 Taird |
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 Definition 1: "Taird" is a combination of tard as in retard and turd as in fecal matter and it is used to describe ALL children, even your kids jackass, and yes at one time we were all "tairds" ourselves. "taird" is especially good to describe the snot nosed shit at the grocery store having a melt down because he can't have is sugar puffs. Inner dialog when in striking distance of a "taird"(trust me they're doing the striking... on your soul): Geez is this filthy little "taird" really contributing anything to this world other than growing up to be another arrogant fuck that roams the lands, and their dumb shit parental units couldn't keep their junk in their pants, REALLY? Well I'm sure glad I'm not going to procreate and perpetuate this vile, self righteous, egotistic virus of a species. You know the government should heavily tax people that are shit headed enough to fart out a "taird" or "tairds" and then award payment to people who have the sense to keep their pork swords sheathed and their tuna barges docked. |
 Usage Example: What the shit man, can't a guy go to the store and buy his triple x large magnum condoms(because he likes the baggy look) in peace with out rendezvousing with a fleet of dastardly "tairds" hell-bent on being "tairdy" and "tairdacious". |
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Submitted by Sour Lemon Vibration
on 10/30/2008
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