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Search Results 21 Search Results for the author "Eric"
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Bald taco Added: 6/16/2005 Noun  
Another name for bald vagina.
Submitted by: Eric 33,271 views 2.00 = Bald taco Star Bald taco Star (3 votes)

Bazooka yogurt Added: 5/31/2003 Noun  
Noun. When someone is giving head and you blow an exceptionally large load righ...
Submitted by: Eric 5,037 views 1.50 = Bazooka yogurt Star Bazooka yogurt Star (12 votes)

Bull Moose Call Added: 4/5/2003 Noun  
A booty call to your favorite cum dumpster
Submitted by: Eric 4,828 views 1.12 = Bull Moose Call Star (25 votes)

Cro-Cop, The Added: 7/5/2005 Noun  
One who is mean/vindictive while the girl/boyfriend is sleeping (after other par...
Submitted by: Eric 33,827 views 2.50 = Cro-Cop, The Star Cro-Cop, The Star Cro-Cop, The Star (2 votes)

Dirthead Added: 6/15/2004 Noun  
(1)A person who's head is dirty (2)One who practices the way of the dirt.(3) A s...
Submitted by: Eric 3,395 views 3.25 = Dirthead Star Dirthead Star Dirthead Star (12 votes)

G.N.L. Added: 7/7/2004 Noun  
Gamble and Lose. Similar to A.T.F, but you go through with the act.
Submitted by: eric 6,609 views 1.46 = G.N.L. Star (26 votes)

Gristle Taco Added: 7/21/2005 Noun  
Going down on a chick, who earlier in the evening had a load blown in her from s...
Submitted by: Eric 33,582 views 1.00 = Gristle Taco Star (1 vote)

Happy sock Added: 4/5/2003 Noun  
The crusty nasty sock that you use as your jiz rag. Can also be a jiz rag of con...
Submitted by: Eric 4,242 views 1.74 = Happy sock Star Happy sock Star (27 votes)

heat seeking moisture mistle Added: 6/4/2003 Noun  
Submitted by: eric 3,273 views 1.90 = heat seeking moisture mistle Star heat seeking moisture mistle Star (10 votes)

Marinate Added: 6/16/2005 Noun  
When you fart underneth the covers and you smell like the fart when you wake up.
Submitted by: Eric 33,234 views 3.40 = Marinate Star Marinate Star Marinate Star (5 votes)

melted cheese Added: 7/21/2005 Noun  
when your really drunk and pick up a whore. when you go down on her you realize ...
Submitted by: Eric 33,284 views 2.20 = melted cheese Star melted cheese Star (5 votes)

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Orko Added: 12/10/2004 Noun  
The penile-illusion formed when one rolls their flesh loose penis flesh up over ...
Submitted by: Eric 2,882 views 2.50 = Orko Star Orko Star Orko Star (2 votes)

penne arrabita Added: 4/14/2009 Noun  
to perform doggy-style sex with your girlfriend while shoving red pepper flakes ...
Submitted by: eric 2,454 views 2.20 = penne arrabita Star penne arrabita Star (5 votes)

Piss Flaps Added: 12/13/2004 Noun  
Derogatory name for the folds of a woman's labia.
Submitted by: Eric 3,021 views  

pocket rocket Added: 6/4/2003 Noun  
Submitted by: eric 3,339 views 2.20 = pocket rocket Star pocket rocket Star (10 votes)

scottish bagpipe Added: 2/25/2006 Noun  
when some one squeezes your nuts with there arm and sucks your dick while sticki...
Submitted by: Eric 33,176 views  

Shampoopoo Added: 11/18/2004 Noun  
Squeeze the air out of a shampoo bottle then use the bottle to suck up a fart. Q...
Submitted by: Eric 3,544 views 2.71 = Shampoopoo Star Shampoopoo Star Shampoopoo Star (21 votes)

Spawn Jelly fish Added: 4/5/2003 Noun  
When you put on a happy sock by mistake, in about an hour the sweat from your fe...
Submitted by: Eric 3,949 views 1.00 = Spawn Jelly fish Star (1 vote)

squirting bull, the Added: 5/24/2004 Noun  
when you are laying down masturbating, and when you cum, you squirt it in your b...
Submitted by: Eric 2,931 views  

Taffy Pull Added: 11/18/2004 Noun  
While performing oral sex on a female, one sucks the outer labia into ones mouth...
Submitted by: Eric 7,276 views 2.13 = Taffy Pull Star Taffy Pull Star (23 votes)

wiper's nightmare Added: 7/14/2005 Noun  
When taking a dump, the log breaks off halfway out of your craphole, making for ...
Submitted by: eric 33,048 views 2.20 = wiper's nightmare Star wiper's nightmare Star (5 votes)

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