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By RUDY SIRO Comment posted: 4/17/2007
THE DIRECTIONS TO THE BOAT MAN FROM THE BELLY BUTTON: MOVING DOWNWARD: 1) THAT CURLY THICK CLUMP OR COARSE BEARD OF PUBIC HAIR. 2) THE NEXT PROTRUDING STRUCTURE AT THE TOP SURVACE OF THE SMALL VAGINAL LIPS. (THAT'S THE LITTLE GUY IN THE BOAT,ULTRA SENSITIVE AND FULL OF PLEASURABLE SENSATIONS) 3) NEXT IS THE URETHRA (URINARY OUTLET) 4) THEN THE VAGINA SUROUNDED BY THE SMALL UN-HAIRY VAGINAL LIPS 5) FINALLY GOING FURTHER DOWN IS THE ANAL OPENING. REMEMBER THAT THE LITTLE GUY IN THE BOAT HAS NO HAIR BUT A MATURE GIRL HAS A BEARD OF HAIR PLASTERED UPON HER BIG VAGINAL LIPS, AND THE PUBIC AREA ALL AROUND THESE OTHER SRUTURES, MANY TIMES BLOCKING THEIR VIEW BY THIS CLUMP OF SHORT, CURLY, THICK, PATCH OF A TRIANGULAR BEARD, A FULL CLUMP OR GOB!! A NICE NEAT WELL GROWN BEARD IS SO MATURE SEXUALLY AND IF GENETICALLY GROWN RIGHT WILL NEVER PEEK OUT OR NEED TRIMMING. IT WILL APPEAR AS A BULGING DARK SHADOW IN SHEER WHITE PANTIES!!! WHAT A TURN ON BUT RARE TO FIND WITHOUT THE NEEDED TRIMMING AND WAXING. THE PERFECT BEARD IS HARD TO FIND. BUT THE LITTLE GUY IN THE BOAT IS ALWAYS READY TO ROW.

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