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By Oldtimer Comment posted: 7/10/2014
Fucking spammer asshat! Admin, please remove! TIA   Reply

By SDM9570 Comment posted: 11/28/2006
Dumbass! That is the stupidest thing i have ever heard.   Reply

By Unknown Comment posted: 12/17/2005
you're suppose to cum in her eye and when she goes to hit you, you punch her in the stomach so she's doubled over and then you kick her in the shins for the limping effect...   Reply

By Unknown Comment posted: 12/14/2005
Colin, you damn jigaboo, we are tired of you voting for your words, and you are not kidding us 1 bit when u use other names like bob son or lyle or powerbottom   Reply

By Unknown from United States Comment posted: 3/26/2005
That Joan is listed, and from her comments she obviously enjoys males jerking-off thinking about her   Reply

By Unknown from USA Comment posted: 3/10/2005
Haven't you seen any of Joan's comments? I'm sure many males wank-off.   Reply

By Gordon Comment posted: 3/8/2005
Your fantasies of this fictional "Joan" character are quite disturbing. What the hell is wrong with you? I bet you have constructed this image of "Joan" and you beat your salami thinking of this chick. Wake up, she is probably a fat sow with half a set of teeth... that's assuming she is even real. Fuckin' children...   Reply

By Unknown Comment posted: 3/8/2005
I see someone thinks Joan Divoky might like this one. She wrote somewhere about not liking the violent ones, so don't kick her shins. I do like Chave's idea of adding in a good "titty twisting" since Joan has 34C tits.   Reply

By chave Comment posted: 2/25/2005
its when U R hitting it from behind and u spit on her back so she thinks u came on her whens he turns to look u bust u nutin her face (right eye)when she gets up u give her a titty twister and then kick her in the shins   Reply

By Julian Comment posted: 12/16/2004
This word is about as funny as "Will & Grace". 1 star.   Reply

By noni mous from pay stall #3 Comment posted: 12/16/2004
This word should be voted off the TurdWords chart. Bob Son is ColinC in disguise. This word pops onto the big 100 at the same time as his Whiffer, Deez Nuts and A-Bomb. 1-star these entries.   Reply

By Chad from Denver Comment posted: 9/6/2004
you people are discusting and vile-did you ever think that mysogeny could be as badas racism? Treating women so demeaningly-not to mention abusivley is fucked up. Go to hell Mother-fuckers!!!!!   Reply

By noni mous from my bitch's trailer Comment posted: 7/12/2004
hmmm. This word hasn't been in top anything for a month, then appears in top 50 of 100 when ColinC shows up after spending a month in the slam. (along with the usual slate of his crap words.)   Reply

By Hugh Jorgan Comment posted: 6/28/2004
Absolutely hilarious... NOT! This word is absolutely stupid!   Reply

By Mr. Poopypants Comment posted: 6/26/2004
That is fucking hilarious.   Reply

By richie Comment posted: 6/22/2004
classic   Reply

By Big MIke from Chicago Comment posted: 6/18/2004
I like that! Nice creativity!   Reply

By nutsackjack from cumshot Comment posted: 6/1/2004
that shit was fucking funny   Reply

By Beaner Comment posted: 5/7/2004
What a stupid definition!   Reply

By Cole Quamme from Shitheadville Comment posted: 4/28/2004
I gave my art teacher one of these, fer real dude   Reply

By mikey Comment posted: 4/18/2004
i want to stick my cock in the authors mouth to shut this bitch up. stupid ass word.   Reply

By Unknown Comment posted: 4/4/2004
2 stars not word of the day worthy.   Reply

By unknown from unknown Comment posted: 3/25/2004
I think this word is absolutely hilarious. You are a real creative genius. It should be number 1!!!!   Reply

By Unknown Comment posted: 3/16/2004
This word blows. Not funny. :(   Reply

By Stevo Comment posted: 3/1/2004
After our Mardi Gras anal session; Feak Boy had to go to the bathroom to wipe the shum off his 2 inch cock after shooting their rockets up my ass. It gave me a real colon C section. I love to get a broomstick shoved up my gaping stink hole if anyone is willing.   Reply

By Big Guy from Down South Comment posted: 2/27/2004
No, Angry Pirate is when you give her the gift in door number 2 (doggie style of course), reach around with your left hand, and poke her in the left eye. Hence, Angry Pirate. (You really need to have a mirror in front of her face so you can see the Angry Pirate expression)   Reply

By TAZ51 Comment posted: 2/18/2004
Beautiful! You have to picture it being done to some bitch you hate. It's simply hilarious!   Reply

By Unknown Comment posted: 2/2/2004
Cheater...too many votes   Reply

By me Comment posted: 2/1/2004
garbage.   Reply

By Boy Wonder Comment posted: 2/1/2004
garbage   Reply

By Bobs' son's son Comment posted: 1/30/2004
Hey dickbrains...this word may have 1,700 votes, but it has over 22,000 page views. That makes more sense than others on here with 800 votes, and 5,000 page views. Menaing ColinC's words. This is the funniest shit on here..original, and deserves top billing. Other faggots ruin it..but what the fuck do I care? Oooops, your mom's here for her facial, gotta run.   Reply

By Brett Comment posted: 1/22/2004
Eat me, good word though. 4 Dildo's.   Reply

By grant allen Comment posted: 1/8/2004
Those were some of the greatest comments ever. Fucking funny.   Reply

By Allen from H.B., CA Comment posted: 1/6/2004
That just made me cry...holy shit that was funny!!!   Reply

By Gordon Comment posted: 1/6/2004
Boo hiss. Not only is the word dumb, so is the author.   Reply

By Highlight's Magazine Comment posted: 1/2/2004
"The verdict is in, and 4 out of 5 3rd graders surveyed named 'The Angry Pirate' as the world's direst phrase. It beat out such stallworths as 'Poopy Head', 'Butt Face', and last year's winner 'Cootie monster'. Well done Bob!!!"   Reply

By Joel Segal from ABC Comment posted: 1/2/2004
"I laughed, I cried....A word for the whole family."   Reply

By People Magazine Comment posted: 1/2/2004
"Once in a generation does a word come around that truely transcends cultural barriers and inspires a nation. Bob Son found that word in the Angry Pirate. It will be found in the annals of history next to the works of Hemmingway, Salinger, and the great bard himself."   Reply

By Ebert and Ropert Comment posted: 1/2/2004
"If you can only read one turd word this year. The Angry Pirate is that word. Bob Son shows his pure genius once again."   Reply

By New York Times Comment posted: 1/2/2004
This is the must read word of the year. **** stars!   Reply

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By ColinC Comment posted: 1/2/2004
Uhh.. "Argggg, I just gave Bob an Angry Pirate"   Reply

By Klaus Moss Comment posted: 1/1/2004
fucking stupid word.   Reply

By m jackson Comment posted: 1/1/2004
lame, 1 star   Reply

By kissel from Mars Comment posted: 12/30/2003
Crap, 'nough said.   Reply

By spritey whitey Comment posted: 12/22/2003
60 negs is 60 too few. This word is garbage.   Reply

By ass man Comment posted: 12/22/2003
blah! weak sauce. Get a life   Reply

By Donald Comment posted: 12/22/2003
Conspiracy theory? I think not. This word just sucks a mean hog.   Reply

By dax Comment posted: 12/22/2003
Angry Pirate Is Funny   Reply

By q-doq Comment posted: 12/21/2003
2 stars.   Reply

By b Comment posted: 12/20/2003
60 negs in a couple of hours, me thinks me finds the culpret who's voting up his word while voting down others, looks like ColinC didn't like me using his name on that previous comment. Don't know why, he uses so many himself to slame other words and praise his own.   Reply

By Jeff Comment posted: 12/20/2003
Gay..........   Reply

By ColinC Comment posted: 12/20/2003
This word rocks. Should be no. 1   Reply

By Pylon from Wisconsin Comment posted: 12/18/2003
For chrying out loud, hasn't this dumb word disappeared yet? It probably would if the fuckin author wasn't VOTING FOR HIS OWN WORD ALL THE TIME!!!   Reply

By Bill The Cat from San Diego Comment posted: 12/9/2003
This one is not very funny. It is more stupid than funny.   Reply

By Bob Son Comment posted: 12/4/2003
Why isn't this word #1. All of you losers better start voting. Now! Bitch.   Reply

By bitch Comment posted: 12/3/2003
dats fucked u faggot.if u did dat 2 me id kick ur filthy-arse bak 2 da gutter. slut!!!   Reply

By Whitey from Georgia Comment posted: 12/2/2003
*Yawn*   Reply

By James Brown Comment posted: 12/2/2003
This word is Celebrity Hottub! I love all the jealous fucks that hate it cause they can't come close to it. The word is classic... if you think different, go eat a frank.   Reply

By panblanco Comment posted: 11/25/2003
This is the kind of shit that ruins the whole idea of a top 25. Stupid words that one person somehow votes over and over. Even puts in his own comments. This word is okay, but not the top 25 by any means.   Reply

By Bob Son Comment posted: 11/19/2003
My word rules!!! #1 forever.   Reply

By peter eater Comment posted: 10/17/2003
3 stars...solid.   Reply

By peter eater Comment posted: 10/17/2003
3 stars...solid.   Reply

By Unknown Comment posted: 10/15/2003
suxs major cock   Reply

By Shit head from Phidelphea Comment posted: 10/10/2003
That is the mother fucking funniest thing I have ever heard of. I just shit my mother fucking pants   Reply

By Happy Jack from GA Comment posted: 9/26/2003
Thats so funny, I just shit my pants.   Reply

By Crank from UK Lancs Comment posted: 9/25/2003
Piss funny. But what's it called if she's only got one eye and one leg   Reply

By The Evoker from Spokane, Idaho Comment posted: 9/2/2003
I have a question: Will it work on guys, too?   Reply

By Captain Wank Comment posted: 8/11/2003
Well, OK. This weekend I'm gona try it out, I'll let you know what happens...   Reply

By TID from PA Comment posted: 8/8/2003
Funniest thing on here. My buddy told me about it at the bar, with physical decriptions....had me laughing my arse off.   Reply

By Andre from Washington, DC Comment posted: 7/29/2003
Please take pictures. Not of the pirate, but of the ass whipping she delivers to you.   Reply

By Captain Wank from UK Comment posted: 7/29/2003
Classic! this deserves to be at the top of the Hall Of Glory, told the wife that I'm gona try it out!   Reply

By Joe from tucson AZ Comment posted: 7/14/2003
I discovered that upon useing this tecnique she sayed she was going to kick me in the arse!   Reply

By HeyJoe Comment posted: 7/3/2003
Another one that made me laugh. Kudos to you, amigo.   Reply

By HeyJoe Comment posted: 6/22/2003
Yeah, some of these people wouldn't know a cool term if it came up and sucked their dick.   Reply

By Ben Rohling from Smellgin, IL Comment posted: 6/21/2003
Funny to see this described- cool but always just called this "pirate". Last Friday night one caught the eyepatch. Whoever submitted this word kicks ass and takes names hats off to ya   Reply

By David Comment posted: 6/20/2003
It's clear that Gaius lacks any sense of creativity judging by the stupid ass words he's submitted and therefore is threatened by words that are full of originality and humor.   Reply

By Jason Comment posted: 6/20/2003
WTF is wrong with you. Angry pirate is about the funniest damn thing I've seen on this God-forsaken site.   Reply

By Gaius Caligula from Los Angeles, CA Comment posted: 6/19/2003
WTF is wrong with you people? This word suck penis cheese. One star.   Reply

By Mathew McElroy from Vancouver, BC Comment posted: 3/29/2003
Truly a top ten!!.... My life will not be complete until I have completed the task "angry pirate".   Reply

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