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By Unknown Comment posted: 11/6/2006
Joan probably got fucked so hard, long and deep during her period, that her maxipad got pounded halfway through her cervex! When she didn't have any flow the next 2 months, she rushed to her gynecologist, who always makes time for her. After getting her undressed and positioned in the stirrups, he used his largest speculum to get to the root of her problem. He probed her until she was fully aroused, then said "I think I found your problem Ms. Divoky and you'll be glad to know you're not pregnant!" He took his longest forceps and pulled and pulled on the fabric bulb at the furthest end of her vag. As it finally let loose, he was blasted in the face with three months worth of her menstrual juices! Joan was so embarrassed, that she offered to wash his smock, invited him to dinner at her place, and said she would "do anything" to make up for the mess. He smiled and just said "Ok Ms. Divoky, I'll take you up on your offer and I'll be over at 7pm Saturday night, but you should know that I have kinky fantasies!" "That's ok I guess" Joan blushed.

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