 Worst 100 Words listed on TurdWords.com |
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Are You Getting All You Can Out of Sex?
Take this short quiz and find out.
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Dopple
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Added: 2/3/2003
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Noun
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The calloused part of a woman's vagina lip that hangs lower than the rest.
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| Submitted by: Gerbil |
7,572 views |
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Clit Clanker
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Added: 3/4/2003
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Noun
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A lesbian.
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| Submitted by: Maggie |
7,465 views |
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Booger Scooper
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Added: 3/4/2003
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Noun
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Pinky fingernail
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| Submitted by: Mik |
5,310 views |
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hairy mites
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Added: 4/5/2003
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Noun
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Bugs that live in your pubes.
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| Submitted by: SHO Off |
6,455 views |
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cockjockey
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Added: 4/10/2003
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Noun
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Jerk or asshole. Used to describe anyone you don't like.
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| Submitted by: Terd Fergisun |
5,990 views |
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Cuntberry
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Added: 5/4/2003
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Noun
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When a women shits and a dingleberry is left to festre on her bung for a while t...
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| Submitted by: Adam |
5,056 views |
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triple dirty dip
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Added: 7/18/2003
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Noun
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Fucking a chick in the ass, then the cunt, then making her give you head, or fuc...
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| Submitted by: 210club |
4,918 views |
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mouse in the pussy(cat)
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Added: 8/8/2003
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Noun
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When a woman is having cyber sex with a man and can no longer resist the urge fo...
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| Submitted by: Rob |
4,875 views |
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Blimp
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Added: 10/1/2003
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Noun
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Pre-Bowel Movement Turd
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| Submitted by: Jack Mehoff |
3,934 views |
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A-Train
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Added: 11/3/2003
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Noun
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When women are lined up on the ground with their asses in the air, and you ejacu...
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| Submitted by: John Cruise |
6,016 views |
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Second Opinion
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Added: 2/8/2004
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Noun
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Masterbating when your girlfriend is in the other room, while you think about ho...
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| Submitted by: DJ |
3,627 views |
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bumcheese
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Added: 4/28/2004
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Noun
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the toilet paper left over after wiping that has been caught in your asscrack fo...
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| Submitted by: kwazyniak |
4,017 views |
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snack table
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Added: 5/13/2004
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Noun
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when you eat while boning a chick, you place a varios assortment of snacks on he...
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| Submitted by: Dylan |
4,095 views |
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Turbo Charge
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Added: 6/7/2004
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Noun
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When receiving a blow job from a girl, she sticks a finger up your ass right bef...
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| Submitted by: TeddyJackEddy |
5,278 views |
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Shepherd Lock
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Added: 11/7/2004
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Noun
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placing a locking grip on the hair or on the head of a person who is giving you ...
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| Submitted by: Larry Hoagland |
4,325 views |
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Poopfest
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Added: 9/25/2005
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Noun
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Throwing a party and slipping laxative into everyones drink so everybody poops t...
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| Submitted by: WienerFace55 |
34,090 views |
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S'more Fuck
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Added: 10/19/2006
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Noun
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Sneak some ipecac surup into your room before bringing your date home. First, s...
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| Submitted by: Dick Hurtz |
33,914 views |
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Powder Angel
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Added: 10/19/2006
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Noun
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She is laying down and you are kneeling at her head (similar position as a Roman...
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| Submitted by: SGT. Lunchbox |
33,737 views |
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Wilmington Deluxe
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Added: 1/20/2003
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Noun
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when a guy armpit fucks a girl while drinking a 40
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| Submitted by: Big Mike |
8,594 views |
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creamshower
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Added: 2/11/2003
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Noun
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When you bust a nut all over a girls face and then proceed to piss on her face t...
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| Submitted by: John |
5,682 views |
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scattastic
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Added: 3/31/2003
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Adjective
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Used to describe anything to do with shit. Good or bad.
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| Submitted by: Randode |
5,950 views |
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poo-tang pie
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Added: 4/8/2003
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Noun
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the pussy
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| Submitted by: pvt parts |
3,979 views |
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pakistani fog bank
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Added: 11/11/2003
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Noun
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While tittie fucking tour girl with your ass facing her grill you let a mean bas...
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| Submitted by: panblanco |
6,452 views |
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ham slam
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Added: 6/3/2004
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Noun
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doing someone from the rear
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| Submitted by: jj |
4,419 views |
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Western Sizzler
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Added: 1/3/2005
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Noun
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When you are fucking a girl doggy style and you put in a dip and spit your dip j...
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| Submitted by: DonkeyDick |
35,020 views |
1.40 =
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stunt cock
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Added: 4/4/2005
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Noun
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somebody that will stick it anywhere to get the job done
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| Submitted by: Abby and Phil |
34,489 views |
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Sunny Delight
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Added: 5/3/2005
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Noun
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When a guy is doing a dirty girl in the ass (the sun) and he pisses in her ass i...
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| Submitted by: Hory |
34,511 views |
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Princeton Belly Rub
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Added: 5/12/2005
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Noun
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Two gay men rub their penises on each other's bellies until the point of climax.
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| Submitted by: Stever |
34,061 views |
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Basic Instinct
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Added: 11/4/2005
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Noun
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when you go down on a female and her vagina is so raunchy that you vomit on it b...
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| Submitted by: Heath Houston |
34,675 views |
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Changing Lanes Without A Signal
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Added: 12/20/2005
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Verb
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While having sex doggystlye with someone switch and stick it in the girls butt w...
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| Submitted by: Matt Truxall |
34,614 views |
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cram jam
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Added: 12/20/2005
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Noun
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when you jam your penis in a chicks mouth really far.
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| Submitted by: buzz |
34,526 views |
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Groin Mullet
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Added: 3/12/2006
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Noun
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Shaving off all of your pubes except for the hair on your scrotum.
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| Submitted by: Bof |
33,859 views |
1.60 =
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Clam Snot
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Added: 3/12/2006
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Noun
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Female cum that is left on your dick after sex.
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| Submitted by: Trey |
34,343 views |
1.60 =
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Harry Honnie
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Added: 7/5/2006
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Noun
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When a girl has such a thick bush downstairs you cant find her clit.
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| Submitted by: Bacon Lord |
34,677 views |
1.60 =
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Chowder House
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Added: 7/13/2006
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Noun
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cumming in a sluts mouth in a steam room, and making her gargal it.
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| Submitted by: BustaNutz |
34,244 views |
1.60 =
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Buds of Beauty
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Added: 11/11/2006
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Noun
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Nipples
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| Submitted by: Nenonian Harp Player |
34,434 views |
1.60 =
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juggernut
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Added: 6/23/2007
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Noun
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1. Landing a cum shot on her face from the missionary position.
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| Submitted by: mike |
35,065 views |
1.60 =
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Double Dirty Finish, the
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Added: 12/15/2009
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Noun
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From the face to face jack hammer position, pull out of cum on her face, staying...
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| Submitted by: Ed Price |
3,794 views |
1.50 =
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chicago deep dish
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Added: 4/14/2009
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Noun
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when a guy with a 10 inch cock sticks his dick in a girls ass, after she takes a...
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| Submitted by: antbop |
3,099 views |
1.50 =
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Wart Seat
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Added: 3/4/2003
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Noun
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When someone has extremely warty asscheeks
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| Submitted by: ACS |
6,080 views |
1.50 =
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oral log
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Added: 3/8/2003
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Noun
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A diary of encounters involving fellatio or cunnillingus.
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| Submitted by: Bob Baseline |
5,967 views |
1.50 =
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Chinball Wizard
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Added: 3/29/2003
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Noun
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Gay man who enjoys pole smoking.
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| Submitted by: Egglayer |
6,240 views |
1.83 =
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Honey Hole
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Added: 3/29/2003
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Noun
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1: A vagina
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| Submitted by: Ben Dover |
5,473 views |
1.50 =
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Disco Pussy
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Added: 4/4/2003
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Noun
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A large Pubic hair region as if it were the 1970's!
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| Submitted by: CW |
6,468 views |
1.50 =
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Love Loogie
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Added: 4/22/2003
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Noun
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When you spit on a chick's anus, to lube her up for anal play.
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| Submitted by: Ghost |
7,764 views |
1.33 =
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Horn Dogg
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Added: 5/1/2003
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Noun
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A male who has not had sex in a long period of time without even masturbating. T...
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| Submitted by: Alli |
4,772 views |
1.50 =
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Mannaries
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Added: 11/17/2003
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Noun
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Man boobs
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| Submitted by: Eddie |
3,704 views |
1.83 =
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Three Hole Puncher
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Added: 10/7/2003
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Noun
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A woman who takes it in every orifice on a regular basis just like the office to...
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| Submitted by: Dirk |
4,853 views |
1.83 =
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Root Beer Float, The
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Added: 2/11/2004
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Noun
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When 2 guys bang a chick, one cums in her mouth (ice cream) the other takes a bi...
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| Submitted by: Chiv |
5,324 views |
1.50 =
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Teacher Butt
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Added: 1/18/2004
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Noun
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When a girl has one of those long flat butts, no curve whatsoever. You'll remem...
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| Submitted by: botan |
4,911 views |
1.83 =
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Do you like Big Boobs? These hefty's are looking for you.
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tilf
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Added: 1/18/2004
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Noun
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teacher i'd like to fuck
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| Submitted by: chris |
4,629 views |
1.33 =
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Cookie Crumbs
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Added: 4/27/2004
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Noun
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Crumbs on a girls vaginal area caused by her yeast infection.
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| Submitted by: David |
3,829 views |
1.83 =
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Swab the Deck
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Added: 7/20/2004
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Verb
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Begins with doggie style sex. The guy lifts the lady's legs and lifts them off t...
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| Submitted by: Master Beta |
3,995 views |
1.33 =
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Mushroom Slap
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Added: 10/5/2004
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Noun
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Slapping your dick across someones face
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| Submitted by: sharpy |
3,531 views |
1.83 =
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tomb, a
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Added: 10/14/2004
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Noun
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when a girl has such a giant vagina that you think someone could get lost and di...
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| Submitted by: thefonz |
3,948 views |
1.00 =
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Heiny Lick Maneuver
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Added: 11/30/2004
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Noun
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Yiddish salad tossing
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| Submitted by: Gravy Gilbert |
3,100 views |
1.00 =
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Grand Wizard
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Added: 2/15/2005
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Noun
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When you pull out of a girls ass you then stick your dick in her mouth. She beco...
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| Submitted by: The face |
34,385 views |
1.50 =
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throwin the dice
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Added: 8/27/2005
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Noun
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Pumpin a chick so hard in the missionary position that your balls start swinging...
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| Submitted by: Da Gooch |
34,480 views |
1.83 =
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Trallup
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Added: 10/23/2005
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Adjective
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A stupid slut/whore.
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| Submitted by: A. Diddy |
36,283 views |
1.50 =
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Fonzies
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Added: 11/4/2005
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Noun
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Tits that point out to the side when in the horizontal position. Thus replicati...
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| Submitted by: Ian |
34,690 views |
1.50 =
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Cinnamon Roll
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Added: 11/22/2005
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Noun
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after cumming, squeeze the leftovers in a spiral on her buttlhole
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| Submitted by: cory millikan |
34,431 views |
1.33 =
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Philadelphia Frankfurter
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Added: 3/24/2006
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Noun
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When a girl is using a hot-dog to masturbate and it breaks in half, leaving a p...
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| Submitted by: BFK |
34,653 views |
1.50 =
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Nipple Pimples
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Added: 6/1/2006
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Noun
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The little bumps around peoples nipples.
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| Submitted by: V1nny |
34,270 views |
1.50 =
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hot pumpkin
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Added: 10/19/2006
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Noun
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when you ass finger a chick outdoors on a cold day and you pull out your finger ...
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| Submitted by: jason |
34,530 views |
1.50 =
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Spinal Slap
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Added: 12/16/2006
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Noun
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The slapping against the spine of an extremely skinny chic when a large cock hit...
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| Submitted by: Matthew Sevier |
34,383 views |
1.50 =
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Cunt Darts
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Added: 12/27/2006
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Noun
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Women who like to engage in pleasure by the use of another throwing lawn darts i...
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| Submitted by: Maxwell |
34,382 views |
1.67 =
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Slut Mongrel
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Added: 11/14/2002
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Noun
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A nasty looking slut.
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| Submitted by: Eddie |
7,370 views |
1.43 =
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Fart Toker
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Added: 11/14/2002
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Noun
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A stoner who thinks they can get high off of inhaling farts.
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| Submitted by: Eddie |
10,482 views |
1.86 =
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Bottom feeder
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Added: 1/25/2003
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Noun
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Someone who fucks ugly chicks.
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| Submitted by: Melvin |
5,779 views |
1.86 =
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pusher Puller
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Added: 2/27/2003
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Noun
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a homo who gives and recieves at the same time
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| Submitted by: scottie |
4,827 views |
1.86 =
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Vulcan, the
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Added: 3/23/2003
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Noun
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Remember Mr. Spock? With either hand make the live long and prosper sign, and in...
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| Submitted by: AirforceNick |
7,681 views |
1.57 =
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burger shot
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Added: 4/18/2003
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Noun
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A picture of a beaver taken "doggy style" so the protruding clitoris sandwiched ...
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| Submitted by: Herbie Versmells |
5,752 views |
1.43 =
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Honey Galzed Donut
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Added: 5/3/2003
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Noun
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When you Blow your load all over a females face.
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| Submitted by: Troy D. |
5,821 views |
1.57 =
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peckersnot
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Added: 9/17/2003
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Noun
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semen
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| Submitted by: scentless |
4,603 views |
1.57 =
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turtle tackler
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Added: 9/29/2003
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Noun
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a woman that enjoys giving blowjobs
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| Submitted by: pete |
4,303 views |
1.86 =
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butt jam
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Added: 10/13/2003
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Noun
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The goo removed from your butt cheeks the morning after an extreme anal banging.
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| Submitted by: Trace-Kelly |
4,220 views |
1.43 =
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buckeye
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Added: 11/30/2003
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Noun
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draw a map of the U.S. on a girls stomach and then take a dump on Iowa.
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| Submitted by: ryan beckley |
3,731 views |
1.86 =
(7 votes)
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After Play
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Added: 1/9/2004
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Noun
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When you done having sex you stay inside the girl and fall asleep inside her.
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| Submitted by: Lewis |
10,193 views |
1.43 =
(7 votes)
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guniea horn
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Added: 2/15/2005
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Noun
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an abnormally large clit
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| Submitted by: tits mcgee |
34,516 views |
1.29 =
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slut fork
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Added: 6/30/2004
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Noun
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a Y shaped dildo designed to please 2 orifices at once
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| Submitted by: tr3flar |
4,046 views |
1.71 =
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Sneaky Jellyfish, The
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Added: 7/20/2004
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Noun
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Secretly beating off in a hottub full of people, and watch the sploodge get stuc...
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| Submitted by: Fuke |
3,916 views |
1.86 =
(7 votes)
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Eggs Bend-A-Dick
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Added: 1/17/2005
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Noun
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Blowing a load in your girlfriends egg batter, then whipping up an omlette.
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| Submitted by: Warren B. |
34,388 views |
1.86 =
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crack-a-jack
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Added: 3/27/2005
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Noun
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when a man has is having sex so hard his cock snaps and cracks
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| Submitted by: John |
34,478 views |
1.86 =
(7 votes)
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Bobing Penguin, The
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Added: 5/3/2005
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Verb
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When a a chick is jerking off two guys while giving another one head and taking ...
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| Submitted by: Dick Tucker |
34,345 views |
1.86 =
(7 votes)
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White Chocolate Decadence
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Added: 5/12/2005
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Noun
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When 1 girl sucks/eats the cum out of another girl's ass and gets some fecal mat...
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| Submitted by: tuna |
34,351 views |
1.86 =
(7 votes)
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Bottomless Pool
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Added: 5/31/2005
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Noun
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The men who prefers the passive role in anal intercourse, and like to be gang-ga...
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| Submitted by: cowboystud |
34,691 views |
1.43 =
(7 votes)
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Detroit Car Wash
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Added: 5/31/2005
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Noun
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That's when you go to an automated car wash at a gas station and convince your g...
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB |
34,825 views |
1.86 =
(7 votes)
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Speed Bagging
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Added: 6/16/2005
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Verb
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A term referring to a woman masturbating using two fingers on her "man in the bo...
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| Submitted by: Big Dave |
34,341 views |
1.57 =
(7 votes)
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Tadpole Chowder
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Added: 8/4/2005
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Noun
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A wad of semen
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| Submitted by: Flash |
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bugger Wiper
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Added: 10/30/2005
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Noun
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You are banging a girl up the ass, and then its time to cum. You blow a snot ro...
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| Submitted by: Dick Chester |
34,129 views |
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Franklin
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Added: 12/3/2005
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Noun
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Ejaculating onto the face or in the mouth of a woman from a length of 6 to 12 in...
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| Submitted by: Peter Griffin |
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Lemonade Stand, The
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Added: 4/18/2006
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Noun
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The sexual equivalent of a keg stand except substitute the keg-tap nozzle for a ...
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| Submitted by: Mr. VanChocStraw |
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Richmond Ralpher
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Added: 8/3/2006
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Noun
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After a girl ralphs all over the place and still has chunks of puke in her mouth...
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| Submitted by: Killa Kam M |
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Reverse Birth
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Added: 1/29/2007
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Noun
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when you shove your head in a chick's cunt so it's like reversing the birthing p...
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| Submitted by: SPOOT |
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four f's, the
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Added: 8/11/2007
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Noun
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find em, finger em, fuck em forget em.
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| Submitted by: Nick McCloskey |
34,139 views |
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Love Cigar
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Added: 3/28/2003
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Noun
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penis; cock; dick
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| Submitted by: Jay |
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crusty blower
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Added: 9/2/2003
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Noun
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a girl who always has cum on the corners of her mouth, cause she loves to give m...
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| Submitted by: Regina |
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snatch thatch
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Added: 10/7/2003
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Noun
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female pubic hair
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| Submitted by: Georgia |
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Fuck Stick
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Added: 1/21/2004
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Noun
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1. slang term for the male genitalia.
2. a female or male who is used primarily...
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| Submitted by: Stephen Brindle |
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Lock Box
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Added: 2/15/2004
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Noun
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A girls vagina that is extremely hard to access, requiring a lot of ass-kissing ...
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| Submitted by: sLiCk-sHiTz |
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