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Cumvalve Added: 11/24/2002 Noun Click to listen to Cumvalve
(noun)Potentially a reference to the inner workings of a penis, a flap use to co...
Submitted by: 4,131 views 2.80 = Cumvalve Star Cumvalve Star Cumvalve Star (10 votes)

Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger Added: 11/24/2002 Noun Click to listen to Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger
Another name for a guy's penis.
Submitted by: 4,602 views 2.50 = Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger Star Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger Star Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger Star (8 votes)

choad Added: 11/27/2002 Noun Click to listen to choad
penis.
Submitted by: 8,657 views 2.13 = choad Star choad Star (24 votes)

kakenballs Added: 11/27/2002 Noun Click to listen to kakenballs
penis & testies
Submitted by: 8,168 views 3.25 = kakenballs Star kakenballs Star kakenballs Star (12 votes)

manroot Added: 11/27/2002 Noun Click to listen to manroot
an alternative word for penis
Submitted by: 4,681 views 2.62 = manroot Star manroot Star manroot Star (26 votes)

pee pee pipe Added: 11/27/2002 Noun Click to listen to pee pee pipe
small intestine/penis
Submitted by: 3,629 views 3.50 = pee pee pipe Star pee pee pipe Star pee pee pipe Star pee pee pipe Star (2 votes)

ziggernut Added: 11/27/2002 Noun Click to listen to ziggernut
when a air passes through the penis to make a high-frequency squeekt fart-like n...
Submitted by: 10,536 views 2.50 = ziggernut Star ziggernut Star ziggernut Star (16 votes)

Shit Whistle Added: 3/4/2003 Noun  
When you give a girl anal, then she puts her mouth around just the head of your ...
Submitted by: ACS 4,958 views 2.42 = Shit Whistle Star Shit Whistle Star (45 votes)

beef bat Added: 1/15/2006 Noun  
penis
Submitted by: Adam 33,229 views 1.00 = beef bat Star (1 vote)

Mushroom Tip Added: 10/29/2004 Noun  
The head of a man's penis.
Submitted by: Adam Sanchez 2,658 views 2.50 = Mushroom Tip Star Mushroom Tip Star Mushroom Tip Star (2 votes)

Rawshenk Redemption Added: 11/7/2004 Noun  
When you go to hate fuck a bitch and she wants you to use a rubber, you pull it ...
Submitted by: Adam Sanchez 3,077 views 1.38 = Rawshenk Redemption Star (16 votes)

Meat Pipe Added: 11/9/2004 Noun  
A well hung man with a penis longer then 9 inches.
Submitted by: Adam Sanchez 2,579 views 1.86 = Meat Pipe Star Meat Pipe Star (21 votes)

lil' dinger Added: 7/5/2003 Noun  
a man with a penis the size of a child's (But when erected it is normal size)
Submitted by: aden 3,198 views 3.10 = lil' dinger Star lil' dinger Star lil' dinger Star (10 votes)

Penis Falls Added: 8/9/2009 Noun  
Similar to the Beaver Dam. When you are banging a chic while you had to hold you...
Submitted by: Ahmad- 2,301 views 3.00 = Penis Falls Star Penis Falls Star Penis Falls Star (1 vote)

oral toker Added: 1/30/2003 Noun  
A gay person or chick who has blown many penises.
Submitted by: Aldo Lopez 7,386 views 1.30 = oral toker Star (10 votes)

splak blasting Added: 4/3/2003 Verb  
The art of removing splak (see definition) from the toilet bowl, by aiming your ...
Submitted by: Alex Ferguson 3,243 views 1.60 = splak blasting Star splak blasting Star (10 votes)

Italian Pickle Added: 6/10/2004 Noun  
You shave off your pubes, the longer the better, glue them to the head of your b...
Submitted by: Alex H 2,991 views 2.80 = Italian Pickle Star Italian Pickle Star Italian Pickle Star (10 votes)

Dutch Train Wreck Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
During anal sex, when the males penis crashes into a turd and creates a train wr...
Submitted by: Alex Mitchell 1,933 views 2.67 = Dutch Train Wreck Star Dutch Train Wreck Star Dutch Train Wreck Star (3 votes)

rim sludge Added: 6/13/2003 Noun  
Shit seeping around penis while ass fucking.
Submitted by: Alexanderoux 3,462 views 2.29 = rim sludge Star rim sludge Star (7 votes)

Pubic Squatter Added: 8/16/2003 Noun  
In cowgirl position who only mashes her pussy down on your penis and doesn't rid...
Submitted by: Alexanderoux 3,726 views 1.35 = Pubic Squatter Star (43 votes)

Ring-around-the-collar Added: 9/24/2003 Noun  
Brusing that ususally occurs after your penis survives your girlfreind's sudden ...
Submitted by: Alexanderoux 3,440 views 2.00 = Ring-around-the-collar Star Ring-around-the-collar Star (2 votes)

Bollock Gravy Added: 11/25/2005 Noun  
The gooey substance that is ejected from your penis when it has been sexually st...
Submitted by: Ali Conley 33,033 views 3.25 = Bollock Gravy Star Bollock Gravy Star Bollock Gravy Star (4 votes)

Popcorn Pleaser Added: 2/9/2006 Noun  
While at a movie theatre with your girl cut a whole in the bottom of your popcor...
Submitted by: Alonzo Lloyd Fransico 33,040 views 2.32 = Popcorn Pleaser Star Popcorn Pleaser Star (25 votes)

Hamster Garage Added: 10/5/2004 Noun  
Ass, buttocks, dumpers. Where gay men like to put their penises!
Submitted by: Ammar 2,699 views  

penis Burn Added: 2/3/2003 Noun  
when a girl wanks a guy and pulls the foreskin back too far
Submitted by: Amy Cafferty 5,104 views 1.19 = penis Burn Star (31 votes)

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Chicken Cutlet Added: 2/6/2003 Noun  
To bang on the beach, and while your banging pull the penis out stick it in the ...
Submitted by: Andrew 5,350 views 1.00 = Chicken Cutlet Star (2 votes)

Pisscock Added: 8/15/2003 Noun  
The state of ones penis, after they have urinated on themselves frequently after...
Submitted by: Andy 3,444 views 1.00 = Pisscock Star (2 votes)

Mexican Candle Added: 2/9/2006 Noun  
When a girl places a wick in a guys penis and then pours hot wax on his balls. T...
Submitted by: Andy Johnson 33,495 views 3.18 = Mexican Candle Star Mexican Candle Star Mexican Candle Star (11 votes)

Covered Wagon Added: 5/28/2004 Noun  
Uncircumsized penis.
Submitted by: Angryteamster 2,871 views 2.88 = Covered Wagon Star Covered Wagon Star Covered Wagon Star (8 votes)

Unicorn Added: 5/28/2004 Noun  
one kernal of corn left on the head of your penis after having anal sex with you...
Submitted by: angryteamster 3,901 views 2.13 = Unicorn Star Unicorn Star (8 votes)

beef bayonette Added: 6/16/2005 Noun  
penis
Submitted by: annie o'd 34,372 views 2.50 = beef bayonette Star beef bayonette Star beef bayonette Star (4 votes)

Penisaurus Rex Added: 5/13/2004 Noun  
A total blowhard jerk-of guy. A rabid asshole. The kind of guy that stuts around...
Submitted by: Anon 3,311 views 1.00 = Penisaurus Rex Star (1 vote)

hodge Added: 1/21/2004 Verb  
to beat another person about the face with one's penis.
Submitted by: anthony 3,145 views 2.50 = hodge Star hodge Star hodge Star (4 votes)

Horatio Hornblower, The Added: 3/26/2004 Noun  
1.One who partakes in the act of licking penis head. 2.One who tries to bend him...
Submitted by: Anthony 3,354 views 3.00 = Horatio Hornblower, The Star Horatio Hornblower, The Star Horatio Hornblower, The Star (3 votes)

tummy sticks Added: 1/31/2007 Noun  
Tummy sticks is the situation, commonly referred to as a game, in which two erec...
Submitted by: Anthony 34,457 views 3.14 = tummy sticks Star tummy sticks Star tummy sticks Star (7 votes)

Froad Added: 8/11/2007 Noun  
When a man's pubic hair is longer than that of his penis.
Submitted by: Anthony Chunk M. 32,988 views 1.90 = Froad Star Froad Star (10 votes)

Land Fishing Added: 9/8/2005 Noun  
Same concept of fishing but your lure is the cock, you cast out by dragging the ...
Submitted by: Anthony Reid 36,047 views 2.50 = Land Fishing Star Land Fishing Star Land Fishing Star (4 votes)

Oklahoma Mud Pie Added: 2/9/2006 Noun  
The act of covering ones penis in honey dipping it in pop rocks and ass fucking ...
Submitted by: AQI 34,218 views 3.35 = Oklahoma Mud Pie Star Oklahoma Mud Pie Star Oklahoma Mud Pie Star (17 votes)

Brooklyn Baby Popper Added: 3/9/2006 Noun  
The act of being penetrated by a large penis or dildo in late term pregnancy in ...
Submitted by: AQI 33,380 views 2.05 = Brooklyn Baby Popper Star Brooklyn Baby Popper Star (57 votes)

Numbing The Starfish Added: 1/15/2006 Noun  
Verb The act of using cocaine to numb a partners asshole before insertion. This...
Submitted by: AQI 33,172 views 2.00 = Numbing The Starfish Star Numbing The Starfish Star (3 votes)

popeye Added: 10/29/2004 Noun  
a circumsized penis with a hernia
Submitted by: asafehaven 2,240 views 2.25 = popeye Star popeye Star (12 votes)

White Gold Added: 11/7/2004 Noun  
a foot long penis that has never been exposed to the sun
Submitted by: asafehaven 2,774 views 1.38 = White Gold Star (13 votes)

purple Popper Added: 3/31/2003 Noun  
when your penis is cumming, and you block off your peehole, popping the whole da...
Submitted by: Ashur 4,887 views 1.00 = purple Popper Star (2 votes)

Bloody Tube Sock Added: 10/20/2004 Noun  
1) When one is engaging in sodomy with another that involves thrusting one's own...
Submitted by: Ashy Larry 3,346 views 2.23 = Bloody Tube Sock Star Bloody Tube Sock Star (39 votes)

Old Faithful Added: 10/20/2004 Noun  
1) When one hasn't got off for a long period of time he stimulates himself and r...
Submitted by: Ashy Larry 3,489 views 3.00 = Old Faithful Star Old Faithful Star Old Faithful Star (3 votes)

Peni-puff Added: 4/16/2003 Noun  
1) a male queef. 2) the passage of wind through the penis which causes an inflat...
Submitted by: atieKa 4,130 views 4.00 = Peni-puff Star Peni-puff Star Peni-puff Star Peni-puff Star (2 votes)

Mississippi Stretcher Added: 10/31/2003 Noun  
A technique used to lengthen the penis after a sporting event or coming in from ...
Submitted by: a-townsfinest 2,614 views 2.50 = Mississippi Stretcher Star Mississippi Stretcher Star Mississippi Stretcher Star (2 votes)

Pulled Pork Added: 9/20/2004 Noun  
A tired, flaccid penis; generally observed following a series of intense, rapid-...
Submitted by: Bachman 2,391 views 2.93 = Pulled Pork Star Pulled Pork Star Pulled Pork Star (14 votes)

Duck Butter Added: 4/25/2003 Noun  
The yellowish sticky substance that you discover has formed behind the head of y...
Submitted by: Bad Smell 8,661 views 2.09 = Duck Butter Star Duck Butter Star (11 votes)

Half Pipe Added: 6/6/2003 Noun  
A penis which is curved so much, it could be used as a ramp.
Submitted by: badmilk 4,473 views 2.06 = Half Pipe Star Half Pipe Star (17 votes)

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