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Double Skeet
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Added: 4/14/2009
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Noun
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An enormous load, cumshot, or jizz. Caused by either the hotness of partner or d...
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| Submitted by: ColinC |
10,015 views |
3.39 =
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Gapage
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Added: 1/9/2005
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Adjective
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The diameter in inches of a stretched out asshole after an powerful anal session...
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| Submitted by: Peter Powerbottom |
40,121 views |
3.34 =
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Beverly Hills Whiffer, The
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Added: 10/2/2003
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Noun
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This move is restricted to those women who think they're God's gift to the world...
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| Submitted by: ColinC |
30,206 views |
3.30 =
(793 votes)
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Transylvania Teabag
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Added: 8/11/2007
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Noun
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A used tampon
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| Submitted by: WD |
39,106 views |
3.48 =
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Wide-On
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Added: 5/28/2004
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Noun
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The female's equivalent of a hard-on. When experiencing intense erotic excitemen...
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| Submitted by: WD |
24,956 views |
3.40 =
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Funch
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Added: 4/3/2004
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Noun
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A noontime quickie. A combination of the words fuck + lunch
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| Submitted by: WD |
16,049 views |
3.54 =
(597 votes)
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Drain Babies
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Added: 10/1/2003
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Noun
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a load left in the shower drain after jerking off
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| Submitted by: andy |
18,464 views |
3.38 =
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Sphincterrific
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Added: 8/29/2004
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Noun
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You're doing your bitch up the Hershey Highway. Just before you nut, you ask her...
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| Submitted by: Honore de Ballsac |
8,844 views |
3.34 =
(453 votes)
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Nagasaki A-Bomb, The
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Added: 10/1/2003
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Noun
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When in the act of taking a dump in one of multiple stalls, (ie: Sporting events...
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| Submitted by: ColinC |
56,225 views |
3.00 =
(423 votes)
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Factory Air
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Added: 4/4/2005
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Noun
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Definiton 1: When a chick has a horizontal gap where her inner thighs meet, supp...
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| Submitted by: noni mous |
40,603 views |
3.39 =
(380 votes)
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Crucifix, The
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Added: 4/27/2005
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Noun
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When you have 4 guys and one girl bending over. She is beating two of the guys ...
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| Submitted by: PimpDaddyB |
40,529 views |
3.37 =
(370 votes)
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Carlsbad Gap
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Added: 3/27/2005
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Noun
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The inviting pink entrance to a well-reamed-out love sheath.
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| Submitted by: noni mous |
37,165 views |
3.44 =
(357 votes)
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FMP
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Added: 6/1/2003
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Noun
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Fuck Me Pumps
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| Submitted by: Playa Martin |
6,546 views |
3.39 =
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sweater puppets
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Added: 5/31/2003
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Noun
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a woman with nice ta ta's (tits)
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| Submitted by: wizzy |
7,112 views |
3.38 =
(322 votes)
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powerbottom
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Added: 12/27/2004
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Noun
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The individual in a gay relationship who is relagated to the position of "catche...
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| Submitted by: Lyle |
6,823 views |
3.26 =
(299 votes)
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Credit Card
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Added: 4/2/2003
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Noun
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To catch an unexpecting person bent over, you proceed to swipe your hand from th...
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| Submitted by: Cee |
38,396 views |
3.58 =
(295 votes)
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Continental Breakfast
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Added: 1/12/2004
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Noun
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Two eggs and a sausage all in her mouth at the same time.
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| Submitted by: Captain canuck |
25,132 views |
3.51 =
(287 votes)
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airplane skirt
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Added: 4/6/2003
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Noun
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a skirt so short that when she bends over you can see her cockpit
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| Submitted by: hale |
26,190 views |
3.11 =
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Blumpkin
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Added: 11/26/2002
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Noun
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Having your dick sucked while taking a dump.
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73,613 views |
3.39 =
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Crab Grass
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Added: 7/24/2004
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Noun
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A chick's pubic hair
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| Submitted by: WD |
8,247 views |
3.39 =
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Skunk
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Added: 3/12/2004
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Noun
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When you get head from a black/brunette haired chick, then right as you are abou...
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| Submitted by: Lyle |
16,321 views |
3.31 =
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Rusty Sheriff's Badge
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Added: 2/21/2003
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Noun
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An arse hole, butthole, or asshole that has not been wiped well.
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| Submitted by: JToolan |
29,180 views |
3.25 =
(245 votes)
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Nanook's Workout
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Added: 7/24/2004
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Noun
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When you get tired of body-building, move North to Alaska and become a Husky Fuc...
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| Submitted by: WD |
12,700 views |
3.40 =
(237 votes)
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village bicycle
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Added: 4/22/2003
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Noun
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the town slut
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| Submitted by: dick |
14,104 views |
3.39 =
(233 votes)
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sausage wallet
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Added: 2/27/2003
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Noun
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a vagina, pussy, or cunt. Term used to describe a vagina you have sex with.
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| Submitted by: sarah |
13,018 views |
3.39 =
(230 votes)
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Chicken Rotisserie
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Added: 12/6/2004
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Noun
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When two guys are standing up, facing each other, with a bitch bended over betwe...
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| Submitted by: nardog |
27,784 views |
3.44 =
(230 votes)
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sistine chapel
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Added: 2/27/2004
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Noun
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Where you jizz so much it paints the ceiling. AKA The Michelangelo.
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| Submitted by: johnny versnatchie |
20,440 views |
3.45 =
(225 votes)
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Balloon Knot
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Added: 2/21/2003
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Noun
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An arse hole, asshole, butthole.
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| Submitted by: JWyatt |
38,883 views |
3.39 =
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Jill off
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Added: 12/11/2002
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Verb
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A female Masturbation. The opposite of Jack off.
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| Submitted by: RJ |
20,666 views |
3.39 =
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Pop Over
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Added: 8/27/2005
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Adverb
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A late night booty call
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| Submitted by: Natalie |
35,819 views |
3.38 =
(213 votes)
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Chili Dog
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Added: 1/17/2003
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Noun
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Rubbing the penis between the breasts after one has defacated there.
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| Submitted by: BigRog |
34,405 views |
3.35 =
(205 votes)
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fap
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Added: 10/13/2003
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Verb
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To jerk the wanker
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| Submitted by: Johnny Bump |
5,220 views |
3.38 =
(203 votes)
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Pearl Harbor
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Added: 3/12/2003
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Noun
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When fucking a girl from behind, you kamikaze sneak attack your dive bomber into...
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| Submitted by: The Felch Brothers |
50,624 views |
3.40 =
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Slut Muffin
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Added: 10/5/2004
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Noun
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A particularly permiscious woman's vagina
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| Submitted by: Ace Money In The Butt |
5,742 views |
3.50 =
(194 votes)
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Raggedy Ann
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Added: 2/15/2004
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Noun
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A girl who gets screwed so many times by so many different people that she resem...
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| Submitted by: sLiCk-sHiTz |
9,868 views |
3.42 =
(192 votes)
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Fartologist
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Added: 7/26/2004
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Noun
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One who can smell someones fart and determine what the farter's last meal was an...
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| Submitted by: David B |
5,622 views |
3.66 =
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Eye Candy
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Added: 11/14/2002
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Noun
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A sexy looking person that is pleasing to the eye but would leave a bitter after...
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| Submitted by: Common |
10,133 views |
3.39 =
(185 votes)
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Throat Yogurt
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Added: 12/18/2003
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Noun
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The compensation you give a chick after giving good head!
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| Submitted by: Aaron |
26,348 views |
3.38 =
(185 votes)
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Power Greek
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Added: 3/31/2005
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Noun
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The act of anal intercourse without the aid of lubrication.
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| Submitted by: Herman Volkner |
35,539 views |
3.44 =
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Pearl Necklace
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Added: 1/27/2003
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Noun
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Cumming on and around your girls neck so that it looks like a pearl necklace
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| Submitted by: PN |
18,808 views |
3.39 =
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Butterface
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Added: 11/24/2002
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Noun
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A girl who has a good looking body, but her face is ugly as shit!
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14,263 views |
3.38 =
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Blind-Puppy
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Added: 2/24/2003
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Noun
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When a girl is giving you a blow job and she rubs your dick all around her mouth...
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| Submitted by: Kindaweird |
28,826 views |
3.49 =
(182 votes)
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Bagpiping
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Added: 2/5/2003
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Verb
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Lubing up a partners armpit and fucking it.
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| Submitted by: Rich |
9,485 views |
3.23 =
(179 votes)
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Cuspid Curlies
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Added: 4/8/2006
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Noun
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Your bitch's pubes when they get caught between your teeth
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| Submitted by: WD |
35,937 views |
3.26 =
(178 votes)
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Leather Cheerio
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Added: 2/15/2003
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Noun
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Anus
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| Submitted by: Andrew |
21,405 views |
3.37 =
(177 votes)
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Betsy Ross
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Added: 7/13/2003
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Noun
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While on her period, take your girlfriend and fuck her silly. Then take her and ...
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| Submitted by: Dr. Will Fister P.H.D. |
30,385 views |
3.39 =
(177 votes)
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Creampie
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Added: 3/12/2004
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Noun
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Semen dripping out of a freshly screwed ass or pussy after sex.
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| Submitted by: Reggy |
12,468 views |
3.39 =
(176 votes)
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Frothy Fu Man Chu
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Added: 5/3/2005
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Noun
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You haven't had any for a long time and your main squeeze is deep-throating you....
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| Submitted by: WD |
36,255 views |
3.33 =
(176 votes)
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Growing Pumpkins on the Porch
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Added: 6/16/2005
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Verb
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Refers to a chick who undergoes breast augmentation surgery to have an eye-poppi...
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| Submitted by: Honore de Ballsac |
36,001 views |
3.37 =
(175 votes)
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Billy goat muff
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Added: 3/24/2003
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Noun
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A woman who's clam is wild with whiskers, so wild that she has a gump goatee han...
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| Submitted by: Steve |
22,587 views |
3.25 =
(174 votes)
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Take one of our sex polls
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Headlights
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Added: 4/18/2003
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Noun
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Perky breasts. Breasts that do not sag.
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| Submitted by: Terd Fergisun |
11,295 views |
3.39 =
(171 votes)
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Angry Pirate
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Added: 1/27/2003
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Noun
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Girl is giving you blowjob but you tell her you don't want to finish her mouth (...
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| Submitted by: Bob Son |
84,654 views |
3.70 =
(169 votes)
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Cleveland Steamer
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Added: 1/24/2003
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Noun
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A Cleveland Steamer is when you're titty-fucking a girl and take a crap on her s...
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| Submitted by: Young Hova |
106,214 views |
3.35 =
(168 votes)
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Pink shoelace
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Added: 11/19/2005
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Noun
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When you stretch a clit so far out, preferably, it looks like you're stringing a...
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| Submitted by: Tony G |
37,769 views |
3.48 =
(167 votes)
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African soup coolers
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Added: 2/9/2006
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Noun
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When a girl has huge lips that would be awesome for sucking your dick.
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| Submitted by: lukas milligan |
36,928 views |
3.25 =
(163 votes)
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Beef curtains
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Added: 12/11/2002
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Noun
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A vagina that has lips that hang down they are considered curtains.
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| Submitted by: RJ |
48,578 views |
3.45 =
(161 votes)
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frothy walrus
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Added: 5/5/2004
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Noun
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when you cum in a girl's mouth and it comes out her nose
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| Submitted by: Pete |
35,986 views |
3.34 =
(158 votes)
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Eel Meal
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Added: 4/11/2005
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Noun
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a deepthroat blowjob
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB |
36,798 views |
3.48 =
(157 votes)
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Green Jean
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Added: 3/4/2003
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Noun
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A girls who masturbates with vegetables.
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| Submitted by: Maggie |
7,463 views |
3.40 =
(156 votes)
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Valtrex Vicky
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Added: 5/2/2003
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Noun
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Word for a girl with herpes
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| Submitted by: TWK TRAZ |
7,114 views |
3.31 =
(154 votes)
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Limbo Discount
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Added: 5/31/2005
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Noun
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Translating your skill at limbo dancing into going under the door of a pay toile...
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| Submitted by: noni mous |
35,500 views |
3.39 =
(151 votes)
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Bucking Bronco
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Added: 1/27/2003
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Noun
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While mounted doggy style grab onto your woman's breasts and tell her they are n...
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| Submitted by: Millsy |
64,539 views |
3.33 =
(150 votes)
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Canadian Coffee Table
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Added: 7/5/2005
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Noun
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To have sex with a woman doggie style in front of the TV so you can use her back...
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| Submitted by: Lyle |
37,522 views |
3.10 =
(148 votes)
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scooter
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Added: 6/19/2004
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Noun
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a half way decent looking chick that you'd ride, but you wouldn't brag to your f...
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| Submitted by: barney |
6,222 views |
3.37 =
(147 votes)
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birdhouse
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Added: 9/13/2004
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Noun
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the circular, gaping appearance of an anus immediately after one engages in back...
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| Submitted by: thundir |
5,793 views |
3.37 =
(145 votes)
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Lot Lizard
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Added: 3/28/2003
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Noun
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Truck stop whore.
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| Submitted by: Brian |
7,309 views |
3.40 =
(144 votes)
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fugly
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Added: 1/11/2003
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Adjective
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A really fuckin' ugly chick
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| Submitted by: Miraclemat |
6,606 views |
3.40 =
(143 votes)
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Finding a Gold Nugget
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Added: 3/27/2005
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Verb
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A sizeable piece of shit that gets on your cock if you push to deep up someone's...
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| Submitted by: Alfredo |
35,545 views |
3.29 =
(143 votes)
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Cheese Grater
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Added: 11/18/2003
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Noun
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Sex with someone who has either genital warts or anal warts.
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| Submitted by: Glenn S. |
32,391 views |
3.39 =
(142 votes)
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Gentleman's Handshake, The
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Added: 2/21/2004
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Noun
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After pounding a girl in the ass, you pull out and stick your fingers in the gap...
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| Submitted by: Team Boey |
23,811 views |
3.37 =
(142 votes)
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Four-Legged Suprise
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Added: 7/27/2003
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Noun
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While in the middle of fucking your girl friend, announce you have to take a pis...
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| Submitted by: Dr. Will Fister P.H.D. |
8,034 views |
3.39 =
(141 votes)
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Sperm Burper
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Added: 8/8/2003
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Noun
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After oral sex with the consumption of a
large amount of spooge the "blower" em...
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| Submitted by: NightStaff |
5,592 views |
3.35 =
(141 votes)
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organic shock therapy
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Added: 1/23/2004
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Noun
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When someone is passed out drunk, you try to awaken them by setting your bare as...
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| Submitted by: cman |
5,194 views |
3.61 =
(139 votes)
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Hershey highway
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Added: 12/11/2002
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Noun
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The asshole.
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| Submitted by: RJ |
10,234 views |
3.33 =
(138 votes)
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rusty trombone
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Added: 1/9/2003
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Noun
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when someone is eating out your ass while reaching around and jerking you off.
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| Submitted by: pat malone |
101,615 views |
3.39 =
(138 votes)
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Panty-oyster
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Added: 5/29/2003
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Noun
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The slimmy results found in a chicks panties after a load is blown
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| Submitted by: Paw |
6,908 views |
3.24 =
(138 votes)
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Stovepiping
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Added: 6/10/2004
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Verb
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Anal sex
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| Submitted by: Eddie |
4,975 views |
3.86 =
(138 votes)
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AAA
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Added: 11/15/2004
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Noun
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An acronym for Always (up for) Anal Action.
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| Submitted by: David B |
16,529 views |
3.36 =
(138 votes)
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Jelly Donut
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Added: 3/25/2003
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Noun
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when you splooge in your girlfriends face and then punch her in the nse so she b...
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| Submitted by: Dylan |
17,008 views |
3.39 =
(136 votes)
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Bukkake
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Added: 4/23/2003
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Noun
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When there is a lone girl in the middle of a dozen guys who blow all over her fa...
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| Submitted by: Kranky |
17,797 views |
3.39 =
(135 votes)
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Bizmark Eclair
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Added: 10/19/2003
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Noun
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The look of a vagina after a few loads have been added and your going in for a q...
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| Submitted by: xhiggyx02035@yahoo |
6,520 views |
3.34 =
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Anal Angel
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Added: 6/10/2004
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Noun
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a really attractive woman who loves to get it anal
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| Submitted by: Fecal Matter |
8,490 views |
3.39 =
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Couch Sking
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Added: 7/11/2004
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Verb
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A girl jerking off two guys on a couch or car.
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| Submitted by: Danny |
6,831 views |
3.39 =
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Dutch Windmill
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Added: 3/18/2005
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Noun
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Doing a girl doggie, and spanking her by windmilling your arms backwards
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| Submitted by: Badooom |
36,065 views |
3.39 =
(134 votes)
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Swashbuckler
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Added: 10/9/2003
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Noun
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Starting off with doggystyle-anal sex (a tied up broad and a pirate costume incl...
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| Submitted by: ColinC |
12,773 views |
3.32 =
(133 votes)
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Pepperonies
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Added: 1/31/2005
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Adjective
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really big nipples that sometimes have little bumps on them
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| Submitted by: d sanchez |
35,859 views |
3.39 =
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Cleveland Popsicle
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Added: 1/30/2006
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Noun
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Using a frozen peice of poop as a dildo.
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| Submitted by: Frank Dorm at ASU |
35,739 views |
3.39 =
(132 votes)
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Box of Assorted Creams
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Added: 11/11/2006
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Noun
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Promiscuous woman
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| Submitted by: Ventrilloquist Mummy |
35,379 views |
3.45 =
(132 votes)
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Last-stall-on-the-left
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Added: 5/22/2010
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Noun
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The men's room stall in every bar, club, theater or restaurant that every male k...
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| Submitted by: EJC |
5,999 views |
3.37 =
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Mandruff
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Added: 3/29/2003
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Noun
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the dried flaky spunk often left on a womans breasts after 'crashing the yoghurt...
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| Submitted by: Willass |
7,700 views |
3.40 =
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monkey paw
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Added: 10/16/2003
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Noun
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Camel toe in a bathing suit with pubic hair emering from either side.
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| Submitted by: ben gay |
6,390 views |
3.38 =
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Texas Cowhand
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Added: 11/15/2004
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Noun
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A woman who gets gangbanged to the point she walks bow legged the next day.
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| Submitted by: Dirty Harry |
5,372 views |
3.38 =
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Shlush
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Added: 8/4/2005
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Noun
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The act of shitting and flushing at precisely the same time to hide embarrasing ...
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| Submitted by: Dustin Chewy |
34,739 views |
3.72 =
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Applause from the Back Row
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Added: 4/24/2003
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Noun
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When a man is doing a woman from behind and his balls slap her ass so fast it so...
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| Submitted by: Chris |
44,536 views |
3.31 =
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Pantsectomy
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Added: 8/17/2005
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Noun
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The surreptitious and careful removal of a bitch's pants and panties while she's...
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| Submitted by: noni mous |
35,084 views |
3.50 =
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boston cream pie
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Added: 4/17/2003
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Noun
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when you come in a girl and it oozes out minutes later.
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| Submitted by: cent |
7,629 views |
3.40 =
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spokes
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Added: 7/23/2003
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Noun
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The lines or wrinkles in a ckick's asshole.
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| Submitted by: 210club |
20,380 views |
3.05 =
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Closet Cans
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Added: 4/23/2005
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Noun
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A girl whose breasts are better than expected
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| Submitted by: Moneymaker |
35,321 views |
3.39 =
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shoe hornin
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Added: 3/31/2003
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Verb
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during ass sex with a chick you find that the head of your cock has gotten so hu...
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| Submitted by: da gooch |
10,577 views |
3.39 =
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Human Dipstick
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Added: 7/26/2004
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Noun
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A girl who can deepthroat your cock and is able to lick your balls at the same t...
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| Submitted by: David B |
13,232 views |
3.38 =
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