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After Drips Added: 12/6/2002 Noun Click to listen to After Drips
The feeling of wetness in your underpants after jerking off.
Submitted by: Tom 15,132 views 2.00 = After Drips Star After Drips Star (33 votes)

ass scissors Added: 10/29/2004 Noun  
when you have that last little piece of crap danging from your butt that won't f...
Submitted by: Tom 2,105 views 2.50 = ass scissors Star ass scissors Star ass scissors Star (6 votes)

bowl coal Added: 11/25/2005 Noun  
leaving skid marks all over the bowl after a huge dump
Submitted by: tom 32,021 views 4.00 = bowl coal Star bowl coal Star bowl coal Star bowl coal Star (1 vote)

Carolina Shoe Horn Added: 4/27/2005 Noun  
When you have to tie a carrot to your cock to make it hard enough to go anal wit...
Submitted by: Tom 32,312 views 1.67 = Carolina Shoe Horn Star Carolina Shoe Horn Star (9 votes)

choggle Added: 5/13/2004 Verb  
a verb meaning to walk over and shit in your girl's panties after banging. Hope...
Submitted by: tom 3,000 views 2.00 = choggle Star choggle Star (3 votes)

dirty knuckler Added: 9/29/2007 Noun  
an itch in your ass soo deep you get your knuckles dirty itching it.
Submitted by: tom 32,207 views 1.94 = dirty knuckler Star dirty knuckler Star (16 votes)

Dirty Sanchez Added: 11/14/2002 Noun Click to listen to Dirty Sanchez
A sexual deviation in which crap is smeared on a person's face so they look like...
Submitted by: Tom 68,323 views 3.34 = Dirty Sanchez Star Dirty Sanchez Star Dirty Sanchez Star (86 votes)

duece wallet Added: 3/12/2004 Noun  
asshole
Submitted by: Tom 2,061 views 3.00 = duece wallet Star duece wallet Star duece wallet Star (3 votes)

fart pusher Added: 6/14/2003 Noun  
when some is farting and gets a dick stuck up their ass to shove it back in.
Submitted by: tom 2,157 views 2.75 = fart pusher Star fart pusher Star fart pusher Star (12 votes)

Fist Fog Added: 12/21/2004 Noun  
When your bitch is trying to insert her fingers into your ass and you unload las...
Submitted by: Tom 1,643 views  

Flump Added: 11/14/2002 Noun Click to listen to Flump
Receiving a blow job while sitting on the throne.
Submitted by: Tom 14,396 views 2.88 = Flump Star Flump Star Flump Star (8 votes)

Glass Bottom Boat Added: 11/14/2002 Noun Click to listen to Glass Bottom Boat
A sexual deviancy in which you put a piece of seran wrap over a person's face an...
Submitted by: Tom 9,488 views 2.50 = Glass Bottom Boat Star Glass Bottom Boat Star Glass Bottom Boat Star (12 votes)

Goose lick the Added: 4/4/2005 Noun  
When you are masterbating and your sperm goes on your pubes and you use it as a ...
Submitted by: tom 32,087 views 3.75 = Goose lick the Star Goose lick the Star Goose lick the Star Goose lick the Star (48 votes)

Load Biscuit Added: 12/15/2006 Adverb  
When you are making breakfast for your whore (girlfriend) and instead of using P...
Submitted by: Tom 32,664 views 2.73 = Load Biscuit Star Load Biscuit Star Load Biscuit Star (22 votes)

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Mahogany Log Added: 11/28/2006 Noun  
To take a dump, freeze the log and use as a dildo
Submitted by: Tom 33,450 views 2.25 = Mahogany Log Star Mahogany Log Star (12 votes)

muddy twitter Added: 2/26/2009 Noun  
when a girl is giving you deep throat and your dick goes to far and she pukes up...
Submitted by: tom 1,320 views 1.90 = muddy twitter Star muddy twitter Star (10 votes)

Packing Heat Added: 11/14/2002 Verb Click to listen to Packing Heat
When you have to take a dump and you can't because of time, constipation, or ner...
Submitted by: Tom 7,104 views 2.09 = Packing Heat Star Packing Heat Star (11 votes)

Panamanian Peel Added: 12/20/2005 Noun  
After you jerk off you clean your penis with toilet tissue. You go to take a pis...
Submitted by: Tom 32,541 views 3.74 = Panamanian Peel Star Panamanian Peel Star Panamanian Peel Star Panamanian Peel Star (47 votes)

Puckernut Added: 11/22/2004 Noun  
Just another term for asshole!!
Submitted by: Tom 1,580 views 2.93 = Puckernut Star Puckernut Star Puckernut Star (14 votes)

Sixth-Sense Added: 2/4/2007 Noun  
When you're taking a dump and the hairs on the back of your neck stand up.
Submitted by: Tom 32,336 views 2.80 = Sixth-Sense Star Sixth-Sense Star Sixth-Sense Star (10 votes)

Skunk Ring Added: 7/5/2005 Noun  
When you do a dirty girl in the butt, and when you pull out you have a nice stin...
Submitted by: tom 31,968 views 3.25 = Skunk Ring Star Skunk Ring Star Skunk Ring Star (4 votes)

spicy lasso Added: 2/4/2007 Noun  
when doing a girl doggy style you imitate the spinning of a lasso, just as you a...
Submitted by: tom 32,506 views 3.00 = spicy lasso Star spicy lasso Star spicy lasso Star (9 votes)

Stank Tongue Added: 12/21/2004 Noun  
When your whore inserts her tongue into your colon without permission.
Submitted by: Tom 1,457 views 3.00 = Stank Tongue Star Stank Tongue Star Stank Tongue Star (3 votes)

Stranger Game Added: 10/28/2003 Noun  
Sometimes you will wake up in the middle of the night with an arm completly asle...
Submitted by: Tom 1,753 views 2.50 = Stranger Game Star Stranger Game Star Stranger Game Star (2 votes)

thunderbolt Added: 3/18/2005 Noun  
when you are trying to moon someone and a little piece of crap comes out(looking...
Submitted by: tom 31,942 views 3.33 = thunderbolt Star thunderbolt Star thunderbolt Star (9 votes)

Tongue Burgler Added: 6/14/2003 Noun  
when you take your tounge and jingle a persons scrotum n end up will ball hair i...
Submitted by: tom 2,348 views 2.26 = Tongue Burgler Star Tongue Burgler Star (19 votes)

triple crown Added: 2/24/2005 Noun  
three guys sticking their manhood in a girls pussy ass and mouth at the same tim...
Submitted by: tom 32,248 views 2.50 = triple crown Star triple crown Star triple crown Star (4 votes)

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