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By Leglover Comment posted: 12/19/2015
The holiday season has already begun, so Joan has probably gotten quite a few invites to Christmas and New Year's parties. Hopefully we can get some more firsthand feedback on how good and tight a fuck she is.   Reply

By Anonymous Comment posted: 4/18/2015
Ah yes! The mysterious Joan M. Divoky, the horny woman in Cleveland, OH who became sort of the mascot for this Turdwords site. We know she's a single (never-married, no kids) cougar, a tall 5'8" leggy brunette, with 34-C tits and a nice ass. Many here use "the Joan factor" when rating a word, by how the definition applies to her or how she would perform it. Joan is used in a lot of Usage Examples, and is popular in the Comments section. Top 100 and Worst 100 lists have more info bout her. Like many here, I wish I lived closer to Cleveland to try out my fave Turdwords with Joan.   Reply

By Oldtimer Comment posted: 12/26/2013
Joan is definately not a breeder!!! Maybe she's a runaway bride? LOL   Reply

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By Mike Comment posted: 2/5/2007
She's single, never been married. Obviously fucks for pleasure only. Certainly not for making babies.   Reply

By Unknown from usa Comment posted: 9/15/2006
Yeah, says she likes making monkey-love (ie monkey-style sex)   Reply

By doug Comment posted: 1/23/2006
that hot babe joan sounds like she would be a good mattress monkey!   Reply

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