Definition 1: The act of masturbation while fantasising about a soap opera actress or other celebrity so cheap you could probably shag her in real life such as the entire female cast of Hollyoaks
Usage Example: Oh Gladys , dont wait up for me I'm off for a reality wank
Reality wank
Definition 1: The act of masturbation while fantasising about a soap opera actress or other celebrity so cheap you could probably shag her in real life such as the entire female cast of Hollyoaks
Usage Example: Oh Gladys , dont wait up for me I'm off for a reality wank
