Definition 1: To lay on your back, throw your legs over your shoulders and shit in your own mouth.
Usage Example: I firmly beleive that our marital problems began on the honeymoon. Julia walked in on me as I was executing a turd ferguson on the floor of the motel bathroom. It was totally worth it though....
Turd Ferguson
Definition 1: To lay on your back, throw your legs over your shoulders and shit in your own mouth.
Usage Example: I firmly beleive that our marital problems began on the honeymoon. Julia walked in on me as I was executing a turd ferguson on the floor of the motel bathroom. It was totally worth it though....
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