Definition 1: a girl with a pussy SO UGLY and PLAIN FOUL that your condom crawls down your peehole for safety.
Usage Example: Megan looked pretty good from all angles, but when it came time to do the deed, she turned out to be a Trojan Terrorist. I never thought it was possible, but my urologist said it wasn't as uncommon as I thought.
Trojan Terrorist
Definition 1: a girl with a pussy SO UGLY and PLAIN FOUL that your condom crawls down your peehole for safety.
Usage Example: Megan looked pretty good from all angles, but when it came time to do the deed, she turned out to be a Trojan Terrorist. I never thought it was possible, but my urologist said it wasn't as uncommon as I thought.
