 Turd Worm |
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 Definition 1: This is an amusing party trck specifically for people who have done it all before or are simply wishing to impress their girlfriend's parents. Take a fresh hot one into a glass or vase ( makes no difference) and remove your penis from it's packaging. Take a spoon or butter-knife and begin shovelling the warm poo into your urethra. When you can't fit anymore poo into your urine-tube, give it a squeeze from base to tip. This will produce a nice long worm-like-entity onto the coffee table. Depending on the consistency of your poo, it might just end up hurting quite alot and slopping on the floor. If not done properly, this trick can be very embarrassing and will result in the possible loss of friends and respect. Done properly you will reign supreme as the overlord and new Turd Worm King! |
 Usage Example: I thought Gary was a total loser. I saw him at Gruffy's party last night and he produced the most impressive turd worm I've ever seen. It was a perfect replica of his urethra. Now we're getting married in Spring. |
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Submitted by King of Love
on 12/3/2005
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