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Turdword: Shit Restraint Shit Restraint   Noun

Shit Restraint Definition Definition 1: When needing to do a shit but have no time or embarrased to use public toilets. Find a private area, crouch down and place your ankle between your ass cheeks. After you have done so and are correctly positioned use pressure to push air out of your ass, like making a fart. This then causes all the air to push its way through your bumhole releaving all the pressure of doing a shit for about 1-2 days. If done correctly the shit should be corked by your ankle and no stains will be left on your undies.
Shit Restraint Example Usage Usage Example: i needed to do a shit but i was busy having sex so i walked away for a few seconds and did a shit restraint

Submitted by Sematour on 11/28/2006   2.80 = Shit Restraint Star Shit Restraint Star Shit Restraint Star (5 votes)

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