Definition 1: When you bring a drunk one night stand home and she has to work or be somewhere early the next day, you set the time on your alarm clock 1 to 2 hours ahead when she passes out. When she wakes up she freaks thinking she's late and leaves oh-so pleasingly fast.
Usage Example: I gave that ho an Early Eviction this morning.
Early Eviction
Definition 1: When you bring a drunk one night stand home and she has to work or be somewhere early the next day, you set the time on your alarm clock 1 to 2 hours ahead when she passes out. When she wakes up she freaks thinking she's late and leaves oh-so pleasingly fast.
Usage Example: I gave that ho an Early Eviction this morning.
