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Hockey Pad
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By The REAL Lyle
Comment posted: 1/5/2006
This one came to me when a friend at work was talking about putting his son into hockey. He said "I'll have to go get some pads". That statement is usually something I hear from my wife, so the rest is history. And to whoever keeps pretending to be me and forging my name, I know I am amazing and all and you are probably in love with me, but remember this: If I ever decide to find you I will cut your nose off, incenerate your crotch with a tiger torch and dump you in the mississippi, so fuck off.
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