 Jacksonville Sleight-of-Memory-Card |
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Noun
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 Definition 1: Step 1: Get a chick to blow you.
Step 2: Compliment her technique profusely.
Step 3: Suggest that she let you take pictures, since she's so damn good at sucking dick.
Step 4: Just so happen to have a digital camera within reaching distance.
Step 5: Unload on her face, in her nose, in her hair, and in both of her ears, if possible.
Step 6: While she's in the bathroom cleaning up the mess you've made, swap a blank memory card with the memory card in the camera.
Step 7: If/when she asks you to delete the pics, tell her you already did and let her inspect the camera.
Step 8: When she leaves, laugh your ass off and celebrate your superior intelligence. |
 Usage Example: I was ready to break up with Jenna, so I invited her over for one last dick-down. I was able to pull off the old Jacksonville Sleight-of-Memory-Card, so at least I'll have some memories. |
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Submitted by Ajax
on 3/9/2006
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