Definition 1: The act of preparing one's penis for masturbation. Performed by taking one's hand and briskly rubbing the head with palm and furiously fondling the balls.
Usage Example: "Hey dude, I think somethin's wrong with my schlong. I had to fuckin' prime the pump for like 5 minutes before I could catch a wood."
Primin' the Pump
Definition 1: The act of preparing one's penis for masturbation. Performed by taking one's hand and briskly rubbing the head with palm and furiously fondling the balls.
Usage Example: "Hey dude, I think somethin's wrong with my schlong. I had to fuckin' prime the pump for like 5 minutes before I could catch a wood."
