Definition 1: The type of nasty, tarry shit where no matter how many times you wipe, or how many rolls of paper you consume, your ass crack is still dirty resulting in massive skid marks, and general feeling of filth.
Usage Example: We went to taco bell for dinner, and afterwards I got a case of the Shit of a thousand wipes.
Shit-of-a-thousand-wipes
Definition 1: The type of nasty, tarry shit where no matter how many times you wipe, or how many rolls of paper you consume, your ass crack is still dirty resulting in massive skid marks, and general feeling of filth.
Usage Example: We went to taco bell for dinner, and afterwards I got a case of the Shit of a thousand wipes.
