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By Oldtimer
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Comment posted: 1/2/2014
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Hey ColinC, you are damn right! I see that asshat "name" has fucked up another good Turdword with his moronic comments.
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By colinc
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Comment posted: 2/29/2008
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Not enough fun here. The site has changed for the worse.
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By Unknown
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Comment posted: 1/3/2007
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Anyone seen Lyle around? I think its been a year or more. Same with ColinC. Guess he grew up and moved on.
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By Unknown
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from usa
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Comment posted: 11/6/2006
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Joan probably got fucked so hard, long and deep during her period, that her maxipad got pounded halfway through her cervex! When she didn't have any flow the next 2 months, she rushed to her gynecologist, who always makes time for her. After getting her undressed and positioned in the stirrups, he used his largest speculum to get to the root of her problem. He probed her until she was fully aroused, then said "I think I found your problem Ms. Divoky and you'll be glad to know you're not pregnant!" He took his longest forceps and pulled and pulled on the fabric bulb at the furthest end of her vag. As it finally let loose, he was blasted in the face with three months worth of her menstrual juices! Joan was so embarrassed, that she offered to wash his smock, invited him to dinner at her place, and said she would "do anything" to make up for the mess. He smiled and just said "Ok Ms. Divoky, I'll take you up on your offer and I'll be over at 7pm Saturday night, but you should know that I have kinky fantasies!" "That's ok I guess" Joan blushed.
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By Ron
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Comment posted: 8/27/2006
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GREAT word, Lyle! I like the 'Joan' usage but she's probably keeps her fish tank clean.
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By Daisy's father
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Comment posted: 1/25/2006
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Who cares WWJD! WWJDD?
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By Unknown
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Comment posted: 1/24/2006
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Republican
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By Unknown
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Comment posted: 1/23/2006
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Fag
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By wino
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Comment posted: 1/16/2006
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daisy, good use of words, very appropriate
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By Daisy
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from ice rink scar bingo!
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Comment posted: 1/13/2006
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This is so gross that I'm about to puck my supper. You need to checked into a box. WWJD?
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By harry johnson
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Comment posted: 1/13/2006
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absolutely disgusting! I love it 4 stars!
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By Ching Chow Chang
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Comment posted: 1/11/2006
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baseball impossible game. no man can walk with four balls.
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By Mario LePieuw
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Comment posted: 1/11/2006
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HAHAHA! That pad probably got pushed so far up her pussy while she was celebrating with the hockey team after a triple-overtime win over their arch rival "Redwings", she forgot all about the MaxiPad!
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By Gargamel
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Comment posted: 1/7/2006
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I don't get it.... not funny.
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By Ms. Lyle
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from stinky pond
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Comment posted: 1/6/2006
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Chinatown? Lyle does suck salmon heads.
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By Unknown
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Comment posted: 1/6/2006
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But he sure knows how to cut off someone's nose. How exactly do you go about that anyway?
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Live webcam's in your area
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By Unknown
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Comment posted: 1/6/2006
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Lyle also doesn't know how to spell incinerate. He's a very odd duck.
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By Unknown
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Comment posted: 1/6/2006
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"cut your nose off"? jesus, dude, that's horrible!
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By vibert narocmahis
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Comment posted: 1/6/2006
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funny stuff
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By Pat Robertson
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from Bond's dyslexic crib
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Comment posted: 1/5/2006
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Lyle and his partner are gay caballeros. They both need a noose.
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By Lyle's boyfriend
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from usa
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Comment posted: 1/5/2006
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I just saw Brokeback Mountain for the eleventh time and now my dick is lame. Help!
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By Unknown
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from usa
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Comment posted: 1/5/2006
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I think most of us can tell the phoney "Lyle" from the real lyle just from the lame comments.
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By The Real Lyle
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Comment posted: 1/5/2006
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I'm a dickhead. I love dickheads.
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By The REAL Lyle
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Comment posted: 1/5/2006
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This one came to me when a friend at work was talking about putting his son into hockey. He said "I'll have to go get some pads". That statement is usually something I hear from my wife, so the rest is history. And to whoever keeps pretending to be me and forging my name, I know I am amazing and all and you are probably in love with me, but remember this: If I ever decide to find you I will cut your nose off, incenerate your crotch with a tiger torch and dump you in the mississippi, so fuck off.
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 1/4/2006
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Anybody want to come back to my pad for some good cock smokin'?
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By noni mous
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from pay stall ##
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Comment posted: 1/4/2006
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Good one Lyle! If it's a pad, there're "no strings attached!"
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By Unknown
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Comment posted: 1/3/2006
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DITTO! Hey Lyle, I wonder how many here get the "3 periods" connection?
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By Unknown
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from pa
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Comment posted: 1/3/2006
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Great concept & Joan example Lyle! 4-stars
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By Buster
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from Woodward Ave.
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Comment posted: 1/3/2006
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Lyle, you can now earn your Detroit Red Wings.
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By danno
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Comment posted: 1/3/2006
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great play on words... and damn disgusting too!!
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By Unknown
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Comment posted: 1/2/2006
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Excellent concept Lyle (like the "Joan" usage)! No doubt that maxi-pad was pushed so far up her hockey net while scoring a hat-trick, that it became a Hockey Pad. 4 Stars!
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