Definition 1: When a woman with a very thick, dense hairy bush trims and sculpts her pubes into shapes of animals, objects, or anything else that she's fond of.
Usage Example: Earl: How did your date go with that art teacher? Hank: Great, except we were late for the gallery opening because she insisted on showing me her topiary twat first.
Topiary Twat
Definition 1: When a woman with a very thick, dense hairy bush trims and sculpts her pubes into shapes of animals, objects, or anything else that she's fond of.
Usage Example: Earl: How did your date go with that art teacher? Hank: Great, except we were late for the gallery opening because she insisted on showing me her topiary twat first.
