submitted by: Haji Baba 33,681 views 2.83 = Gay Jims paintbrush Star Gay Jims paintbrush Star Gay Jims paintbrush Star (23 votes)

Mississippi Motor Oil Added: 12/16/2006 Noun  
This is the mixture of semen and feces that sometimes leaks out of an anus that ...
Submitted by: Zach Treolo 33,648 views 1.37 = Mississippi Motor Oil Star (65 votes)

One Shot Cold Clock Added: 10/23/2005 Noun  
A fabled maneuver to begin penetration of a girl with one move almost instantane...
Submitted by: Chad 33,595 views 2.40 = One Shot Cold Clock Star One Shot Cold Clock Star (60 votes)

blind meat Added: 2/25/2006 Noun  
Uncircumcised penis with skin so tight it can't be pulled back.
Submitted by: Phil 33,574 views 3.26 = blind meat Star blind meat Star blind meat Star (97 votes)

Fuzzy Popsicle Added: 6/23/2007 Noun  
Take your penis and sprinkle your shaved pubic hairs all over it and give it to ...
Submitted by: Joe Campolongo 33,554 views 2.00 = Fuzzy Popsicle Star Fuzzy Popsicle Star (9 votes)

airlock Added: 10/4/2005 Noun  
to have three different men put their penises in each of a woman's three holes a...
Submitted by: DH/JG 33,546 views 3.28 = airlock Star airlock Star airlock Star (18 votes)

hymen hammer Added: 3/12/2006 Noun  
What a mans penis becomes when deflowering his gal.
Submitted by: crazyj 33,512 views 3.00 = hymen hammer Star hymen hammer Star hymen hammer Star (3 votes)

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