Definition 1: Someone who goes to public toilets and shits in the cistern; the turd remains and no-one can work out where the smell is coming from.
Usage Example: All hail to the cistern terrorist who targeted the McEnemies of God and healthy, cancer-free bowels/atherosclerosis-free arteries. Numerous times.
Cistern-Terrorist
Definition 1: Someone who goes to public toilets and shits in the cistern; the turd remains and no-one can work out where the smell is coming from.
Usage Example: All hail to the cistern terrorist who targeted the McEnemies of God and healthy, cancer-free bowels/atherosclerosis-free arteries. Numerous times.
