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It was almost 4am when Joan was awakened by knocking on her apartment door. Thinking it must be the lady next door again locking herself out, Joan didn't bother putting a robe on. When she opened the door however, she was startled to see three uniformed men! She blushed, as she realized she was standing there in only a tee shirt and no panties. "Can I help you officers?" Joan asked. "Step aside ma'am! We have reason to believe there is T.N.T. in your apartment." "Oh my god! Yes, please come in then!" exclaimed Joan. Two men went directly to her bedroom and started searching thru her drawers; the third searched her clothes hamper. Now seated on her sofa, Joan looked bewildered as she wondered how dynamite could be in her home? One officer came over and asked "Are those goosebumps ma'am?" Joan replied "Yes, I always get them when I'm excited." He just smiled and told her to stay seated. Then she heard one officer say "I found some"; then the one in her bathroom said the same thing. All three officers came into the living room holding some of her bras. They even took turns sniffing the ones from the hamper! They didn't bring out her plain white ones, but only the lacey, sexy ones. "Ma'am, these are all 34 C-cup bras which makes you in violation of Cleveland's T.N.T. ordinance. Please stand up and remove your tee shirt." Joan complied, but was embarrassed by the fact her nipples had grown hard. The officers then took turns examining (fondling, tweaking, sucking)her breasts until they were convinced. "Ok ma'am, your's are all natural. We find no implants in there. Thank you for your cooperation." Joan was so relieved there was no dynamite, she invited them to stay for breakfast. Of course, after she cooked up a big plate of pancakes and sausage, she topped it off by giving them all Continental Breakfasts!   Reply

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